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Title: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on 07/15/2013, 05:23 PM

Why? well Idk. Why not? These are some poor PCE Haikus off the top of my head. also I am going crazy.

Oh the PCE
Just the way it should be
Please will you marry me

A litle White Box
Happy with Delight for you
Now go Shoot em Up

Yes you must Obey!
PCengine Forever
Play Le PCE

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: SuperDeadite on 07/15/2013, 06:57 PM

LaserActive Go
Supreme absolute obey
Boobies in 3D

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: futureman2000 on 07/15/2013, 10:52 PM

One arrived today
Purchased from this very site
Sega AC works

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: VenomMacbeth on 07/15/2013, 11:15 PM

China Warrior
Stepping on poor Mario
You are all Pansies

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: PunkCryborg on 07/16/2013, 12:33 AM

Masaya's finest
Haters gonna hate
ENERGY!!!

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: PunkCryborg on 07/16/2013, 12:35 AM

blue crabs
best legs on a game cover
Wonder Momo!

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: _Paul on 07/16/2013, 04:35 AM

There's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on 07/16/2013, 12:50 PM

Quote from: guest on 07/16/2013, 04:35 AMThere's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now

Paul you would notice
I did stumble across it
NecroBump I not

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 07/17/2013, 09:45 AM

Insanity Sucks
Pyramid Plunder Does Too
Atlantean Don't

:)

bwahahahahahaaaa

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: geise on 07/17/2013, 10:23 AM

My name is Arkan
I am a pee pee toucher
I touch your pee pee

O:)

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esadajr on 07/17/2013, 01:27 PM

perfect PCE setup I have
other consoles I have too
but you're on top of them all

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on 07/17/2013, 01:28 PM

Comrades, JOY is nigh:
Blodia (Timeball) is LOVE
and SOOTHES savage hearts.

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: _Paul on 07/18/2013, 03:45 PM

Some people are not
Using the five seven rule
This is haiku, bitch

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on 07/18/2013, 05:37 PM

Five seven and Five
This is how to make haiku
Sound very good
:-"

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Psycho Punch on 07/18/2013, 09:42 PM

The SUPER Kung Fu
Two Screen Mahjong is Cool
Damn April's Fool

Buy Meteor Blaster DX
And Obey With This Game
It's Pure Sex

World War Dinossaur Assassins
Hail the Heros of Revolution
Soon from Aetherbyte

I would advertise games
That I made by myself
If I had.

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: _Paul on 07/28/2013, 06:01 AM

The game that belongs
At the bottom of the sea
Deep Blue is it's name

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on 07/30/2013, 01:24 AM

Never, ever, ends
Screenshot comparison page
Never ends, ever. (https://www.tg-16.com/screenshot_comparisons.htm#Ys_3)

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on 07/30/2013, 01:29 AM

Awack, you bastard
Fifteen hundred (plus!) screenshots
Fuck you. I love you. (https://www.tg-16.com/screenshot_comparisons.htm#Space_Harrier)

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Psycho Punch on 07/30/2013, 07:50 PM

I hate rally cars
Few bumps breaks their suspension
Impossible victory run

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: VenomMacbeth on 07/30/2013, 08:46 PM

Ninja Warriors
Could have been so much better
Shame on you, PC Engine

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esadajr on 07/31/2013, 05:18 PM

no idea how Haiku works
but still
PCE rules

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AM

Play Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Not PCE, but close enough

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: roflmao on 08/01/2013, 01:27 PM

Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Not PCE, but close enough

Lol! Sounds like something out of Kung Pow. :)

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: seieienbu on 08/09/2013, 12:10 AM

Ugh, kinda dirty
Twenty year old controllers
How do I clean them?

Isopopanol.
Cotton balls to absorb it.
Good as new? Not quite.

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Gillian Seed on 08/09/2013, 12:39 AM

I have no idea how to Haiku :C

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: _Paul on 08/10/2013, 05:04 AM

Quote from: Gillian Seed on 08/09/2013, 12:39 AMI have no idea how to Haiku :C

An easy rule to follow is: The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, the third line has 5 syllables.

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on 08/11/2013, 09:10 AM

Quote from: Gillian Seed on 08/09/2013, 12:39 AMI have no idea how to Haiku :C

Clueless on Haiku?
He likes Ys II, not Ys I:
Clueless on Turbob!

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: VenomMacbeth on 08/12/2013, 01:51 AM

Why write a haiku
When I could play PCE?
I am herpaderp.

Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on 08/12/2013, 02:35 PM

Write to declare love
For NEC , PCE
others read an play

PCEngine-FX.com

NEC PC Engine/TurboGrafx-16 Games/Consoles => PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion => Topic started by: turboswimbz on 07/15/2013, 05:23 PM