So who wants to come to Canada with me?

[albinoMithos]

So I'm thinking of going to Canada this summer to correct a few things there.  First off I have to find out why they have this unnatural love for Xevious and eliminate that crap ASAP.  The next thing is to lock their PM in French Canada (an actual providence.  Look it up )  and then wipe it off the map by any means necessary!  My final piece of business there will be to correct the Canadian dictionary with all their misspelled words like whatever the hell "Colour", "Armour", "Metre", etc. are.  Rest assured my Canadian friends we WILL help you. 

Afterwords we'll have a video game party with our newly fixed friends and then we'll head back down to America where we'll get rid of the imperial system of measurements and fat asses.


The Revolution must happen.  King Metal Slime of Happy Funtimeland commands it!!!!!



Also until we fix this problem just remember the wise words of South Park...when in doubt:

[Tatsujin]

Canada Rul0urz!!

[Turbo D]

I like canada. However, there is this really creepy Canadian dude in my english class. Not sure what he's up to.

[albinoMithos]

I like canada. However, there is this really creepy Canadian dude in my english class. Not sure what he's up to.

I like Canada too but dammit I've had it with their spelling and love of Xevious. And no one NO one can defend french Canada.  Oh and that Canadian guy is melting from learning proper English.

[Turbo D]

Lmao, he probably is! He looks like a damned serial killer or something. Surprisingly, there are a lot of weirdos @ my college. Oh ya, damned french canadia. lol.

[TR0N]

I do blame canada,for making it too cheap for any tv show or movie to be flimed there.Blast them and hollywood for selling out 

[Turbo D]

Hey, isn't Canada's military taking a year off from service? I think I read that somewhere, probably in shout or something.

[Joe Redifer]

I say we make CrackTiger the ruler of Canada.

[albinoMithos]

Hey, isn't Canada's military taking a year off from service? I think I read that somewhere, probably in shout or something.

[Keranu]

Cananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.

Dissing on Xevious should be a sin. That's like disrespecting your gentle, loving grandparents. No Xevious = No scrolling vertical shooters = No PC Engine = None of us posting here.

[albinoMithos]

Cananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.

Dissing on Xevious should be a sin. That's like disrespecting your gentle, loving grandparents. No Xevious = No scrolling vertical shooters = No PC Engine = None of us posting here.

No Xevious= no flying drywall, no flying donuts, no canada.  I can live without vertical shooters and I doubt the PC engine's life depends on Xevious' existence.  I mean it's here and unless I come up with a Flux Capacitor or find out a way to travel back in time it's gonna stay.  But Canada......no they just had to take the love of that game too far man.  Enough is enough.  I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONTINENT!!!!!!! (No offense Canada )

[termis]

Cananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.

As a drunk English bud of mine told off a Canuck friend of mine and me a few years ago -- "You guys don't fooking speak English!" 

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

[albinoMithos]

Cananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.

As a drunk English bud of mine told off a Canuck friend of mine and me a few years ago -- "You guys don't fooking speak English!" 

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

So Canadian spelling isn't even British spelling!?!?!?!?!?!? The hell?  Oh fuck that...Canada's ass is grass now!!! (not that it wasn't before!) 

BTW Xevious sucks.   

[Zeon]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

[nikdog]

Fuck the United States.

And spell check says color is wrong. it's colour.

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Fuck the United States.

And spell check says color is wrong. it's colour.

And you....YOU!!!!!  I don't know what backwards part of reality you reside from but there isn't any damn 'u' in color.  I'm sorry but first off having a U there is fucking inefficient and I've yet to hear a good reason to have it there.  I suspect that some french bastard decided it'd be awesome and the rest of you dumbasses decided to be like Mike and started spelling it that ass way.   Also we speak real English here not some backwards ass "oh look it's tea and crumpets time" bullshit.  Fuck that.  Keep that prissy ass u and reversed RE to yourselves long enough for America to stick its foot far enough up your ass until that shit is fixed.  I know damn well I'm not alone here when I say this: Fuck British Spelling and anyone who still uses it. 

[nikdog]

Fuck the United States.

And spell check says color is wrong. it's colour.

And you....YOU!!!!!  I don't know what backwards part of reality you reside from but there isn't any damn 'u' in color.  I'm sorry but first off having a U there is fucking inefficient and I've yet to hear a good reason to have it there.  I suspect that some french bastard decided it'd be awesome and the rest of you dumbasses decided to be like Mike and started spelling it that ass way.   Also we speak real English here not some backwards ass "oh look it's tea and crumpets time" bullshit.  Fuck that.  Keep that prissy ass u and reversed RE to yourselves long enough for America to stick its foot far enough up your ass until that shit is fixed.  I know damn well I'm not alone here when I say this: Fuck British Spelling and anyone who still uses it. 

Nigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.

[albinoMithos]

Nigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.

Merriam-Webster correct on this one.  The OED is complete and utter bullshit and you know it.  Please go burn your self in fire now to cleanse this contamination.  Alternatively you can go to Canada which will be razed by our righteous indignation soon enough.

[nikdog]

Nigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.

Merriam-Webster correct on this one.  The OED is complete and utter bullshit and you know it.  Please go burn your self in fire now to cleanse this contamination.  Alternatively you can go to Canada which will be razed by our righteous indignation soon enough. 

Merriam-Webster can shove it up there ugly ass.

[albinoMithos]

Nigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.

Merriam-Webster correct on this one.  The OED is complete and utter bullshit and you know it.  Please go burn your self in fire now to cleanse this contamination.  Alternatively you can go to Canada which will be razed by our righteous indignation soon enough. 

Merriam-Webster can shove it up there ugly ass.

See more proof that OED is bullshit.  It's their.  Thank you nikdog.  You have given me a new mission in life.  Destroy Oxford.  But seriously.......shut the fuck up.

[termis]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

[nikdog]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

[nikdog]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

[nikdog]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

[nikdog]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

[Zeon]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen

[nikdog]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen

oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen

oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.

Follow the tail.  England -> Canada -> Fail -> You.  Just sayin'

[nikdog]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen

oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.

Follow the tail.  England -> Canada -> Fail -> You.  Just sayin'

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

[albinoMithos]

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong.  There's no middle ground here.  All failure will be wiped from the system.  That is all.

[nikdog]

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong.  There's no middle ground here.  All failure will be wiped from the system.  That is all.

theatre, colour, and armour are right.

[Zeon]

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong.  There's no middle ground here.  All failure will be wiped from the system.  That is all.

Wait....no I've never spelled no damn aluminum with an i between the n and u. Same principle, it's pointless and just plain doesn't belong. Are you some sort of crappy Canadian spy, gathering info on opposers to the Canadian way of spelling things for when you all attempt to infiltrate the US and try to force your horribly incorrect way of spelling things on us?!

Btw the Webster distionary doesn't spell aluminum with an i there.

[albinoMithos]

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong.  There's no middle ground here.  All failure will be wiped from the system.  That is all.

theatre, colour, and armour are right.

In bullshit land where static shock is good and where static shaq can exist with the rest of the magical bullshit fairies.   It's a magical land where Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise are held with high esteem and where nikdog hails from.  Yea onto thee who comes to this land thy spelling is wrong.  So it has been written.  Again keep that prissy ass tea and crumpets spelling long enough for us to fix it.  Also ban plz.

[nikdog]

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong.  There's no middle ground here.  All failure will be wiped from the system.  That is all.

theatre, colour, and armour are right.

In bullshit land where static shock is good and where static shaq can exist with the rest of the magical bullshit fairies.   It's a magical land where Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise are held with high esteem and where nikdog hails from.  Yea onto thee who comes to this land thy spelling is wrong.  So it has been written.  Again keep that prissy ass tea and crumpets spelling long enough for us to fix it.  Also ban plz.

What's star trek?

[albinoMithos]

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong.  There's no middle ground here.  All failure will be wiped from the system.  That is all.

theatre, colour, and armour are right.

In bullshit land where static shock is good and where static shaq can exist with the rest of the magical bullshit fairies.   It's a magical land where Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise are held with high esteem and where nikdog hails from.  Yea onto thee who comes to this land thy spelling is wrong.  So it has been written.  Again keep that prissy ass tea and crumpets spelling long enough for us to fix it.  Also ban plz.

What's star trek?

Something that as a whole is more awesome than Canada.

[termis]

Oh, and to throw more shit into the flames,

Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling

[albinoMithos]

Oh, and to throw more shit into the flames,

Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling

This is true however this relationship is still true Common British Spelling=Oxford Spelling=Canadian Spelling=Bullshit. (yes with a capitol B)

Now I know some may ask..why? Why don't you take out Britain as well.  Well considering what their government is trying to turn the place into a real life 1984 I can't in good conscience jump in that situation. However, once that's fixed,  I'm there!

[nikdog]

Oh, and to throw more shit into the flames,

Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling

ROFL, well now that i'm bored with this, i'm gonna leave here.

[albinoMithos]

Oh, and to throw more shit into the flames,

Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling

ROFL, well now that i'm bored with this, i'm gonna leave here.

Yessssss....back to Canada with you!

[Tatsujin]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen

oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.

Follow the tail.  England -> Canada -> Fail -> You.  Just sayin'

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

THIS IS QUOTING MADNESS!!

[albinoMithos]

Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English.  There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!

tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!

No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!

Oh, and Xevious is awesome! 

Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! 

Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.  You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.

Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)

Ah, but who really cares, anyway. 

Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being.  You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win.  And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance.  Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets,  black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths.  Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!

who said I like France?

You did the second you started to spell color with a u.  Go back to Canada.

first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.

And yet it's still wrong.  First isn't equal to right.  Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit.  So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft.  Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden.  Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. 

i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.

And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?   

Psh.  See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

Canada must be stopped NOW!

what'd Canada do?

Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen

oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.

Follow the tail.  England -> Canada -> Fail -> You.  Just sayin'

but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.

THIS IS QUOTING MADNESS!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sparky]

No Xevious= no flying drywall, no flying donuts, no canada.  I can live without vertical shooters and I doubt the PC engine's life depends on Xevious' existence.  I mean it's here and unless I come up with a Flux Capacitor or find out a way to travel back in time it's gonna stay.  But Canada......no they just had to take the love of that game too far man.  Enough is enough.  I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONTINENT!!!!!!! (No offense Canada )

haha... you poor misguided soul, i think you need to get laid by a good canadian women!!!
For the honour of canada i will stop your quest & do me a favour & bend over and i will stick a Xevious huey up your american ass... i will use some maple syrup for some lube!!!

[albinoMithos]

No Xevious= no flying drywall, no flying donuts, no canada.  I can live without vertical shooters and I doubt the PC engine's life depends on Xevious' existence.  I mean it's here and unless I come up with a Flux Capacitor or find out a way to travel back in time it's gonna stay.  But Canada......no they just had to take the love of that game too far man.  Enough is enough.  I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONTINENT!!!!!!! (No offense Canada )

haha... you poor misguided soul, i think you need to get laid by a good canadian women!!!
For the honour of canada i will stop your quest & do me a favour & bend over and i will stick a Xevious huey up your american ass... i will use some maple syrup for some lube!!!

Misguided?  I think not good sir.  You are a shining example of why Canada is so twisted!!!!!
Can that which has so much france in it have honor?   
Can a favor be done for those which create such foulness in the world?
Can maple syrup really be used as a potent lube?

The answer is no to all of the above.  Ladies and Gentlemen...and Sparky, we have a problem on our hands and now is the time to fix it.  Let's strike while the iron is hot. And give these u loving bastards no quarter!  For if we do then it will ultimately lead to the end of the world!!!!!

[Sparky]

you are scared mithos, scared of Canada & the verbal power we hold and there is nothing you can do about it!!! You are weak and powerless and afraid of a silent U...
I want you to look at these 2 words...

favour: look how the U fits and fills out the word, it is visually pleasing & reaks of intelligence.
favor:  look how small it is, very weak, almost like a child has written it.

fight your fight Mithos... but in the end the colour of the Maple Leaf & our lube ready syrup will provail!!! EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[albinoMithos]

you are scared mithos, scared of Canada & the verbal power we hold and there is nothing you can do about it!!! You are weak and powerless and afraid of a silent U...
I want you to look at these 2 words...

favour: look how the U fits and fills out the word, it is visually pleasing & reaks of intelligence.
favor:  look how small it is, very weak, almost like a child has written it.

fight your fight Mithos... but in the end the colour of the Maple Leaf & our lube ready syrup will provail!!! EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry Sparky, but you and the rest of Canada (or as Jon Stewart calls it Gay America )  seem to have things so violently wrong that the rest of the world actually is afraid to confront you on this. 

You wish me to look upon the correct spelling and the misspelling of the world favor?
I did everyday since I've taken up this fight!

You claim this:

"favour: look how the U fits and fills out the word, it is visually pleasing & reaks of intelligence.
favor:  look how small it is, very weak, almost like a child has written it."

And yet, I ask you, what intelligent being cares for mere aesthetics? That's is of the child world.  Favor is the correct way and the most efficient.  You claim the U to be silent?  Then why use it? Is it to get some special character count in your documents?  That's foolish at best and simply daft at worst.  You Canadians must learn of the error of your ways!

Of all the things Canada could have used to scare me (mounties, bears, etc.) it tries to fend off my flurry with Us?!?

Balderdash! That's french talk! 

I will fight my righteous fight and I will win!  For I have learned much of Canada.  You all have been frenched up so very much that you've no chance against us!

In the end your precious maple leaf and its color will be turned into nothing more than cheap toilet paper.  (Cheaper than it already is.)

Just remember:

Canada is a synonym for America's Hat