What I Hate About Every Regular Here (Not for those with fragile egos....)

nat · 03/26/2009, 10:41 PM

Aaron - Christ man, could the site updates be any less frequent?

Joe Redifer - This guy couldn't breath a negative word about the SEGA Genesis if his life depended on it. OH NO HE'S NO FANBOY.

Keranu - I don't think I've ever agreed with a single thing this guy has said. If I had to pick one guy that is just the complete polar opposite of myself on this board, Keranu would be the man of the hour.

Sinistron - It was tough for me to find a failing in this upright dude, but I can't leave anyone unscathed, it just wouldn't be fair. So I'll cite his annoyingly ever-present ability to sway shoutbox discussion to the topic of food. I think it should be a mandatory requirement that Sinistron eats a full meal BEFORE entering the shoutbox.

Zeon - Who the fuck is this guy? He came out of nowhere like Jack Flash. I don't really hate anything about him cuz I still don't know who the fuck he is or where he came from.

guyjin - This guy acts like the fucking universe would implode on itself if anyone happened to learn his real name or catch a glimpse of his ugly mug. LIKE ANYONE FUCKING CARES.

nectarsis - This dude will swipe great Turbo deals from right out under your feet. The worst part? He never plays past the first fuckin' level.

Press_Run - This guy is suffering from Zeon syndrome. No one knows who he is, where he came from, or what he's doing here. Scratch that last part. Apparently he's here to share each and every moment in his infinitely fascinating quest to acquire all the US TurboGrafx releases. Fascinating. Really. I'm..... fascinated. I bet he doesn't even know this is a forum. He probably just has that one thread bookmarked in Internet Exploder.

Duo_R - How hard is it to spell out words like "you"?

sunteam_paul - I guess no one told Paul there is no "I" in team. Or something like that....

OldSchoolGamer - I should really lay into this motherfucker, considering he never leaves the shoutbox and there is a -56% chance he'll ever read this. But I'll be "kind" and just idly observe he's been a member here for 1 year and only has 37 posts to his name. Way to contribute to the community, dude.

TurboStar/JoshTurboTrollX-16/JoshTurboTrollX-16 - This guy went from being a wise old TurboSage to a gay pride reject. What gives, man?

stevek666 aka esteban - Steve is the most inconsistent guy here. He'll go from logging in 6 times a day to not logging on for 6 months. And then repeat the cycle. And again. And again. And again..... Let's try this on for size: only log in twice a day, but don't take 6 months breaks. You'll get the SAME AMOUNT of posts in per year without having to take a sabbatical! GREAT IDEA!

ceti alpha - Let's go hunt some moose, eh! I'll pack sandwiches made on Dempster's finest, and we can recount tales of mustache parties past!

Sparky - If I get one more sparky hug from this guy, I swear to God.....

spenoza - Here is a guy who's been around a few years and yet, still, whenever I see posts from the dude he feels like a N00B. I'm not sure what it is.... He's like the quiet guy in the corner that nobody pays attention to. Oh yeah, I remember why I don't like him: he badmouthed the controls in Dungeon Explorer II once, and decided after playing for a few minutes (in an emulator, mind you) the game must be awful.

quoth09 - What happened to quoth01-08? It always amuses/bugs me when people append meaningless numbers to their handles. (As if quoth, quoth01, etc weren't available.) Which leads me to....

td741 - ... Right. OK, I won't even touch that one. I remember a few years ago there was a big debacle about this dude. He had, like, the highest "logged in" time according to the stats page and yet never posted a single thing. We all thought it was pretty creepy. Well, since those days, he's been ousted down to 10th for highest online time, and at least he posts a couple times a year now. The important thing is that he's less creepy.

Mithos - First there was albinoMithos, then there was Mithos, then there was Mobius, then there was Mobiusclimber... I'm still not really sure if these are all different people, or the same person. Oh yeah, "mythos" is spelled with a "y."

NecroPhile - I'll go ahead and give old NecroPhile the "most likely to be a serial rapist" award now so I don't have to worry about it later.

TR0N - I often wonder if English isn't his native language. No, seriously. I usually have to read TR0N's posts three or four times before comprehension. Even Tatsujin is less cryptic. At the very least, his generous use of the comma makes dull evenings a bit more exciting.

Tatsujin - What kind of dipshit doesn't accept an offer of a brand new US Dynastic Hero in exchange for an ice cream? A FUCKING ICE CREAM?!?!

turbo D - He's really mellowed out since he joined a couple years back, but if you deleted all the posts from him that simply read "I agree

" his post count would only be 670 instead 3670.

SignOfZeta - I'm not sure what's eating this guy since he seems like an alright cat, but he normally only posts to object to something. I remember one time in an anime thread he posted some pretty positive, enthusiastic stuff. Well, in reality it was probably more neutral than anything else, but coming from him it was like hearing that Death took a day off.

Black/Hack/CrackTiger - Somebody should teach CrackTiger about how to create HTML links on a webpage.

MotherGunner - He should change his name to MotherLinker since 98% of his posts are off-site links.

bust3dstr8 - I swear if he posts that Deep Blue ashtray picture ONE MORE TIME....

GameAndWatchKirby - They say to save the best for last. Well, this chick.... I'll swear on my mother's grave, I've never met anyone as humorless and robotic in my entire life. But that's barely the tip of the iceberg. You thought TR0N's posts are a tough read. At least the dude knows it, and keeps them to a couple lines, at best. This bitch whinges on for paragraphs at a time, and her grammar is SO BAD I often go crosseyed after only a line or two and lose my place. A couple times, back when she first joined up and before I knew better, I actually forced myself through a couple of her messages. HOLY SHIT what a mindfuck of doubletalk, confused tenses, and inappropriate word choices. I honestly believe I'd actually lose a measurable number of brain cells each time I'd read one. And that's not all... Over Christmas, she "expressed disdain" over a gift that was sent to her by a fellow board member. DISDAIN over a CHRISTMAS GIFT that was sent to her. You've got to be shitting me, right? Wrong.

Sinistron · 03/26/2009, 10:52 PM

Fuck- nat man- you beat me to this post. Lol.
This is basically the funniest fucking post I've ever seen here- and I'm only halfway through it. Zeon Syndrome LMFAO

guyjin · 03/26/2009, 10:54 PM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMguyjin - This guy acts like the fucking universe would implode on itself if anyone happened to learn his real name or catch a glimpse of his ugly mug. LIKE ANYONE FUCKING CARES.

I'm paranoid, what can I say?

(that said, I'm happy that's the worst thing you can come up with...)

Keranu · 03/26/2009, 10:55 PM

Haha, this is awesome. I'm too much of a pussy to write my own list though.

At least we can agree on Shanghai, nat.

termis · 03/26/2009, 11:00 PM

That was the best read ever on this forum. (Especially when it's at others' expense!)

nectarsis · 03/26/2009, 11:01 PM

BEST THREAD EVAR!!!! ROFLMFAO

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 11:04 PM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PM]Mithos - First there was albinoMithos, then there was Mithos, then there was Mobius... I'm still not really sure if these are all different people, or the same person. Oh yeah, "mythos" is spelled with a "y."

Who the fuck is this nat guy?
And it's a well known fact that Mithos is indeed spelled with the holy i. All the cool cats are doin' it.

Excellent post

Keranu · 03/26/2009, 11:06 PM

Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 11:04 PM
Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PM]Mithos - First there was albinoMithos, then there was Mithos, then there was Mobius... I'm still not really sure if these are all different people, or the same person. Oh yeah, "mythos" is spelled with a "y."
Who the fuck is this nat guy?
And it's a well known fact that Mithos is indeed spelled with the holy i. All the cool cats are doin' it.

Excellent post

So are you Mobius or not? I still haven't figured that out.

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 11:08 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 03/26/2009, 11:06 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 11:04 PM
Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PM]Mithos - First there was albinoMithos, then there was Mithos, then there was Mobius... I'm still not really sure if these are all different people, or the same person. Oh yeah, "mythos" is spelled with a "y."
Who the fuck is this nat guy?
And it's a well known fact that Mithos is indeed spelled with the holy i. All the cool cats are doin' it.

Excellent post
So are you Mobius or not? I still haven't figured that out.

No I am not Mobius. Never have been, never will be. I think the real question here is are YOU Mobius?

nectarsis · 03/26/2009, 11:08 PM

mithos, mobius, mobiusclimer..the mystery continues

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 11:12 PM

Quote from: nectarsis on 03/26/2009, 11:08 PMmithos, mobius, mobiusclimer..the mystery continues

Oh hell no. You did NOT just associate me with that fat fuck mobiusclimer.

Really nec since when did you pimp allow you to stop doing your work as a gigolo long enough to post that?

nectarsis · 03/26/2009, 11:14 PM

Thats MANGINA, or he-bitch to you

MotherGunner · 03/26/2009, 11:32 PM

You're #1 Nat!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nat

Sparky · 03/26/2009, 11:55 PM

sweet jesus... that was a great read and if it makes you feel better nat, i will give you a leg wrap with the hug next time... swear to god

lol

quoth09 · 03/26/2009, 11:59 PM

LOL.

My name has multiple meanings (don't start in with that quoth the raven nevermore bullshit either). The 0 and 9 = beginning and end in computer terms, and as for quoth, it's something I won't go into here. Been using this ID for over a decade, not going to change anytime soon, though I do have some others I use elsewhere.

Tatsujin · 03/27/2009, 12:07 AM

there's not much to say but ATOMROFLOL

Zeon · 03/27/2009, 04:04 AM

Yeah seriously man who IS this Zeon character?

That bastard should post more about himself, in fact I say we find out were he lives and pay him a visit for a game of 20 questions.

Ceti Alpha · 03/27/2009, 08:26 AM

Hahaha!!

Awesome!!! Just awesome!!!

BTW, I'll hopefully have more mustache party stories soon. lol

Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 11:55 PMsweet jesus... that was a great read and if it makes you feel better nat, i will give you a leg wrap with the hug next time... swear to god lol

Indian Leg Wrestling!

This is how Sparks hunts for moose, BTW. It's true. I've seen it live on CTV.

td741 · 03/27/2009, 09:34 AM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMtd741 - ... Right. OK, I won't even touch that one. I remember a few years ago there was a big debacle about this dude. He had, like, the highest "logged in" time according to the stats page and yet never posted a single thing. We all thought it was pretty creepy. Well, since those days, he's been ousted down to 10th for highest online time, and at least he posts a couple times a year now. The important thing is that he's less creepy.

I just wanted to be noticed... *SOB*

I'm watching you.

Ceti Alpha · 03/27/2009, 01:04 PM

QuoteMithos - First there was albinoMithos, then there was Mithos, then there was Mobius, then there was Mobiusclimber... I'm still not really sure if these are all different people, or the same person. Oh yeah, "mythos" is spelled with a "y."

I have the most obvious explanation for the misspelling - Mithos thought that "Mythos" was the Canadian spelling.

QuoteTatsujin - What kind of dipshit doesn't accept an offer of a brand new US Dynastic Hero in exchange for an ice cream? A FUCKING ICE CREAM?!?!

For real?!!!

Tats does like teh peppery though.

NecroPhile · 03/27/2009, 01:19 PM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMNecromancer - I'll go ahead and give old NecroPhile the "most likely to be a serial rapist" award now so I don't have to worry about it later.

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

P.S. - Deep Blue is best used for porn storage:

/deepblue.jpg

Sinistron · 03/27/2009, 01:37 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/27/2009, 01:19 PM
Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMNecromancer - I'll go ahead and give old NecroPhile the "most likely to be a serial rapist" award now so I don't have to worry about it later.
You say that as if it's a bad thing.

P.S. - Deep Blue is best used for porn storage: /deepblue.jpg

But can it fit all of mine?

Turbo D · 03/27/2009, 03:36 PM

I agree

Ceti Alpha · 03/27/2009, 04:03 PM

Quote from: turbo D on 03/27/2009, 03:36 PMI agree

hahahaha.

That's some funny shit right there.

Sinistron · 03/27/2009, 04:07 PM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMHOLY SHIT what a mindfuck of doubletalk, confused tenses, and inappropriate word choices.

Have you seen her recent sig quote? It's "I'm glad that my opinion still retains strongly."

Obviously the poor little lamb wanted to appear bright so she used a thesaurus for the word "holds". Fucking hilarious. From holds as in holds together to retains as in holds water. Nice head Kirby.

albinoMithos · 03/27/2009, 04:38 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/27/2009, 01:04 PM
QuoteMithos - First there was albinoMithos, then there was Mithos, then there was Mobius, then there was Mobiusclimber... I'm still not really sure if these are all different people, or the same person. Oh yeah, "mythos" is spelled with a "y."
I have the most obvious explanation for the misspelling - Mithos thought that "Mythos" was the Canadian spelling.

QuoteTatsujin - What kind of dipshit doesn't accept an offer of a brand new US Dynastic Hero in exchange for an ice cream? A FUCKING ICE CREAM?!?!
For real?!!! Tats does like teh peppery though.

Bullshit you. Mythos is the Hilander way of spelling Mithos. Mithos is the way it's spelled in Tales of Symphonia which is one of the places I based my name on. Both of these are so much more awesome than U-land.

NecroPhile · 03/27/2009, 05:57 PM

Quote from: Sinistron on 03/27/2009, 01:37 PMBut can it fit all of mine?

We'll never know. Deep Blue is incompatible with hermaphroditic midget bestiality scat porn.

Sinistron · 03/27/2009, 06:07 PM

Yeah... speaking of which- do you want those back yet? Not really my taste...

NecroPhile · 03/27/2009, 06:15 PM

Quote from: Sinistron on 03/27/2009, 06:07 PMYeah... speaking of which- do you want those back yet? Not really my taste...

Go ahead and delete them; I still have the originals.

I was afraid that those would be too tame for you, but that's as far out as my mind can handle. I can bring along a camera this weekend and make some rape videos, since apparently that's what I'm into, so to speak. Does that spark any interest?

Sinistron · 03/27/2009, 06:20 PM

If you wear a Hamburglar outfit and rape only nuns- then color me giddy!

rag-time4 · 03/27/2009, 09:09 PM

Quote from: Sinistron on 03/27/2009, 06:20 PMIf you wear a Hamburglar outfit and rape only nuns- then color me giddy!

If NecroPhile is wearing the hamburglar outfit then i guess we know who is gonna be in the nun outfit!

Sinistron · 03/27/2009, 10:03 PM

we do now

Sparky · 03/27/2009, 11:11 PM

Quote from: Mithos on 03/27/2009, 04:38 PMBullshit you. Mythos is the Hilander way of spelling Mithos. Mithos is the way it's spelled in Tales of Symphonia which is one of the places I based my name on. Both of these are so much more awesome than U-land.

stick your spelling up your ass mithos... i spell mitho with a U...as in Fuck You

<<hugs>>

albinoMithos · 03/27/2009, 11:47 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/27/2009, 11:11 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 03/27/2009, 04:38 PMBullshit you. Mythos is the Hilander way of spelling Mithos. Mithos is the way it's spelled in Tales of Symphonia which is one of the places I based my name on. Both of these are so much more awesome than U-land.
stick your spelling up your ass mithos... i spell mitho with a U...as in Fuck You <<hugs>>

You can shove your U up your ass and then sprinkle it with pieces of that cheap toilet paper you call a maple leaf.

TR0N · 03/28/2009, 01:37 AM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMTR0N - I often wonder if English isn't his native language. No, seriously. I usually have to read TR0N's posts three or four times before comprehension. Even Tatsujin is less cryptic. At the very least, his generous use of the comma makes dull evenings

Comes from having a poor education growing up.Beside being born as a slow learner though i try my best with engrish

Btw i know my grammer sucks i get the bs all the time for any forum i post at.

nat · 03/28/2009, 04:08 AM

I actually feel bad for ribbing on TR0N, haha. Sorry dude-- don't change a thing.

Your avatar choices blow every other member here out of the water, actually.

TR0N · 03/28/2009, 04:24 AM

Quote from: nat on 03/28/2009, 04:08 AMI actually feel bad for ribbing on TR0N, haha. Sorry dude-- don't change a thing. Your avatar choices blow every other member here out of the water, actually.

No problem nat most know me for being pretty laid back.I figure this thread was for the bs and for you to stir things up a bit.

Btw and you know as well i post at (neo-geo.com) and you gota be "thick-skinned" to hang out there

Arkhan Asylum · 03/28/2009, 08:12 AM

im not a regular?

esteban · 03/31/2009, 10:26 AM

Dude, where were you ~3 months ago? I logged in on Shoutbox for TWO CONSECUTIVE EVENINGS and talked to strangers. WTF? Where have you been hiding?

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMstevek666 aka esteban - Steve is the most inconsistent guy here. He'll go from logging in 6 times a day to not logging on for 6 months. And then repeat the cycle. And again. And again. And again..... Let's try this on for size: only log in twice a day, but don't take 6 months breaks. You'll get the SAME AMOUNT of posts in per year without having to take a sabbatical! GREAT IDEA!

Hahahahahhahahahhahaa.

I am totally inconsistent.

To make matters worse, I'm inconsistent across different message boards, too (you know...). Sometimes hot, sometimes cold. Check out my "best LCD shoot-em-up" thread that's stalling (gasping for breath) at the other venue.

GOOD NEWS: I finally wrote down my password, so, ostensibly, I can use my iPod to stay up-to-date with the forums here. It only took my 3 months to do this! Amazing.

Mathius · 02/10/2012, 12:19 AM

OMG! That was so hilarious even though I didn't know everyone. Esteban's was right on the money, and whoever this Kirby chick was she must have went elsewhere to spread her words of wisdom. I ROLF'd so hard reading Kirby's section.

nectarsis · 02/10/2012, 12:25 AM

Ahh good old GamandSpyKirby...I can still feel the wave of disdain to this day..amd her crush on Tiger (and his every word). LOL

P.S. Forgot to add...;was it nat "stalking" her?...I just remember her freaking out a bit when she thought someone was coming to visit her ROFL

Also see the 1st post (and follow up posts)...while in jest, nat had many of us dead to rights...yet we had FUN with it

Arkhan Asylum · 02/10/2012, 08:38 AM

HOW THE HELL WASN'T I A REGULAR. DICK.

NecroPhile · 02/10/2012, 10:25 AM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 02/10/2012, 08:38 AMHOW THE HELL WASN'T I A REGULAR. DICK.

He probably figured mocking you was just to easy (like your Mom).

Arkhan Asylum · 02/10/2012, 10:28 AM

Yeah well your mom's so easy she makes Frozenintears mom look like R-Type with no power-ups.

EDIT: fixed R-Type capitalization. Added a hyphen. Fixed other little things

PunkCryborg · 02/10/2012, 05:29 PM

can we get an updated list?

guyjin · 02/10/2012, 05:41 PM

Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMguyjin - This guy acts like the fucking universe would implode on itself if anyone happened to learn his real name or catch a glimpse of his ugly mug. LIKE ANYONE FUCKING CARES.

Except mike helgeson.
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=9692.msg206308#msg206308

Alt-Nintega · 02/10/2012, 05:51 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 02/10/2012, 05:41 PM
Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMguyjin - This guy acts like the fucking universe would implode on itself if anyone happened to learn his real name or catch a glimpse of his ugly mug. LIKE ANYONE FUCKING CARES.
Except mike helgeson.
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=9692.msg206308#msg206308

is that PCEngineHell?

guyjin · 02/10/2012, 05:52 PM

Quote from: Psycho Alt-Nintega on 02/10/2012, 05:51 PM
Quote from: guyjin on 02/10/2012, 05:41 PM
Quote from: nat on 03/26/2009, 10:41 PMguyjin - This guy acts like the fucking universe would implode on itself if anyone happened to learn his real name or catch a glimpse of his ugly mug. LIKE ANYONE FUCKING CARES.
Except mike helgeson.
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=9692.msg206308#msg206308
is that PCEngineHell?

yup. ragequit the forum a while back, came back under a new name like all trolls do.

PCEngineHell · 02/10/2012, 05:53 PM

We'd actually known about how much of a fucking monstrosity you were for quite a while now. It was never a big deal worth mentioning, as you'd like to think it was for me and the others who had seen the pic. It was convenient to finally put your fugly mug to good use though since you don't know how to stfu. Basically, you were asking for it. You still sound sore about the pic being posted. Get over it. Its last weeks news. You don't like the way you look? Go get a fucking makeover.

Alt-Nintega · 02/10/2012, 05:59 PM

Professorprofessorson, you're one ugly motherfucker!

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