Random Pictures Thread

TGX16 · 01/30/2011, 01:41 PM

I do not know about you (obviously) but I like to play with words like "Vegetarian shoes" for example which offcause has nothing to do with the material the shoe is made of but why state the obvious!
They are trying to tell Vegetarians their shose are not made of animal remains...as it were!
But if you stop and think, why would a cow have green boots and why would a cow even care about what them boots are made of ?
And why only vegetarians does'nt everybody have the right to synthetic shoes?
So why speach because you can eat spenach! (the use of the word spenach was a question not a statment btw...)
Oh why do I even bother...?

How do one explane a yoke?

As for the sperms looking at the soft palate!
Consider this they've just traveled a far and ended up here looking at the "soft palate" looking at it starting to realise they've made a wrong turn somewere...

But offcause it could be a blowjob gone wrong to but not as funny I think!

Starfighter · 01/30/2011, 02:17 PM

It's not a blowjob gone wrong, it's a blowjob done well if they end up there....

Tatsujin · 01/31/2011, 04:41 AM

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Opethian · 01/31/2011, 01:56 PM

bartre · 01/31/2011, 04:04 PM

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JoshTurboTrollX · 01/31/2011, 05:25 PM

Mathius · 01/31/2011, 05:33 PM

Quote from: bartre on 01/31/2011, 04:04 PM/1243063785431.gif

I can't believe she did that!

Ceti Alpha · 01/31/2011, 06:10 PM

Quote from: Mathius on 01/31/2011, 05:33 PM
Quote from: bartre on 01/31/2011, 04:04 PM/1243063785431.gif
I can't believe she did that!

lulzmax!! That is some funny sheet.

More fappierry:

NecroPhile · 02/01/2011, 09:54 AM

Piccard fap. Heh.

hoobs88 · 02/01/2011, 10:16 AM

Quote from: guest on 02/01/2011, 09:54 AMPiccard fap. Heh.

I'm lost on all this fap talk. Could someone fill me in?

NecroPhile · 02/01/2011, 10:50 AM

Quote from: hoobs88 on 02/01/2011, 10:16 AMI'm lost on all this fap talk. Could someone fill me in?

Fap means to masturbate.

JoshTurboTrollX · 02/01/2011, 10:55 AM

Quote from: guest on 02/01/2011, 10:50 AM
Quote from: hoobs88 on 02/01/2011, 10:16 AMI'm lost on all this fap talk. Could someone fill me in?
Fap means to masturbate.

Bullshit, Fap means to punch jews in their faces.

Opethian · 02/01/2011, 11:13 AM

the sounds of light fapping is not unlike the sound of a one handed clap

Mathius · 02/01/2011, 12:44 PM

Don't feel bad Hobbs, I was out of the loop too.

hoobs88 · 02/01/2011, 02:15 PM

Quote from: Mathius on 02/01/2011, 12:44 PMDon't feel bad Hoobs, I was out of the loop too.

I was gonna see if I could figure it out from the context after a few more posts but it was really stumping me. Who knew I could have just looked it up on UrbanDictionary? Thanks for the answer Necro.

Tatsujin · 02/01/2011, 07:43 PM

lol, fap is even in my common german <> english dictionary contained.

blueraven · 02/02/2011, 01:24 AM

Fapierry:

Quote from: Tatsujin on 02/01/2011, 07:43 PMlol, fap is even in my common german <> english dictionary contained.

TR0N · 02/02/2011, 01:36 AM

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Tatsujin · 02/02/2011, 01:37 AM

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Joe Redifer · 02/02/2011, 01:39 AM

Tats, do you actually say "teh" out loud?

Mathius · 02/02/2011, 01:51 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 02/02/2011, 01:39 AMTats, to you actually say "teh" out loud?

Ha! Sorry Tats, but I belly laughed on that one.

Tatsujin · 02/02/2011, 02:51 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 02/02/2011, 01:39 AMTats, do you actually say "teh" out loud?

Do you usually say typos out loud?

Joe Redifer · 02/02/2011, 04:57 AM

Of course not, but I don't think I've seen you spell "the" correctly for around two years. I think it's beyond the typo phase.

Opethian · 02/02/2011, 09:35 AM

'teh' and 'the' very common mistake when you type fast, other common errors:
'form' and 'from' <-- I am really bad about this one
'htat' and ' that' etc...
maybe the problem is that I dont look at the keys when I type...

esteban · 02/02/2011, 11:19 AM

NOT the first thing that comes to mind for FAP Turbo...

blueraven · 02/02/2011, 12:36 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 02/02/2011, 04:57 AMOf course not, but I don't think I've seen you spell "the" correctly for around two years. I think it's beyond the typo phase.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Joe made a funny!

Mathius · 02/02/2011, 02:48 PM

Personally I think "teh" is one aspect that makes the PCFX scene unique.

blueraven · 02/02/2011, 03:09 PM

That is teh most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Opethian · 02/02/2011, 03:28 PM

lets try to maintain focus here people

blueraven · 02/02/2011, 03:36 PM

Mathius · 02/02/2011, 11:57 PM

Quote from: blueraven on 02/02/2011, 03:09 PMThat is teh most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

This is the first place I ever saw it used. But, that's not saying much as I have only been on the interwebz for a few years.

JoshTurboTrollX · 02/03/2011, 10:13 AM

Lilgrafx · 02/03/2011, 11:02 PM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 02/03/2011, 10:13 AM

2 of 3 those teams are from my home state.

West Virginia has its fair share of coke heads

NecroPhile · 02/04/2011, 02:02 PM

Lummy returns!

Mathius · 02/04/2011, 02:21 PM

Huminahuminahuminahuminahumina

JoshTurboTrollX · 02/04/2011, 02:33 PM

boiyoiyoiyoiying!!

Starfighter · 02/04/2011, 02:55 PM

The first (and to this day the only) videogamechick I got a crush on when I saw her:

And I'm not kidding.

JoshTurboTrollX · 02/04/2011, 03:28 PM

170??? BULLSHIT, that porker is over 270.....

Starfighter · 02/04/2011, 06:41 PM

I'm not so sure about that. We have to consider her length (she's extremely short) and pure fat isn't all that heavy (volume doesn't guarantee weight, to some extent). But yeah, I wouldn't bet on anything under 200. God bless her soul. <3

NecroPhile · 02/04/2011, 06:46 PM

Quote from: Starfighter on 02/04/2011, 06:41 PMshe's extremely short

5'-10" is extremely short?!?

Starfighter · 02/04/2011, 06:50 PM

Isn't that just.. 165 cm or something? I'm not so good at feet and elbows and eyeballs and whatever is used in the crazy parts of the world.

Edit: Using a converter I know realize that it's 177 cm. I stand corrected! But I wouldn't want 'em any shorter anyway. I'm 6'3" (I'm putting this converter in the bookmarks fo shizzle) and I have a bad back.

Tatsujin · 02/06/2011, 06:35 AM

that is one hell of a fugly chick.

Starfighter · 02/06/2011, 11:23 AM

Said your dad!!!!!

NecroPhile · 02/07/2011, 10:22 AM

Quote from: Starfighter on 02/06/2011, 11:23 AMSaid your dad!!!!!

The Swedish version of "that's what she said"?

Tatsujin · 02/07/2011, 10:31 AM

Your Mami in the wheelchair on the monolith dipping and flushing.

Starfighter · 02/07/2011, 03:16 PM

Necro: Yeah, something like that.

Tats: What does "on the monolith dipping and flushing" mean?

My mother is in a wheelchair, that is on something called a monolith, and she is dipping something? Chips? What is she flushing? Poop? I mean I don't get it like at all.

NecroPhile · 02/07/2011, 03:21 PM

Quote from: Starfighter on 02/07/2011, 03:16 PMTats: What does "on the monolith dipping and flushing" mean?

Methinks that's the drunken Swizzle monkey version of "that's what she said".

blueraven · 02/07/2011, 08:17 PM

God this shit is hilarious.

JoshTurboTrollX · 02/08/2011, 12:52 PM

Mathius · 02/08/2011, 01:10 PM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 02/08/2011, 12:52 PM

I love these kind of images. Good one!