Finally Steve Jobs, took you long enough to fuckin die.

[PCEngineHell]

[nat]

Damn, that's crazy. He wasn't that old. I wonder if we'll learn the cause.

[PCEngineHell]

Damn, that's crazy. He wasn't that old. I wonder if we'll learn the cause.

He ran out of jars of fresh souls to eat while away on a ski trip. Shit happens.

[roflmao]

Pancreatic cancer.  One of the most painful ways to go, from what I've heard.  I'm not a big Apple fanboy, but I have a huge amount of respect for Steve Jobs.  RIP.

[Joe Redifer]

SuperDeadite is Bill Gates?  SHIT!

[PCEngineHell]

Pancreatic cancer.  One of the most painful ways to go, from what I've heard.

Not really.

[Senshi]

you're an idiot

[PCEngineHell]

you're an idiot

Forgive me if I don't take your word for it cunt.

[jperryss]

Pancreatic cancer.  One of the most painful ways to go, from what I've heard.  I'm not a big Apple fanboy, but I have a huge amount of respect for Steve Jobs.  RIP.

Same here. RIP.

[Senshi]

you're an idiot

Forgive me if I don't take your word for it cunt.

ooo cunt, that's a good one coming a from a mental midget such as yourself. Taking pleasure in the death of another human being who you don't know, is the one of the dumbest fucking things someone can do. Make sure to post when your parents die so I can post something equally stupid. Choke yourself.

[Mishran]

Can't blame Jobs for what your daddy did to you as a little boy while listening to "Great Balls of Fire" on his iPod mini, dickhead. Shouldn't take pleasure from anyone's death. Unless it's a deserving deathrow inmate or a douchebag relative.

[OldRover]

What about a douchebag relative on death row?

[NecroPhile]

I always get a little grin when one of you meatsacks bites the dust, but why give a shit about a twat like Steve Jobs?  It's not like this is the death of Stalin, Hitler, or Celine Dion.

[SuperDeadite]

SuperDeadite is Bill Gates?  SHIT!

I'm Bill Gates?  Fucking awesome!  Wherez my glasses wearing hoz?

[Mishran]

What about a douchebag relative on death row?

Even better.

[PCEngineHell]

Lol you two playing moral cops is cracking me up.  You take shit too seriously, and my god, such a witty retort tossed out there with "mental midget" attached.  And also, since you stated "Taking pleasure in the death of another human being who you don't know, is the one of the dumbest fucking things someone can do", I really have to point out that in the vast scheme of things, it is easily surpassed by any of these in no particular order of importance:

1. Fucking a chick without a condom knowing full well she has aids, herpes, etc.
2. Dropping original bits of detailed info on a public forum about how you were molested, or dream of molesting teh childrens to Jerry Lee Lewis songs of old (even if you try to swap yourself with someone else while stating the such).
3. Self immolation protest.
4. Joining Peta.
5. Drinking piss.
6. Watching Fragglerock.
7. Collecting rubberband balls.
8. Sticking your finger up your own ass.
9. Collecting used stamps.
10. Melting pennies on a stove top.
11. Driving on 4 flat tires.
12. Eating garbage from McDumpster.
13. Skin bleaching.
14. Kicking a hornets nest.
15. Swimming with sharks.
16. Eating lightbulbs.
17. Believing in Scientology.
18. Driving blind.
19. Jacking off to Sarah Palin pics.
20. Jacking off to Todd Palin pics.
21. Thinking it matters if you beat Battletoads.
22. Thinking anyone cares what you bought today.
23. Caring about 3rd world countries.
24. Assuming the other guy is a chump and you got the one up on him with your oh so witty retort (This is why you are a cunt. ).
25. Using a slip and slide on a gravel pit.
26. Watching Robocop 3.
27. Watching all those other Robocops after 3 that came out of Canada.
28. Being Dollhouses biggest fan.
29. Shitting your pants.
30. Believing peace in the middle east is possible.
31. Taking vacations in Mexico.
32. Believing you really did get emailed by the prince of Nigeria, or that Ambassador to some unknwon country, and that they really do need YOU to help them get their fucking loot out of said country.
33. Reading this list.
34. Actually thinking I am serious, let alone actually believing anything I say on a obvious troll thread is how I actually feel about such matters.
35. Not thinking I am serious, let alone not believing anything I say on a obvious troll thread is how I actually feel about such matters.
36. Aiming to outlast me, like I care who gets the last word in.  I'm only in it for the best words, not the last ones.
37. Thinking you are a shining star.
38. Taking pre-orders on a game two years in advance, then providing no back up method to issue out refunds instantly incase something happens.
39. Waiting for Duke Nukem Forevah, then preordering the special edition with the leet Geforce 560, only to realize on release that the game ran fast even on a Geforce 9600Gt maxed out.
40. Being into Cosplay.  Seriously, its fucking gay.


You sir are one adept person when insults are concerned lol.  And your other pal there parroting the "Shouldn't take pleasure bit" and stating insinuations of child molestation being performed to Jerry Lee Lewis music, honestly, how could you even think something like that up unless it happened to you personally, or you think of doing shit like that to kids yourself, ammarite???  Please, both of you, try to be moar creative here, and def leave out the subtle hints about your sexual life.  It's not wanted, nor needed.

[Arkhan Asylum]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH FRAGGLEROCK.  CHUMP.

[Mishran]

Lol you two playing moral cops is cracking me up.  You take shit too seriously, and my god, such a witty retort tossed out there with "mental midget" attached.  And also, since you stated "Taking pleasure in the death of another human being who you don't know, is the one of the dumbest fucking things someone can do", I really have to point out that in the vast scheme of things, it is easily surpassed by any of these in no particular order of importance:

1. Fucking a chick without a condom knowing full well she has aids, herpes, etc.
2. Dropping original bits of detailed info on a public forum about how you were molested, or dream of molesting teh childrens to Jerry Lee Lewis songs of old (even if you try to swap yourself with someone else while stating the such).
3. Self immolation protest.
4. Joining Peta.
5. Drinking piss.
6. Watching Fragglerock.
7. Collecting rubberband balls.
8. Sticking your finger up your own ass.
9. Collecting used stamps.
10. Melting pennies on a stove top.
11. Driving on 4 flat tires.
12. Eating garbage from McDumpster.
13. Skin bleaching.
14. Kicking a hornets nest.
15. Swimming with sharks.
16. Eating lightbulbs.
17. Believing in Scientology.
18. Driving blind.
19. Jacking off to Sarah Palin pics.
20. Jacking off to Todd Palin pics.
21. Thinking it matters if you beat Battletoads.
22. Thinking anyone cares what you bought today.
23. Caring about 3rd world countries.
24. Assuming the other guy is a chump and you got the one up on him with your oh so witty retort (This is why you are a cunt. ).
25. Using a slip and slide on a gravel pit.
26. Watching Robocop 3.
27. Watching all those other Robocops after 3 that came out of Canada.
28. Being Dollhouses biggest fan.
29. Shitting your pants.
30. Believing peace in the middle east is possible.
31. Taking vacations in Mexico.
32. Believing you really did get emailed by the prince of Nigeria, or that Ambassador to some unknwon country, and that they really do need YOU to help them get their fucking loot out of said country.
33. Reading this list.
34. Actually thinking I am serious, let alone actually believing anything I say on a obvious troll thread is how I actually feel about such matters.
35. Not thinking I am serious, let alone not believing anything I say on a obvious troll thread is how I actually feel about such matters.
36. Aiming to outlast me, like I care who gets the last word in.  I'm only in it for the best words, not the last ones.
37. Thinking you are a shining star.
38. Taking pre-orders on a game two years in advance, then providing no back up method to issue out refunds instantly incase something happens.
39. Waiting for Duke Nukem Forevah, then preordering the special edition with the leet Geforce 560, only to realize on release that the game ran fast even on a Geforce 9600Gt maxed out.
40. Being into Cosplay.  Seriously, its fucking gay.


You sir are one adept person when insults are concerned lol.  And your other pal there parroting the "Shouldn't take pleasure bit" and stating insinuations of child molestation being performed to Jerry Lee Lewis music, honestly, how could you even think something like that up unless it happened to you personally, or you think of doing shit like that to kids yourself, ammarite???  Please, both of you, try to be moar creative here, and def leave out the subtle hints about your sexual life.  It's not wanted, nor needed.

Boy, you really put alot of thought into that didn't you? Lame. . .

[PCEngineHell]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH FRAGGLEROCK.  CHUMP.

WHAT ISNT WRONG WITH FRAGGLEROCK.  COCKPUMP.

[PCEngineHell]

Boy, I really shouldn't have let that shit slip out about me, kids, and Jerry Lewis. Honestly though, I do it for the childrens sake. Honestly.

I suspected as much.

[OldRover]

I like cosplay. But only when hot chicks do it. Who doesn't love a hot chick dressed up like Lum?

[Mishran]

Boy, I really shouldn't have let that shit slip out about me, kids, and Jerry Lewis. Honestly though, I do it for the childrens sake. Honestly.

I suspected as much.

Rewording other peoples posts... real original. Congrats man.

[Sparky]

lets all take a break....

[NecroPhile]

Who doesn't love a hot chick dressed up like Lum?

Y'all know where I stand on the subject of Lummy.... fap-fap-fappitty-fap.

[Mishran]

lets all take a break....

Jobs invented Kool-Aid too? He's amazing! 

[NecroPhile]

Jobs invented Kool-Aid too? He's amazing! 

Fuck no!  That's a Nebraskan invention - we ain't got much, so don't take away what little we have.

[PCEngineHell]

Everything you say has so much meaning and soul behind it. I wait with baited breath for your every post.

I suspected as much.

[blueraven]

Dang, he died? I guess they didn't get to build the iPancreas in time.

But seriously, if he had gone the traditional course with chemo and radiation instead of trying to fix it with diet he my have had a better chance.

What exactly is wrong with fraggle rock?

[_Paul]

MOAR LUM

[JoshTurboTrollX]

The fuck you say about Fraggle Rock?

[Tatsujin]

iDied

[Arkhan Asylum]

that Lum chick is a total butterface.

[Opethian]

[Arjak]

*Reads thread title and first post*



Michael, grow up. There's a reason why when anyone sane here reads one of your posts, they either:

A. Laugh because you're an asshole.

B. Hate you because you're an asshole.

Why do you come here? Is it to satisfy your need to bully people because your parents didn't love you? Because I can see why they didn't.

Why don't you try making a thoughtful, intelligent post for once? That would be the only thing you could do that would shock me at this point.

[PCEngineHell]

Thanks for posting brah, you're the best evah man! 

Really, 9 days later and you decide to post a complaint? Little late to the party pal. Miss.Shram and Cumbucket already finished up the moral circle jerk days ago. Sorry, I didn't post to either shock, nor impress you. You ever hear of the term "fire and forget"? I don't even know who you are, and could care less what the fuck you think either way, so drop the "pleading to Michael so he will post nicer things and stuff" bit. Anyway, thanks for caring, or wtf ever you wanna call that post you did. 

[Arkhan Asylum]

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[Mishran]

Really, 9 days later and you decide to post a complaint? Little late to the party pal. Miss.Shram and Cumbucket already finished up the moral circle jerk days ago. Sorry, I didn't post to either shock, nor impress you. You ever hear of the term "fire and forget"? I don't even know who you are, and could care less what the fuck you think either way, so drop the "pleading to Michael so he will post nicer things and stuff" bit. Anyway, thanks for caring, or wtf ever you wanna call that post you did. 

No, I'm finished with you and your bitch banter because I don't feel your worth the time and effort. You like to come on here talking down on everyone and act like everyone should look up to and worship you, but your nothing but a whiny, little bitch with nothing better to do than pick on the dead. Why not head to the system-16 forum where your kind belongs, prick. You can come up with any stupid "retype" or other nonsense against this post, but all I can say to that is...

NOTE: To anyone else on here who visits the system-16 forums, I apologize in advance for the above statement as it is not directed towards you.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Really, 9 days later and you decide to post a complaint? Little late to the party pal. Miss.Shram and Cumbucket already finished up the moral circle jerk days ago. Sorry, I didn't post to either shock, nor impress you. You ever hear of the term "fire and forget"? I don't even know who you are, and could care less what the fuck you think either way, so drop the "pleading to Michael so he will post nicer things and stuff" bit. Anyway, thanks for caring, or wtf ever you wanna call that post you did. 

Hold the phone, I call shenanigans.  No mention of cock swallowing/ bag of dicks/ cocktail/ cock sucker/ ramming cocks up one's asses? Only one F bomb?  No mention of Ninny?  Less than 5000 words?  No images of little girls crying or mentally impaired people?  Calling someone 'pal'?  No gay jokes?
 
Clearly Helga is off his game.

[PCEngineHell]

You lollys crack me up sometimes, seriously.  You act like I'm supposed to be here to entertain you or some shit. I'm only in it for my own laughs this time around. You jump into a obvious troll thread, get chewed up and spat out, then bitch like a little brat when things don't go your way. Did you really expect things to go well for you? Get a fucking clue and grow a pair already, seriously. And I don't mean pair of tits Josh.

[geise]

Grow a pair?  Whatever do you mean?    A pair of what?

[OldRover]

A pair of monkey nuggets.

[Opethian]

hah

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Get a fucking clue and grow a pair already, seriously.

Ha ha, you son of a bitch, it just so happens.....

And I don't mean pair of tits Josh.

Oh shit.....

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[Sinistron]

Seems like everyone but a select few here are shopping for giggles on an obvious troll thread by the Professor.  I came for the laughs myself- but the select few are unintentionally providing more guffaws then I bargained on- and at their pwn expense.  Such are the ways of the self-important crusaders of this forum.  This Mishran character- lulzily with his labia all twisted up on an internet war forum over an obvious troll thread mocking the passing of a famous company figurehead.  Lol- the days must be pleasant from your side of the farm- jackass- most likely pissing and moaning like a grizzled cunt at everything you see online- and yet you go searching for it- because it wouldn't do to have one day slide by where you're not crying in your cups as if Old Yeller just died for the first time again.

And Arjakass- who I remember from... something...  Not sure what- just really remember you crying like you had weeping dicks for eyes.  And here you are calling the good Professor "Michael" as if we're either impressed that you discovered his "identity" or convinced that you might actually know him when he doesn't know you from Adam.

Just really is a lot of laughs- a small gaggle of tears-a-bursting bitches on "Fighting Street" acting like they're the long arms of all that is good in the world- here to protect us all from sin and cruelty.
Well- keep at it.  Surely it gave me a healthy hyuck or two.  And keep at believing that we're all on your side- all standing behind you - the Captains of Justice and their protected forum lambs- safe once again from the malevolent acts of the evil Professor.  Damn these eyes!  The evil they've seen!   

[JoshTurboTrollX]

A wild Sinistron approaches!!




*Slim goes to check his purse*  "Whats this?  A text from Helga?"

Text reads:
OMG SIN.  IM TOTALY PWNING THE PCFX FORUMS AGAIN!!  U GOTTA SEE HOW I RUN THE TROLL SHOW!!

Result:

Seems like everyone but a select few here are shopping for giggles on an obvious troll thread by the Professor.  I came for the laughs myself- but the select few are unintentionally providing more guffaws then I bargained on- and at their pwn expense.  Such are the ways of the self important crusaders of this forum.  This Mishran character- lulzily with his labia all twisted up on an internet war forum over an obvious troll thread mocking the passing of a famous company figurehead.  Lol- the days must be pleasant from your side of the farm- jackass- most likely pissing and moaning like a grizzled cunt at everything you see online- and yet you go searching for it- because it wouldn't do to have one day slide by where you're not crying in your cups as if Old Yeller just died for the first time again.  And Arjakass- who I remember from... something...  Not sure what- just really remember you crying like you had weeping dicks for eyes.  And here you are calling the good Professor "Michael" as if we're either impressed that you discovered his "identity" or convinced that you might actually know him when he doesn't know you from Adam. 
Just really is a lot of laughs- a small gaggle of tears-a-bursting bitches on "Fighting Street" acting like they're the long arms of all that is good in the world- here to protect us all from sin and cruelty.
Well- keep at it.  Surely it gave me a healthy hyuck or two.  And keep at believing that we're all on your side- all standing behind you - the Captains of Justice and their protected forum lambs- safe once again from the malevolent acts of the evil Professor.  Damn these eyes!  The evil they've seen!   

yep, you two keep kicking that video game forum ass.....

[Mishran]

Forget it JoshTurboTrollX-16, it's not worth the much wasted time.

[Arkhan Asylum]

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[PCEngineHell]

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Evidently so. You keep getting baited into all sorts of shit fairly easy. Easiest dog to train evah.

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Holding your brah back there so he wont unleash his fury?

[NecroPhile]

I wanna be a n00b pwning troll when I grow up.

[Sinistron]

That's actually not bad Shaggy-Doo- a hundred pounds lighter- and minus all that facial geek sore shit and sad attempt at facial hair- and that actually would look somewhat like me.  You're stepping up your game, somewhat.  That isn't saying much- but it's something.  

Notice Shags that I didn't even mention you in my first post- if you're thinking it was because I was intimidated by what I take to be a mild case of down syndrome on your part- don't get your hopes up.  Truth is that I recognized that you're at least looking for laughs here- and that's regardless of the fact that most of us are laughing at you- not with you.  But yeah.  You're looking for laughs at least while these other two humourless squids are acting all taken aback looking for first aid for their bruised souls.  

Thanks for taking the time out for me though Shag.  I'll keep an eye out for you.