Sexiest game console

[HercTNT]

Ok, my wife and were talking about what we thought was the coolest looking game console ever.  So, in this thread, give me your opinion of the top 5 coolest looking consoles ever. My top 5 are:

1. Duo-r: what can i say, it just speaks to me.
2. Fm Towns Marty:  I like simple designs, the marty is just sexy.
3. NES:  Once again, i like the simple design, its iconic.
4. Neo Geo: Sharp lines, black on gold, and very sturdy.
5. Turbografx 16: coal black, sharp lines, sturdy and simple, love it.

For the record my wifes favorite is the gamecube.

[henrycsc]

for pure looks, NEC wins.

1. US Turbo Duo
2. Core Grafx (all of the PCE's are so sexy, a PEZ Tablet of Obey!)
3. PC Engine CDRom2 Briefcase setup with CGX
4. PC Engine LT
5. Turbo Express/PC Engine GT

[Tatsujin]

1. Pce core
2. Pce DUO
3. Pce LT
4. Pce & CDrom in IFU
5. Pce SGFX

HAIL PCE

[roflmao]

I'm a sucker for the PCE as well - both Tats and Henry capture the essence of what I'd post, so I won't bother repeating them.

I agree that SEGA had some sexy looking systems as well (I love the look of the original Genesis, especially with the CD attachment).

As much as I love playing games on Nintendo's systems, I've never felt any of them have been particularly sexy.  The SNES was so unattractive to me that I went and airbrushed mine really ugly colors so I'd never sell it.  It's not pretty, but it's still an awesome system.

[SignOfZeta]

1: PCE w/ IFU
2: WonderMega (silver)
3: Duo R
4: Gamecube (spice, Hanshin Tigers, or Char's ver.)
5: Megadrive 1, first version, w/ Mega CD1


Runners up: PSOne w/LCD, Sega MKIII, White Saturn, Divers Dreamcast, Wii, "This is Cool" Skeleton Saturn, Pippin (white), a multitude of variant color Dreamcast's, Laseractive.

The first person to say Playstation 2 gets a wedgy. I'm serious.

Worst: US SNES, Xbox, Playstation 2, Master System II.

[BlueBMW]

1. Laseractive + NEC Pac
2. US Turbo Duo
3. Gamecube (black)
4. PS2 Phat
5. PC-FX - kind of surprised no one mentioned the FX yet...

[Tatsujin]

OK, here's my non-PCE biased selection

1. PCE core (w/IFU)
2. PCE DUO
3. WonderMega (jpn model1)
4. PCE LT
5. Neo Geo AES

Runners up: SGFX, Sega mkIII, FM Towns Marty, Mega Drive (jpn model1) , SFC, FC (original), Matsushita M2,

[esteban]

GLORIOUS SLABS
1. DivX
2. Atari 5200
3. Sega Master System



UGLIEST LUMPS
1. Sega Genesis
2. MSX/MSX2+

[Tatsujin]

LOL?

[andrew23]

My top favourite's systems are:
1: Mega Drive model 1 (Yeah, I said it)
2: PC-engine
3: Pc-engine LT (Damn, do I want one)
4: PC-engine GT (  6th verse, same as the third)
5&6: Those smexy CD addons for the Mega Dirve and PC engine
7: Sega Master system, the thing's a beaut'!

That's about it. I can't think of any others that are sexy...

[SignOfZeta]

Speaking of slabs, whats with the AES love? The thing us just...a great big hollow sounding black brick. I dig the controller, but the system...boring. Not awful, just boring.

And yeah, I should have put PC-FX in the runner up category. Its totally beautiful.

[TR0N]

1.Duo-R
2.Genesis:Model 1
3.Pc-Engine
4.Saturn
5.Super Famicom:I still think the u.s model looks like a damn popup toaster 

[munchiaz]

for me it would have to be.

1. PC engine core 2 ( i really like the gray on neon orange)
2.nintendo wii (small and looks cool on the stand)
3. wonder mega 2. (like the colors.)
4.super famicom ( so much better than the blocky SNES)
5.turbo duo (nice shape)

[blueraven]

OK, here's my non-PCE biased selection

1. PCE core (w/IFU)
2. PCE DUO
3. WonderMega (jpn model1)
4. PCE LT
5. Neo Geo AES

Runners up: SGFX, Sega mkIII, FM Towns Marty, Mega Drive (jpn model1) , SFC, FC (original), Matsushita M2,

qft

[Joe Redifer]

In absolutely no particular order (except the order they pop into me head):

-PC Engine (original white version)
-Genesis/Mega Drive (model 1 NOT the EU version, JP and US versions only)
-Sega Genesis model 1 with Sega CD model 1 attached (model 1 Mega CD is even cooler because of more blinky lights)
-PC Engine Duo-R
-Sega Master System (US version only with matching carts instead of the odd-sized ugly Mark 3 carts).
-Sega Saturn (model 1 with a RAM cart attached, looks uglier when RAM cart is removed).
-Super Famicom
-Neo Geo AES.  Simple but sleek.

No real opinion:
-Tower-based stuff like the PCFX.
-Playstation 1


Ugly as sin:
-Nintendo 64
-Super NES (US)
-Playstation 2
-Wii
-Xbox
-Famicom
-PC Engine Shuttle

I'm sure I forgot some stuff, but oh well.

[Bernie]

1- Turbo Duo
2- Nintendo 64
3- Gamecube
4- X-Box [original]
5- Wii

[termis]

Also in no particular order - the top 5 that spring to my mind:

- Hitachi HiSaturn Navi
- Super Famicom / EU SNES
- Turbo Duo
- PCE briefcase setup
- NeoGeo Pocket Color

[Ji-L87]

Hmm...
I no real order:

* Hitachi HiSaturn Navi - I may love my grey Model 1 but this is even cooler.
* Mega Drive Model 1 + Mega CD 1 - Black, stylish WITH fancy lights. I want one. All I have is a PAL Model 2.
* PC Engine DUO/R/RX - It was the white Duo-R that first caught my eye and made me interested in the PCE. The normal DUO is cool as well.
* PC-FX - Saw this one around the same time as I saw the DUO. Been liking it ever since...I think I want one....
* Sharp X68000 - Does this count? I want it to count. To (mis)quote Jeremy Clarkson: "...this, in black, is a symphony of evil."
* The Playstation-prototype. - The one that says "Super Disc System Cartridge". I think that says it all actually. So good looking.

Honorable mentions goes out to the SFC, PCE LT, all the Neo Geos, PS One, Dreamcast and all the other I've forgotten.
 

Edit: Added one more.

[Arkhan Asylum]

1) PCE briefcase unit.
2 )Any Sony MSX2/2+, The Panasonic Turbo R, and the Sanyo Wavy PHC70-FD MSX computer (Along with the Sanyo Wavy 35).  These are the best MSX2 and beyond machines.  The Toshiba HX (pasopia) machines are amazing too.  It's hard to pick just one MSX.
3) Famicom w/ FDS combination
4) Sega Master System (It's one of the coolest shapes for a system)
5) Sega Dreamcast

[geise]

It's nowhere near my favorite system, but I really like how the white Wii looks in it's standup position.  My US Duo is a close second.  I really don't care for the look of the Duo-R or RX at all when compared to the original Duo.

[NecroPhile]

1.  TurbobDuo - sleek and sexy
2.  PCE core (any version) - super compact and simple
3.  Atari 2600 - fark wood and toggle switches!

[Arkhan Asylum]

3.  Atari 2600 - fark wood and toggle switches!

WOODGRAIN ERA WHUT

[DragonmasterDan]

1. Sega Genesis 1 with Sega CD 1.


2. Super Famicom


3. Panasonic Q

[CrackTiger]

Turbo Express -nicer than the GT
Mega Drive 1 + Mega-CD 1
Wonder Mega 1
Original PCE + CD-ROM
Sega Mark III (not the "Master System")

[munchiaz]

1. Sega Genesis 1 with Sega CD 1.


2. Super Famicom


3. Panasonic Q

ohh man i forgot about the Panasonic Q, That thing looks so awesome. I know they were only released in Japan. Are they hard to find?

[DragonmasterDan]

ohh man i forgot about the panasonic Q, That thing looks so awesome. I know they were only released in Japan. Are they hard to find?

They're expensive and sought after because of their awesome aesthetic. Not super hard to find, but they cost a fair bit of money.

[CrackTiger]

ohh man i forgot about the panasonic Q, That thing looks so awesome. I know they were only released in Japan. Are they hard to find?

They're expensive and sought after because of their awesome aesthetic. Not super hard to find, but they cost a fair bit of money.

They're also expensive because they retailed for a lot of money in Japan.

[munchiaz]

some day....... i ll have one

[SignOfZeta]

Compared to a WonderMega 1 they are cheap and common.

[Lilgrafx]

GAMEBOY MICRO!!!!

[Tatsujin]

Beside that's no console, yeah the 25th FC edition is veary seaxy!!

[SignOfZeta]

Yeah, handhelds are another rabbit hole.

[Lilgrafx]

haha my bad, the sexyness overwhelmed me and made me think it was a console.

[VestCunt]

1. SMS 2
2. SMS 1
3...ahh, whatever.

Worst:  SNES, Xbox, SuperGrafx, SuperGrafx w/RAU-30

[Joe Redifer]

SMS 2 is sexiest?  Don't you mean ugliest? 

[Tatsujin]

lol yeah, that one was butt fugly and about par on the genny2.

[ApolloBoy]

SMS
Atari 5200 (go ahead, flame me)
Atari 7800
Japanese Mega Drive
Super Famicom
White PCE
X68000 (I know it's not a game console but I had to include it nonetheless)
Atari 1200XL (see above)

[Ji-L87]

I forgot about this one:


Just looking at it makes me want one. Loving all the knobs, buttons and headphone jacks.

[Arkhan Asylum]

I love touching knobs.

=3 lol

[Ji-L87]

I love touching knobs.

Who doesn't?! Incidentally, I love pushing buttons as well. That one seems to cover my needs perfectly.

[guyjin]

I'm gonna go generation by generation. I'm sticking to Domestic stuff, for simplicity:

1) the 2600. Most of its variants are nice looking, especially the Vader and the Junior. the Odyssey2 was pretty nice too, but the keyboard could be cooler.

2) most of the consoles of this generation have those awkward number pads, disqualifying most of them. the Vectrex is the best of them.

3) In spite of its software, the 7800 is the nicest looking of the post-crash 8-bit consoles. The SMS is slightly awkward, and the NES was deliberately made to look like an appliance.

4) the first variation of the Genesis was really cool. the Turbografx-16, by comparison, was awkward. the SNES is nice, but the model 1 Genny is cooler.
4.5) The TurboCD just made the already awkward Turbo, more awkward. The Duo was much cooler than the Turbo, as well as the Genesis. the Genny model 1 CD has its charms [bigger=better!] but isn't as cool as the Duo. The 2nd variation of the Genesis wasn't as cool as the first, and the CD add on didn't help much.
4.75) the Genesis 3 is pretty cool, just for it's PC-E like size. the 2nd model SNES makes it a bit cooler.

5) the Saturn is much sexay. Most other consoles of this generation are either awkward (Jaguar, n64) or plain(playstation, 3d0). the 32X with a model 2 Genesis is pretty nice, but either of the CD systems make it awkward.

6)the Dreamcast was nice, but could have been a bit more exciting. the Gamecube is cool looking, particularly the (Japan only) Orange cube. Both the original XBOX and the Playstation2 are awkward looking to me.

7)I hate to admit it, but the original ps3 is pretty awesome looking. I think that Sony was trying to make the original look like a Duo. the newer model isn't as cool. The Wii is also pretty cool. the original 360 is pretty plain looking, but the new model is cooler; but it's only a little nicer than the new ps3.

[koolade]

Here's my list:

1. Turbo Duo the black with purple buttons
2. Definitely the Sege CDx
3. Jvc X'eye
4. Fm Towns Marty
5. Japan Sega Saturn

[Arkhan Asylum]

SuperGrafx w/RAU-30

  You don't like the tethered connection? it's like an astronaut floating in space while tethered to the space ship.  ITS AWESOME

[Tatsujin]

Anyone who didn't put a PCE hardware on the 1st place doesn't deserve to be in here

[Shrapnoid]

1: Vistar 16
2: PC Engine Duo
3: Duo-R
4: SuperGrafx
5: Atari 7800

[HammerHead]

My Duo-R is the sexist but for some reason I love the way the Jaguar with the CD attachment looks. The Jag controller on the other hand is the ugliest in my opinion

[dq333]

Would have to give it to the original PC Engine, Neo Geo AES & Japanese Sega Saturn Skeleton model

[Shrapnoid]

My Duo-R is the sexist but for some reason I love the way the Jaguar with the CD attachment looks. The Jag controller on the other hand is the ugliest in my opinion

The Jaguar did cross my mind but, I went with 7800 because it's just so, so... ...I don't know. I just like it.

[liquitek]

1. Duo-R
2. Dreamcast CX-1
3. TG-16
4. GP2x - I hook mine up to my tv so that counts right?
5. Wondermega
6. Sega Saturn

[RBT]

1. Duo-R
2. Mega Drive (Model 1)
3. Core Grafx
4. Dreamcast
5. AES

Honourable Mentions

PC-FX
N64 only in Jungle Green