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Started by SuperDeadite, 06/20/2012, 10:44 AM

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SuperDeadite

this is the drunkel thread. post here iwhen you are drunk.  if you post here wihile sober, you are a fail pizza and you make baby akbar jeseus fuck canada cry asshole!
Stronger Than Your Average Deadite

Arkhan Asylum

Tatsujin always sounds drunk.  He's got an unfair advantage.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

SuperDeadite

Quote from: guest on 06/20/2012, 11:04 AMTatsujin always sounds drunk.  He's got an unfair advantage.
Get drunke or get the fuck out joe redifer!
Stronger Than Your Average Deadite

blueraven

He speaks the truth:

[Thu 10:04] <Tatsujin> hasd a pasrtty asnd a after pasrty ASDFTERTHE PARTY

Tatsujin

Ok now ithunk am quilafied ti post i here aftwr some tiem :)

Had soem good nomikai wih my good frend elnino. Quite busted sittin in the traun now.

Lolilooliiii :D
www.pcedaisakusen.net - home of your individual PC Engine collection!!
PCE Games countdown: 690/737 (47 to go or 93.6% clear)
PCE Shmups countdown: 111/111 (all clear!!)
Sega does what Nintendon't, but only NEC does better than both together!^^
<Senshi> Tat's i'm going to contact the people of Hard Off and open a store stateside..

PunkCryborg

oi superdeadit  i haver b eeen to the drunk threadiers for sururee i cant type for shit ok by bye hasta manana

soop

Well, I'm drunk, and it's monday.  I feel stupid cause I got in an argument with my best friend on Saturday and she gave me som e tough love, and I told my ex it upset me too much to see her (doh).  I need to get out there; I can't stay at home all the time, and I can't just keep looking to the pub for companianship, especially when this guy added me on Facebook tody?!  I don't even like him!!!! We ran a2way from him, he' weird and not funny.  Imagine a stupid Nothern English version of regalsin.... oh my.
Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

HercTNT

i'm finally drunk. chocolat vodka and marshmellow vokdca for adu8lt smores. i'm alittle drunk and so is the wifey. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

soop

WHAT UP!!!  OK.  So First I charmed 2 Australian girls, and set my 2 friends to talk to them while I talked chemistry to two  Freench girls.  One of them  was HOTTTT!!  Like fucking super sexy.  But I didn't get her number, MAYBE because my hot girl friend came down.  Dunno.  Then a guy gave me a free chicken Mc Sandwich and a tropical drink (I subsequently found out he's a drug dealer but it's probably cool)  And then saw one of my sexy friens on the way out (the one who bought me a pizza a couple weeks ago) and then walked my friend home.  And then I chatted up this girl on the way home.  I was tres amusant.
Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

HercTNT

soop you are my hero, i bow in your glory and hope to measure up :)

roflmao

I have to get up early to take care of yard work before it gets too hot (it's going to be hot and humid tomorrow here in NC).  But, thanks to beer, I can get a good buzz on and keep it most of the evening. :D 

Getting really drunk is something I don't know if I'll ever do again - I've woken up in too many strange places. :P

soop

SO here's my day.  wai ................................................................GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!!   I  was alone all day, until this guy /iv know turns up and I take him to this amazing bar.  first thing I insulted some hairdressers by mistake, but it turn out I know their boss, so we@re cool, ad I gt a kiss on he cheek.  then it sarts raining.  ny friend gets with this ugly chick, and her hot hot friend makes space fo me under the thing.  next thing, ugly and my frienmd pull.  so I have my eye on this blonde as we leave, when thriller cxomes on.


I start dancing and the girls start screaming.  they're like "you can't leave" but /i haVE TO.  ANDS THEN THE FIT ONE ( ROSE)  GETS /my NUMBER ON A NAPKIN..  she asked me!!!!
Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

soop

Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

HercTNT

Nice to know you got your priorites straight  :lol:

soop

Oh she's really nice too.  Very pretty.  I really hope she calls, though I'm not really holding out.

And the French girl from the other day...  Good lord I've thought about her a lot..  She's only here for a week though, and since I don't know her name, where she's staying or where she'll be, I've got a cats chance in hell of seeing her again.  But if I do... if I do...
Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

Tatsujin

i sink am le drunkne nao..lol
www.pcedaisakusen.net - home of your individual PC Engine collection!!
PCE Games countdown: 690/737 (47 to go or 93.6% clear)
PCE Shmups countdown: 111/111 (all clear!!)
Sega does what Nintendon't, but only NEC does better than both together!^^
<Senshi> Tat's i'm going to contact the people of Hard Off and open a store stateside..

soop

sad songs make me think sad things :(

DAMN YOU SAD SONGS!!!
Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

HercTNT

i'm so drunk, i realise i should shut the hell up and not say anything at al. guess that makes me a total failuire cause i'm still talking lol

soop

ok i bought obeygirl a drirnk shes quite nice.  i think i want to  kiss her?
Quote from: esteban on 04/26/2018, 04:44 PMSHUTTLECOCK OR SHUFFLE OFF!

HercTNT

cocunut rum and sunny d....................gooo stuff :)

Gogan

Nuthin like some Big Slick backwood Tennessee moonshine.  RIP slick.  Best stuff evar. Happy lBor day eryone
Nothin beats the real thing.

JoshTurboTrollX

TOnight was lager fest.  im not drunk.
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

JoshTurboTrollX

But I play one on tv. 

not too shabby stringing together the text sentence n' all.  ;)
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Keranu

I think Josh is wasted, dudez!
Quote from: TurboXray on 01/02/2014, 09:21 PMAdding PCE console specific layer on top of that, makes for an interesting challenge (no, not a reference to Ys II).
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HercTNT

kinky vodka, seltzer water, and energy drink mixer. i'm tipsy and my heart feels like its gonna explode. yea me!!!!

bartre

750 of captain, and drunk texting several girls, hells yes!
now let's see how much of my reputation i can ruin!

420GOAT

Quote from: bartre on 11/01/2012, 12:03 AM750 of captain, and drunk texting several girls, hells yes!
now let's see how much of my reputation i can ruin!
doh!
I want to be more like 337.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

esteban

I'm complaining, but since I'm drunk, it's not so bad....

I have less than 1:45 (hrs/mins) before a shitload of guests arrive. I've been drinking since 1:00PM because I don't want 15 kids running around my house.

I have 6 pages of unread forum threads to read from the past week...it would be wonderful to read everything now, but I gotta go and be a host...

TOODLES, motherfuckers.

ALSO: Who has Space Invaders CD and Hatris to sell me?
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esteban

ALSO ALSO: Inebriation is no excuse for poor grammar or spelling! Seriously...

SHIT, my wife just told me I'm a worthless lump of ____ for not helping these past few minutes.

seeya...
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PunkCryborg

i could barely find this threa caus i drank too much cheap beer and win e form trader joes

roflmao

Two Buck Chuck ftw!

bartre

Power Rangers + Bacardi + Dr. Pepper = a very drunk and happy Bart.
but seriously, the show just pointed out its own stupidity.
there's a fight over a certain fruit, and Tommy loses.
solution?

GO TO THE STORE AND ASK FOR ONE.

bartre

JESUS.

this thread is failure, i get two posts in a row?

we all need to drink more, then this thread can get more action.

that said, i'm expecting VGS to make for some interesting memories for those who can attend (sadly i'm not among them)

RoyVegas

Quote from: bartre on 07/09/2013, 03:10 AMJESUS.

this thread is failure, i get two posts in a row?

we all need to drink more, then this thread can get more action.
If you can actually find this thread when you're drunk, you're either:

A) not drunk enough
B) spend too much time on the forums.

 :wink:
All is well. :)

HercTNT

I"m kinda drunk and i found it. maybe i'm a functional drunk :)

bob


esteban

Excellent (veggie) BBQ (don't worry, everyone else was chewing and sucking on meat) ..... BUT NOW ALL NIGHTTIME FUN IS THREATENED BY BABIES WHO WON'T SLEEEP


WHY?

Oh, because a bunch of folks are singing karaoke. PLEADE STOP. PLEAR STOP PLEADE STOP.
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roflmao

#37
This has been my friend tonight.

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Edit: Hopefully not ALL of them will be my friends tonight.   :dance:

bartre

Bacardi and Squid Girl.

...i've seen enough porn to know where this is going.

JoshTurboTrollX

*sips imaginary Rolling Rock at desk....
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

VenomMacbeth

Stoned thread would be better. :P
Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Buh buh buh, I have almost all teh games evar.  I R TEH BESTEST COLLECTR!!

esadajr

I'm surrounded by a bunch of pussies at work
Gaming since 1985

NecroPhile

Sexy!  You got pics?
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

bob


turboswimbz

9 PM on a tuesday!

Hell Yeahs.


Also random vagina and penis facts at the bar yields bartenders enjoying your company.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

bob


roflmao

Ha!  8:30 on a Tuesday!

Xak

#47
YEAAAAAAAAAH BABY!!! im vibin'

*cries
Im a real life Sadler, just take me to the nearest item shop.

I have aspergers, and am a recovering Tonicholic

Xak

ugh, today, the hangover... i need to be saved ITS THE NFL season opener. Cant be sober
Im a real life Sadler, just take me to the nearest item shop.

I have aspergers, and am a recovering Tonicholic

Xak

#49
Waiting to get benzo drunk to play the MMA version of VIRTUAL PRO WRESTLING 2 on the 64 via HDMI to my flatscreen

Waiting for the green tea to arrive

I reset all records when I put the game on VERY HARD. Of course im 8-2 in matches that dont count. 11-5 in matches that are on record. 6submissions, 4 KOs, 1 Decision . I love the game, anything can happen from a first round upset to a late fight desicion. I fought the champion 6-0 and he beat me fair and square. Now he got beat fair and square so there is a 2nd champion. I am going to avenge my lost against former champ SAKURABA
Im a real life Sadler, just take me to the nearest item shop.

I have aspergers, and am a recovering Tonicholic