Art Contest #1 - Obey Your Homebrew (non-artists welcome and encouraged to join)

Psycho Nulltard · 04/23/2014, 07:51 PM

Today I spent a few moments to pick up some homebrew to support the awesome devs in this community. Because I rock, I bought extra copies and/or had extra copies donated for this contest (thanks Mindrec!) and hoarded some other turbo related warez.

GRAND PRIZE: Autographed Evo Cho Aniki original drawing by Nulltard
2.5x3.5 Turbo Express Picture Frame
Preorder: Lucretia ~~(including Eponasoft magnet/zipper pull)~~ <-- out of stock
Meteor Blaster DX
Meteor Blaster DX (in original case art)
Implode
4x 5-packs of Seymour Onion Hu Sleeves
?x Box Protectors
4x TTI Zonk Stickers
3x TurboDuo Bumper Stickers
?x "Grimm" Business Cards (Mysterious Song)

To win, you guys must read my ramblings and do my bidding!

"What is thy bidding, my master?", you might be asking. Simple.

Entry #1 - by xcrement5x

I want you to draw for me a mash up of a celebrity (or forum member) and a TG16/PCE character/reference. You can use whatever you want... pencil, macaroni, MS Paint, etc... Points will be awarded first and foremost for lulz and creativity, and secondly for technical artsy fartsy skill.

I will be the sole judge. A winner, runner up, and any honorable mentions will be chosen at some point between the day that I have the games in hand and the end of time.

1st Place = homebrew game of your choice plus surprises
2nd Place = leftover homebrew game of your choice plus lesser surprises
3rd Place = leftover homebrew game of your choice plus even lesser surprises.
Honorable Mention = surprises and maybe surprises.

On your marks... get set... DERP!

Edit: as you can see by the sample, you don't have to be Michaelangelo, like pizza, or even use nunchaku... (no offense, Xele) In fact, poor art skills may add to the lulz factor if you have a good concept.

Edit 2:

Q. When is the deadline?

A. Uhm... as soon as we have several entrants and nobody else starts submitting (or pledging to submit) entries? OR June 1st. Yes, I love June 1st. That will be the arbitrary deadline, but it may be called early if it looks like we've had all the submissions we're gonna get.

Psycho Punch · 04/23/2014, 08:38 PM

Haha I'm totally going to participate in in

esteban · 04/23/2014, 08:42 PM

I will submit something just for fun (I have MindRec's releases already).

Ninja16608 · 04/25/2014, 03:14 PM

Hell I'm not artist but I think it would be hella fun to do :-), Macaroni might be my level too, I just have to stop eating the paste.

Psycho Punch · 04/25/2014, 05:48 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 04/25/2014, 01:34 PMIt may be premature to say this, but I've received some correspondence via the electronic mail that there may be a 3RD (!!!) prize on the way...

You might want to adjust the clicking rate of the mouse in the control panel Nulltard

jtucci31 · 04/28/2014, 10:55 AM

Do you want our art just posted here? I was thinking about maybe doing something

esteban · 04/28/2014, 11:11 AM

I will do this, but give me a day or three.

ClodBusted · 04/28/2014, 11:22 AM

I'd lile to give it a try, too. Let's see if I'll be coming up with something useful.

Psycho Punch · 04/28/2014, 01:06 PM

What's the deadline Nulltard?

xcrement5x · 04/28/2014, 04:11 PM

Can I use my existing entry, or do I need to come up with something else?

TheClash603 · 04/28/2014, 06:39 PM

Drawing = harder than working a few hours to afford these games.

...though i do want to see some entries!

CrackTiger · 04/29/2014, 12:56 AM

HailingTheThings · 04/29/2014, 03:04 AM

Miley Cyrus promoting her new album "Bonkerz".

:3

jtucci31 · 04/29/2014, 09:39 AM

Haha i love how the dinosaur is shedding a tear!

Psycho Punch · 04/29/2014, 12:23 PM

Quote from: CrackTiger on 04/29/2014, 12:56 AM

Hahah awesome CrackTiger.

HailingTheThings · 04/29/2014, 05:14 PM

Quote from: guest on 04/29/2014, 09:39 AMHaha i love how the dinosaur is shedding a tear!

Yess!

esteban · 04/29/2014, 07:39 PM

Excellent.

roflmao · 05/02/2014, 11:40 PM

I plan on entering, but work lately has been beating me down and this weekend is out. Too many excellent things happening.

henrycsc · 05/03/2014, 12:28 AM

art imitating life imitating bad art

Psycho Punch · 05/03/2014, 01:05 AM

Hah I will still post something but not now since my original plan failed badly... damn.

Awesome entries!

esteban · 05/03/2014, 01:34 PM

Quote from: henrycsc on 05/03/2014, 12:28 AM

art imitating life imitating bad art

I love this.

HailingTheThings · 05/03/2014, 06:51 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/03/2014, 08:16 AMhailing- failed to mention that I enjoyed your mileysaurus t-werks. Bonk's !!!1! Was a nice touch, too.

Thank you!!!1!

Quote from: henrycsc on 05/03/2014, 12:28 AM

Is it just me or does she resemble Sandra Buttocks? hehehehe

Ninja16608 · 05/03/2014, 07:05 PM

Quote from: HailingTheThings on 04/29/2014, 03:04 AM

Miley Cyrus promoting her new album "Bonkerz".

:3

Now that's CLASSIC. Been laughing for a few mins. now... Nice Hailing!!

HailingTheThings · 05/03/2014, 07:20 PM

Quote from: Ninja16608 on 05/03/2014, 07:05 PMNow that's CLASSIC. Been laughing for a few mins. now... Nice Hailing!!

Yessss!!!1!

HailingTheThings · 05/12/2014, 01:36 AM

And for those that like color:

Enjoy!

ToyMachine78 · 05/12/2014, 09:22 AM

Quote from: HailingTheThings on 05/12/2014, 01:36 AMAnd for those that like color:

Enjoy!

. Lol! You should hang that on your refrigerator !

Ninja16608 · 05/12/2014, 09:25 AM

WOW Hailing, one piece of art two good long laughs from me LMFAO again +1

Dicer · 05/12/2014, 11:30 AM

That cannot be topped...

HailingTheThings · 05/12/2014, 05:18 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/12/2014, 07:31 AMWow... The ante has been upped!

Yess!!!!1!

Quote from: guest on 05/12/2014, 09:22 AMLol! You should hang that on your refrigerator !

Nah, I'm gonna frame it! Art!!!

Quote from: Ninja16608 on 05/12/2014, 09:25 AMWOW Hailing, one piece of art two good long laughs from me LMFAO again +1

Zhaaank you!!!

Quote from: Dicer on 05/12/2014, 11:30 AMThat cannot be topped...

There's still time. I wanted to make mine a little cooler, been a while since I inked anything then added color and all that jazz. Also wanted to inspire people to go all out. Hoping people will do the same.

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/12/2014, 04:29 PMYou never know... there are lots of ideas left. Might just have a dark horse out there just waiting to gallop in.

Woah, that is awesome! Holy Butts!!!! Damn, man, just damnnnnneh!!!!!

Also, in case anyone is wondering "WTF is that banana guy thing?" in my picture. Yeah that's totally the long lost Banana In Pyjamas....B3!!!! OMGeeeeee, The suspense and stuffffffeh!!!1!!!1!!!111!!1!!!butts

xcrement5x · 05/12/2014, 09:43 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/12/2014, 04:29 PM
Quote from: Dicer on 05/12/2014, 11:30 AMThat cannot be topped...
You never know... there are lots of ideas left. Might just have a dark horse out there just waiting to gallop in.

I simultaneously threw up and had explosive diarrhea after seeing that. I don't know how this gets a pass under the Geneva Convention.

PunkCryborg · 05/12/2014, 10:03 PM

grossest mangina camel toe ever

Emerald Rocker · 05/13/2014, 01:15 AM

Awesome contest idea. I'll try to come up with something.

Dicer · 05/13/2014, 01:42 AM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/12/2014, 04:29 PM
Quote from: Dicer on 05/12/2014, 11:30 AMThat cannot be topped...
You never know... there are lots of ideas left. Might just have a dark horse out there just waiting to gallop in.

How wrong I was...

HailingTheThings · 05/13/2014, 01:57 AM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/12/2014, 09:02 PMSeems that we had the same goal of trying to motivate people to go over the top.

I've added a few more things to the prize list... I'll revise the OP soon. Among the new items are several 5-packs of Hu sleeves from Seymour Onion. Some box protectors. The AUTOGRAPHED Evo Cho Aniki drawing. And I'm working on getting more goodies for participants. ( :

Nulltard, you just never quit, OMG!!! You get a gold star everyday for the next forever!!! Yeah!

esteban · 05/13/2014, 06:15 AM

Evo Cho Aniki is worthy of the Louvre.

jtucci31 · 05/13/2014, 11:02 AM

I'll have my entry in later this week. Still going to make a veined attempt

Ninja16608 · 05/13/2014, 11:31 AM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/12/2014, 04:29 PM
Quote from: Dicer on 05/12/2014, 11:30 AMThat cannot be topped...
You never know... there are lots of ideas left. Might just have a dark horse out there just waiting to gallop in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, almost pissed my self when I saw the "wing" does it make him go faster LMFAO. you're a riot Nulltard

HailingTheThings · 05/13/2014, 05:12 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/13/2014, 11:51 AMI actually feel kind of petty and small for following through on this forumite/obey mashup. But the end result? I couldn't keep this from the world. I hope Evo takes this in good humor, and if not, i'll provide him with a laughable photo of myself that he can use for making his own submission to this contest.

I'm sure he'll love this draw-ring!

Psycho Punch · 05/13/2014, 07:37 PM

Hahaha, is the Aniki drawing based on one of EvilEvo's pictures? Lol I really want to see that!

Actually I don't.

Psycho Punch · 05/13/2014, 10:17 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 05/13/2014, 07:54 PMLet's see some new arts, guys!

Your wish is my command
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ToyMachine78 · 05/14/2014, 08:59 PM

Can it be a Supergrafx character?

HailingTheThings · 05/14/2014, 11:12 PM

Quote from: guest on 05/14/2014, 08:59 PMCan it be a Supergrafx character?

Only if they're from Battle Ace!!! :3

ToyMachine78 · 05/15/2014, 12:36 AM

My submission.... I. Reserve the right to improve upon it in the coming days.. . Couldn't find my daughters good colored pencils :-)

ToyMachine78 · 05/15/2014, 10:07 AM

Its kind of a "where are they now scenario" for Xak. I figured he may not be Obeying since being shunned by the forum. Which also gives warning.... Sell out to the Feka dark side, and you too may end up jelqing Satan lol....

And turbob in trash is not the only platform reference. Satan is not only a celeb, but a character in Daimakaimura too!

HailingTheThings · 05/15/2014, 05:04 PM

Quote from: guest on 05/15/2014, 12:36 AMMy submission.... I. Reserve the right to improve upon it in the coming days.. . Couldn't find my daughters good colored pencils :-)

I approve. :3

henrycsc · 05/19/2014, 10:13 PM

HailingTheThings · 05/19/2014, 11:23 PM

Quote from: henrycsc on 05/19/2014, 10:13 PM

Where's the Turbo?

slinkyturd · 05/20/2014, 02:03 AM

My first work with photoshop. I am pretty pleased with the results and am considering it to be my new sig.

Edit: And of course I seemed to have missed the "drawn" requirement. :/ Hope I'll still get some kind of consideration.

HailingTheThings · 05/20/2014, 05:50 AM

Quote from: slinkyturd on 05/20/2014, 02:03 AMMy first work with photoshop. I am pretty pleased with the results and am considering it to be my new sig.

Edit: And of course I seemed to have missed the "drawn" requirement. :/ Hope I'll still get some kind of consideration.

Bruce Willis looks like a nutsack. :3

slinkyturd · 05/20/2014, 05:56 AM

LOL. That's not my doing. It's all natural nut-sackiness