Would you hit it triple the fun edition

[PunkCryborg]

Three boobed lady in my city

huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/22/woman-gets-third-boob-jasmine-tridevil_n_5862184.html
huffpost.com/entry/woman-gets-third-boob-jasmine-tridevil_n_5862184

Total Recall anyone?

[Opethian]

no because capitan morgan is gross and this woman has extra chromosomes

[xcrement5x]

As long as that's all she's got hanging down the middle.

[NecroPhile]

Just say no to attention whores.

[o.pwuaioc]

Just say no to attention whores.

This. There's a story to this. Her "purpose" in life is to have her own MTV reality show. She's just a nutjob and the less we acknowledge her, the better.

[esteban]

Ok, that's hilarious. 

[DeshDildo]

My answer is HELL YES.  "Baby, you make me wish I had three hands."

[DeshDildo]

Christ!  I just Facebook stalked and found it is real and she had a third implant on purpose.  OK, I would hit it but not date it.  Crazy bitch.

[jtucci31]

If she would be willing to get a fourth implant, then I'm game. I prefer even numbers.

...ok I'd still hit it

[Dicer]

Nope, her reasoning for her third titty is stupid, spending money on a 3rd titty is stupid, and the fact she is getting attention is stupid....wow 3 again, it must be the magic number!!!

[HailingTheThings]

I would hit it cuz Total Recall FTW. Yeap.

[turbokon]

Hell yeah:)

[TR0N]

She's a freaking mutant !!! Id hit it yeah that would make me a freaking mutant lover then 

[LostFlunky]

torontosun.com/2014/09/23/three-breasted-woman-outed-as-fake-by-tampa-police

The mystery of the three-breasted woman may have been solved.

Jasmine Tridevil, as she refers to herself, was outed as two-boobed Alisha Hessler by Tampa International Airport police, gossip site TMZ reported Tuesday.

Hessler had been making claims that she underwent the pricey surgery for a third breast to make herself undesirable to men.

In its report, TMZ included what it claims is a police document that includes the contents of a bag allegedly stolen from a baggage carousel.

Police say a piece of luggage belonging to Hessler included a three-breast prosthesis along with a number of other personal items.

TMZ also claims the 21-year-old massage therapist told police the prosthesis was valued at $5,000, a number much lower than the $20,000 price tag Hessler put on plastic surgery.

[NecroPhile]

Color me unsurprised.

[esteban]

torontosun.com/2014/09/23/three-breasted-woman-outed-as-fake-by-tampa-police

Hahahhaahahhaa.

Sadly, many nerdy fantasies across the nation have just shriveled up, hanging lifeless.

Like her third boob.

Now she's just...

 

[NightWolve]

Yeah, I had posted about that supposed 3-boobed lady only to later hear the rumors that it was possibly a hoax. Guess that link confirms it. Can doctors actually do that ? You'd have to hook up arteries/veins proper to keep the tissue alive and since you're adding an appendage that wasn't there before, I wonder if it's actually feasible. Reattaching a severed body part and hoping it'll heal back into place is one thing, but this is a bit something else and more complicated.

[esteban]

Yeah, I had posted about that supposed 3-boobed lady only to later hear the rumors that it was possibly a hoax. Guess that link confirms it. Can doctors actually do that ? You'd have to hook up arteries/veins proper to keep the tissue alive and since you're adding an appendage that wasn't there before, I wonder if it's actually feasible. Reattaching a severed body part and hoping it'll heal back into place is one thing, but this is a bit something else and more complicated.

Even Dr. Frankenstein probably would not want to attempt this procedure. And that's saying something.

[Senshi]

Just say no to attention whores.

This. There's a story to this. Her "purpose" in life is to have her own MTV reality show. She's just a nutjob and the less we acknowledge her, the better.

Isn't this basically half the female gender?

[esteban]

Just say no to attention whores.

This. There's a story to this. Her "purpose" in life is to have her own MTV reality show. She's just a nutjob and the less we acknowledge her, the better.

Isn't this basically half the female gender?

And 80% of the guys in this country.

[TheClash603]

I'd rather fuck Frankenhooker.

amazon.com/Frankenhooker-Blu-ray-James-Lorinz/dp/B005K08J8U/


At least the rotting flesh is expected there.