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Worst huey ever poll

Started by slinkyturd, 09/25/2014, 08:49 PM

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Worst US heuys ever (15 Votes):

Aero Blasters
1 (1.1%)
Air Zonk
3 (3.4%)
Alien Crush
1 (1.1%)
Andre Panzer Kick Boxing
7 (7.9%)
Atlantean (Homebrew)
3 (3.4%)
Ballistix
15 (16.9%)
Battle Royal
9 (10.1%)
Blazing Lazers
2 (2.2%)
Bloody Wolf
1 (1.1%)
Bomberman
2 (2.2%)
Bomberman 93
2 (2.2%)
Bonk's Adventure
3 (3.4%)
Bonk's Revenge
3 (3.4%)
Bonk's Big Adventure
1 (1.1%)
Boxyboy
3 (3.4%)
Bravoman
6 (6.7%)
Cadash
2 (2.2%)
Champions Forever Boxing
9 (10.1%)
Chase HQ
0 (0%)
Chew Man Fu
1 (1.1%)
China Warrior
13 (14.6%)
Cratermaze
2 (2.2%)
Cybercore
0 (0%)
Darkwing Duck
20 (22.5%)
Davis Cup Tennis
2 (2.2%)
Dead Moon
2 (2.2%)
Deep Blue
13 (14.6%)
Devil's Crush
1 (1.1%)
Double Dungeons
12 (13.5%)
Dragon's Curse
1 (1.1%)
Dragon Spirit
0 (0%)
Drop Off
14 (15.7%)
Dungeon Explorer
2 (2.2%)
Falcon
24 (27%)
Fantasy Zone
1 (1.1%)
Final Lap Twin
1 (1.1%)
Galaga 90
1 (1.1%)
Ghost Manor
5 (5.6%)
Gunboat
25 (28.1%)
Hit the Ice
4 (4.5%)
Impossimole
10 (11.2%)
Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu
1 (1.1%)
Jack Niklaus Turbo Golf
7 (7.9%)
JJ & Jeff
2 (2.2%)
Keith Courage in Alpha Zone
4 (4.5%)
King of Casino
10 (11.2%)
Klax
4 (4.5%)
Legendary Axe
2 (2.2%)
Legendary Axe II
0 (0%)
Legend of Hero Tonma
2 (2.2%)
Magical Chase
5 (5.6%)
Military Madness
0 (0%)
Moto Roader
4 (4.5%)
Neutopia
2 (2.2%)
Neutopia II
1 (1.1%)
New Adventure Island
1 (1.1%)
Night Creatures
8 (9%)
Ninja Spirit
2 (2.2%)
Order of the Griffin
5 (5.6%)
Ordyne
0 (0%)
Pac-Land
7 (7.9%)
Parasol Stars
0 (0%)
Power Golf
6 (6.7%)
Psychosis
2 (2.2%)
Raiden
0 (0%)
R-Type
1 (1.1%)
Samurai Ghost
2 (2.2%)
Shockman
0 (0%)
Side Arms
2 (2.2%)
Silent Debuggers
3 (3.4%)
Sinistron
0 (0%)
Soldier Blade
2 (2.2%)
Somer Assault
0 (0%)
Sonic Spike Volleyball
7 (7.9%)
Space Harrier
2 (2.2%)
Splatterhouse
2 (2.2%)
Super Star Soldier
1 (1.1%)
Super Volleyball
8 (9%)
Takin' it to the Hoop
10 (11.2%)
TaleSpin
13 (14.6%)
Tiger Road
1 (1.1%)
Timeball
20 (22.5%)
Time Cruise
0 (0%)
Tricky Kick
3 (3.4%)
Turrican
4 (4.5%)
TV Sports Basketball
17 (19.1%)
TV Sports Football
18 (20.2%)
TV Sports Hockey
15 (16.9%)
Veigues Tactical Gladiator
3 (3.4%)
Victory Run
3 (3.4%)
Vigilante
3 (3.4%)
World Class Baseball
7 (7.9%)
World Court Tennis
2 (2.2%)
World Sports Competiton
6 (6.7%)
Yo Bro
18 (20.2%)

Total Members Voted: 89

Bklyn4ever

Quote from: Keith Courage on 09/26/2014, 01:41 AMI'm probably one of the few who likes TV sports football. The sound when someone is being tackled is just plain awesome.

Also, when I was you younger(since the TV sports games lack music) I used to pop in one of my favorite bands CDs into my TG16 CD drive and rock out while playing.

TV Sports Football - TurboGrafx 16 Video Game TV Spot - TurboGrafx-16
No your not my brother and I love TV Sports Football. We played hours & hours together!

esteban

TV SPORTS Anything = better than Deep Blue.
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NecroPhile

Quote from: slinkyturd on 09/27/2014, 07:19 PMLook at all the ones that didn't get any votes:

Any argument for one of these being the best US Huey?
No troll votes must mean it's the best game evah!
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

CrackTiger

I don't like sports games and don't follow other people playing sports, but I still had some fun with the TV Sports games bitd. Certainly more than Falcon, Gunboat and Ballistix.
Justin the Not-So-Cheery Black/Hack/CrackTiger helped Joshua Jackass, Andrew/Arkhan Dildovich and the DildoPhiles destroy 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged/destructive/doxxing toxic turbo troll gang which he covers up for under the "community" euphemism!

Paddyfitz18

Who the heck voted for Soldier Blade ????????

neutopia6

I enjoyed double dungeons, it reminds me of the original Phantasy Star on Master system, I understand that its not the most exciting, or shiny game out there but its great for what it is in my opinion.

VestCunt

Quote from: neutopia6 on 09/29/2014, 02:27 PMI enjoyed double dungeons, it reminds me of the original Phantasy Star on Master system, I understand that its not the most exciting, or shiny game out there but its great for what it is in my opinion.
+1. Great game that nailed everything it set out to do. A remarkable title for a 1990 home console original. People dislike it only because they expect a full-fledged RPG, but get a tightly-focused arcade dungeon crawler. If it were called "Maze Slasher" or something it would be more popular.
I'm a cunt, always was. Topic Adjourned.

jordan_hillman

Quote from: esteban on 09/28/2014, 08:04 AMTV SPORTS Anything = better than Deep Blue.
Deep Blue reminds me a lot of China Warrior. Is it a good game? No, not really but it has its charms. Both require very high levels of enemy pattern memorization in order to beat them, and neither are the best looking games on the system.

But I kind of dig Deep Blue as a highly defensive oriented shooter for the system. More dodging, less shooting, and, yes, less fun than the other shooters on the system, but it has a weird charm/misunderstanding that draw me back to it.
"Live the code, the code of the Dragon!"

esteban

Quote from: jordan_hillman on 09/29/2014, 07:59 PM
Quote from: esteban on 09/28/2014, 08:04 AMTV SPORTS Anything = better than Deep Blue.
Deep Blue reminds me a lot of China Warrior. Is it a good game? No, not really but it has its charms. Both require very high levels of enemy pattern memorization in order to beat them, and neither are the best looking games on the system.

But I kind of dig Deep Blue as a highly defensive oriented shooter for the system. More dodging, less shooting, and, yes, less fun than the other shooters on the system, but it has a weird charm/misunderstanding that draw me back to it.
I don't disagree with you. I just haven't given it a chance, really. I tried playing it like a traditional shootemup, got frustrated, knew that I was doing something wrong, and moved on to other games.

But I always revisit stuff, and I've been meaning to do so for years. FIRST I'LL PLAY ORDYNE, though, since I feel guiltier for ignoring ORDYNE for so many years.

Ballistix, though, is a turd.
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VestCunt

Quote from: jordan_hillman on 09/29/2014, 07:59 PM
Quote from: esteban on 09/28/2014, 08:04 AMTV SPORTS Anything = better than Deep Blue.
Deep Blue reminds me a lot of China Warrior. Is it a good game? No, not really but it has its charms. Both require very high levels of enemy pattern memorization in order to beat them, and neither are the best looking games on the system.

But I kind of dig Deep Blue as a highly defensive oriented shooter for the system. More dodging, less shooting, and, yes, less fun than the other shooters on the system, but it has a weird charm/misunderstanding that draw me back to it.
Well said; good analysis. If I hadn't purchased Deep Blue when I was a twelve and had zero money, I would never have given it a chance. As it was, I was, I was stuck playing it for a month and eventually found it rewarding. It's one of those games that never gets a chance in a modern gamer's library.
I'm a cunt, always was. Topic Adjourned.

jordan_hillman

Quote from: esteban on 09/29/2014, 08:19 PM
Quote from: jordan_hillman on 09/29/2014, 07:59 PM
Quote from: esteban on 09/28/2014, 08:04 AMTV SPORTS Anything = better than Deep Blue.
Deep Blue reminds me a lot of China Warrior. Is it a good game? No, not really but it has its charms. Both require very high levels of enemy pattern memorization in order to beat them, and neither are the best looking games on the system.

But I kind of dig Deep Blue as a highly defensive oriented shooter for the system. More dodging, less shooting, and, yes, less fun than the other shooters on the system, but it has a weird charm/misunderstanding that draw me back to it.
I don't disagree with you. I just haven't given it a chance, really. I tried playing it like a traditional shootemup, got frustrated, knew that I was doing something wrong, and moved on to other games.

But I always revisit stuff, and I've been meaning to do so for years. FIRST I'LL PLAY ORDYNE, though, since I feel guiltier for ignoring ORDYNE for so many years.

Ballistix, though, is a turd.
I have a really difficult time finding anything redeemable about Ballistix either. The basic gaming premise seems fine enough, but sweet mother of lord is the implementation of that premise garbage!
"Live the code, the code of the Dragon!"

jordan_hillman

Quote from: guest on 09/29/2014, 05:19 PM
Quote from: neutopia6 on 09/29/2014, 02:27 PMI enjoyed double dungeons, it reminds me of the original Phantasy Star on Master system, I understand that its not the most exciting, or shiny game out there but its great for what it is in my opinion.
+1. Great game that nailed everything it set out to do. A remarkable title for a 1990 home console original. People dislike it only because they expect a full-fledged RPG, but get a tightly-focused arcade dungeon crawler. If it were called "Maze Slasher" or something it would be more popular.
I voted for Double Dungeons, but I am now going to give that game another fair shot.

I legitimately think telling myself I am playing a game called "Maze Slasher" will make a difference. And plus, it's two player co-op.
"Live the code, the code of the Dragon!"

johnnykonami

Quote from: jordan_hillman on 09/30/2014, 02:49 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/29/2014, 05:19 PM
Quote from: neutopia6 on 09/29/2014, 02:27 PMI enjoyed double dungeons, it reminds me of the original Phantasy Star on Master system, I understand that its not the most exciting, or shiny game out there but its great for what it is in my opinion.
+1. Great game that nailed everything it set out to do. A remarkable title for a 1990 home console original. People dislike it only because they expect a full-fledged RPG, but get a tightly-focused arcade dungeon crawler. If it were called "Maze Slasher" or something it would be more popular.
I voted for Double Dungeons, but I am now going to give that game another fair shot.

I legitimately think telling myself I am playing a game called "Maze Slasher" will make a difference. And plus, it's two player co-op.
Don't let me stop you!  I didn't have the pleasure of having a co-op partner most of the time growing up, and when I did have a friend over we were assuredly playing something else besides Double Dungeons.  Two player mode may add an extra dimension I didn't give it credit for.  But as for the name, it's not like it's misleading.  You get exactly what it says.

If I recall, all the dungeons looked the same except for the shape.  That is, the same wall graphics and everything, maybe even music.  If they had just given the overall atmosphere of the game a few tweaks it might have been more compelling.  Plus, a progression/save system instead of just choosing which dungeons you wanted to go into, you would have to unlock them one by one.

jordan_hillman

Quote from: johnnykonami on 09/30/2014, 04:02 PM[Don't let me stop you!  I didn't have the pleasure of having a co-op partner most of the time growing up, and when I did have a friend over we were assuredly playing something else besides Double Dungeons.  Two player mode may add an extra dimension I didn't give it credit for.  But as for the name, it's not like it's misleading.  You get exactly what it says.

If I recall, all the dungeons looked the same except for the shape.  That is, the same wall graphics and everything, maybe even music.  If they had just given the overall atmosphere of the game a few tweaks it might have been more compelling.  Plus, a progression/save system instead of just choosing which dungeons you wanted to go into, you would have to unlock them one by one.
I definitely remember the game looking and feeling a bit drab compared to other titles, and a save feature definitely would have helped. I'm also convinced that the 20+ year-old, first-person perspective is what keeps most people away nowadays, which is a damn shame.

But I'm gonna stop complaining about what Double Dungeons could have been and start trying to appreciate it for what it is.

Or I'm going to bitch, complain, and say I don't like it after this weekend. [-(
"Live the code, the code of the Dragon!"

johnnykonami

Quote from: jordan_hillman on 09/30/2014, 06:45 PMI'm also convinced that the 20+ year-old, first-person perspective is what keeps most people away nowadays, which is a damn shame.
I still enjoy this style of game, myself.  I picked up both The Dark Spire on DS as well as The Legend of Grimrock over the last couple of years.  I think a lot of people out there have fond memories of Wizardry, Eye of the Beholder, and Dungeon Master just to name a few.

jordan_hillman

Quote from: johnnykonami on 10/01/2014, 12:03 AM
Quote from: jordan_hillman on 09/30/2014, 06:45 PMI'm also convinced that the 20+ year-old, first-person perspective is what keeps most people away nowadays, which is a damn shame.
I still enjoy this style of game, myself.  I picked up both The Dark Spire on DS as well as The Legend of Grimrock over the last couple of years.  I think a lot of people out there have fond memories of Wizardry, Eye of the Beholder, and Dungeon Master just to name a few.
I completely agree with you. Those who grew up with genre, especially the 80s classics you mentioned above, are definitely still loving them some dungeon crawling RPG fun.

A lot of younger dudes like myself (late(ish) twenties) mostly got into 3rd person, turn-based RPGs on various systems and completely missed out on this era of (mostly) computer and PC RPGs. I'm certainly not vouching for anyone at or near my age, but I feel like this partly explains the disconnect between this genre and most gamers born in the late 80s and afterwards.
"Live the code, the code of the Dragon!"

TheClash603

There is only one game on that list I would dread having to play again, Timeball.  I hate that shit.

esteban

Quote from: TheClash603 on 10/11/2014, 03:34 AMThere is only one game on that list I would dread having to play again, Timeball.  I hate that shit.
I love you.

But I will shred your filthy heart to shreds for disgracing Timeball.

YOU THINK I AM JOKING.

I wish I was.

GO HATE A GAME THAT DESERVES IT, YOU GODDAMN TROLL.

I still love you, but I had to delete your post from my memory.  :pcgs:

I CAN DO THAT.
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slinkyturd

I wish I could strike timeball from my memory.
70/95 US Turbochips

esteban

Quote from: slinkyturd on 10/11/2014, 05:05 AMI wish I could strike timeball from my memory.
You and Clash are dead to me.
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