PCENGINEFX RAP BATTLES!!

[BrosephPCE]

Hi, I'm Broseph and I'm new here. I'm also THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!

A demonstration of my awesometacular abilities:
https://tinyurl.com/mgcw4gx

^{♫ https://soundcloud.com/lakes96/laked-god-splattahouse}

I challenge any of you motherfuckers to write and record a rap song describing to all of us here why you are a bad-ass dude and I'm a totally lame shitlicker.

Alternatively, comment your disses below!   

[Bernie]

You gay.

[Opethian]

are you stoned or do you have a stuffy nose?

[bob]

game over.   

[NecroPhile]

What?!?

I don't even.................

[BigusSchmuck]

[Arkhan Asylum]

MY NAMES ARKHAN AND I LIKE TO SUCK DICK
BUT I DONT LIKE TO SWALLOW CAUSE IT MAKES ME SICK

[Bernie]

MY NAMES ARKHAN AND I LIKE TO SUCK DICK
BUT I DONT LIKE TO SWALLOW CAUSE IT MAKES ME SICK

You nasty bitch you...  lmao

[Opethian]

Chuggo

challenge accepted

[wildfruit]

Bailey jay is so hot
I want to stick my HuCard in her slot.
That's all I've got.

[Arkhan Asylum]

You almost wrote a Haiku.

[jtucci31]

Relevant

Official Turbo Time Music Video

[EvilEvoIX]

Bailey jay is so hot
I want to stick my HuCard in her slot.
That's all I've got.

You know this type of lady does not have a slot.  She has an extra surprise and it is a luscious gift at that.

[bob]

...

This is going to sound like im being a dick, but why are you here so much lately?

[NightWolve]

Hi, I'm Broseph and I'm new here. I'm also THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!

A demonstration of my awesometacular abilities: http://tinyurl.com/mgcw4gx

Alternatively, comment your disses below!   

From the standpoint of breaking with the usual stuff I see on PCEFX, this was certainly a curveball of unexpected entertainment...

[Sadler]

I don't know what's happening in this thread, but I think I like it.

I am upset to realize that legal adults nowadays were born after the death of NEC in the US though.

EDIT: Can we get a cranky old dude emote?

[esteban]

Hi, I'm Broseph and I'm new here. I'm also THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!

A demonstration of my awesometacular abilities: http://tinyurl.com/mgcw4gx

I challenge any of you motherfuckers to write and record a rap song describing to all of us here why you are a bad-ass dude and I'm a totally lame shitlicker.

Alternatively, comment your disses below!   

Hahaahhahahahahahahaha.

Awesome. Ridiculous. Awesome.

[BrosephPCE]

BUMP. Thanks for the responses dudes.

are you stoned or do you have a stuffy nose?

clock stops at 4:20 bro

[Joe Redifer]

Here you go. You just lost the Turbo rap battle with this little ditty from Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu

^{♫ https://soundcloud.com/action-adventure-world/action-adventure-world-jackie}

[esteban]

 WTF is happening to the TurboCosmos?

[Tatsujin]

WTHF?!

[NightWolve]

 

[Joe Redifer]

Guys, are you sad that the Turbo is getting attention? Rap may be strange and new, but it is the future. I bet even Haley Joel Osment listens to rap.

[esteban]

Guys, are you sad that the Turbo is getting attention? Rap may be strange and new, but it is the future. I bet even Haley Joel Osment listens to rap.

Hahahahahshashs.

I was just listening to a banjo rendition of Wonderboy theme  (monsterboy.com) and it occurred to me that I could lay some phat rhymes on top of dat tune.

Also, I'm sure Nicole Eggert could rap better than the folks we've heard thus far.

Trüe storie.

[geise]

[PCEngineHell]

OP, check it, my late ass has arrived.
A piece of shit like you needs to listen to words of the wise.
Op , you be slippin.
With those fucking words, your lame ass be trippin.
Modem on the left, lan cable on the right.
Unhook that shit pronto, and realize there is more to life.
Also, delete that System 32 folder. Uninstall Windows.
Get the fuck off the net, go bang some god damn bimbos.
Your rap sucked, your game is weak.
I know you like the way I'm punking you out.
So now its time for you to get the fuck out.
I talk shit with the best of them, but seriously what the
fuck is up with this linetrap bitch? She aint no hit. She will
bust her nut all over your face and make you wish you never
asked to go to 3rd base, you stupid fucking bitch.  Word.


Oh yeah, also:

You'll never top James. He IS the undefeated rap/hip hop legend here on this forum, and always will be, so pack your shit up and go home guy

[NightWolve]

 

[Psycho Punch]

I'd post Xak's rap hits here but I'm not sure I want the URL for his youtube videos on my browser's history.

[esteban]

Who was the dude who was SERIOUS about whiteboyhiphop and had the song about "Will I ever be on the radio?"

[esteban]

Who was the dude who was SERIOUS about whiteboyhiphop and had the song about "Will I ever be on the radio?"

MASSAKA

aka Bowsersbasement

That's right! Thank you. How could I forget Massakkaaa?

[HailingTheThings]

Who was the dude who was SERIOUS about whiteboyhiphop and had the song about "Will I ever be on the radio?"

MASSAKA

aka Bowsers "badtouch" basement-bowel-movement-mayhem-mansion-amusement-park-and-more

fixed

[Sadler]

Relevant

Official Turbo Time Music Video

Video is private.