Petition - Ban Nulltard, destroy DildoPhile

[bartre]

Nulltard was mean to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he sent me this PM-
"I'm going to fucking kick your ass at MGC. Bitch boy. Protip: eat your wheaties."

this makes me sad -  i thought the internet was the one place no one could hurt you 

[BigusSchmuck]

Want me to throw a dot matrix printer at him?

[bartre]

thanks for the offer bigs, but with any luck we'll just get him wrecked at MGC.
then he'll knock something over and it'll fall on his head.

wishful thinking i suppose.....

[Psycho Punch]

CONGLATULLATIONS!!!
YOU ARE GREAT AND SUPER USER.

GREAT THANKS!!!
THE SITE DoxPhile JUST HAS BEEN TERMINATED BY YOU.

1987 NULLIEKUN II
BY PCEFX CO., LTD.

[DildoKKKobold]

My being wrecked and falling at mgc is assured.

the structural integrity of the sheraton is all that should be in question.

Please do not hump the walls.

[NightWolve]

Ah darn, thought I'd find more fun in this thread... ;) Thought somebody was seriously mad. Heh.

[esteban]

DoxPhile is still around? I thought that self-destructed in 2001?

[Arkhan Asylum]

FUCK THIS SHIT

BAN DoxPhile

DESTROY NULLITY

wait what

[synbiosfan]

there can be only one.

That's my line


 

[Tatsujin]

and where's the poll?

[bob]

and where's the poll?

[EvilEvoIX]

I would vote to keep Nulltard here based solely upon the cock picks he PM's me on the reg.  DoxPhile should stick around as a monument of his embarrassing failure plus it's cute that he constantly begs people to go to it.  He does have a nice mushy white butt that he has advertised as "More cushion for the pushion" so there is always that so I vote keep him around.  There is always a use for a gentleman who'll meet you at a local rest stop at a moments notice and even bring a drill for the glory hole.  The man is determined and reliable and will even clean up afterwards, he's a dedicated hayseed and there is something to be said about that.

[Opethian]

and where's the poll?

[NecroPhile]

Ope wants to put his butter on dem biscuits. 

[DeshDildo]

DoxPhile is still around? I thought that self-destructed in 2001?

No... it just self destructed the other night when there was 8 people in the chat at the same time.

[Sparky]

Nulltard is a good guy and i would sign up but i can not get past that damn DoxPhile name, it sounds so wrong and it is a red flag waiting to happen with my security at work

[Sparky]

Nulltard is a good guy and i would sign up but i can not get past that damn DoxPhile name, it sounds so wrong and it is a red flag waiting to happen with my security at work

The name was designed to keep the prudes out... Sorry you got caught in that net.

hahahaha... well played fucker!!!

[esteban]

DoxPhileLite earns you less prison time.

[geise]

So what is this DoxPhile thing?

[EvilEvoIX]

So what is this DoxPhile thing?

Oh this makes me laugh so hard, thank you so much for asking that!!!   


Basically, it's a living, breathing, monument of failure reminding all of those with ambition yes but with zero talent or execution skills will amount to nothing. 

[CGQuarterly]

So what is this DoxPhile thing?

Oh this makes me laugh so hard, thank you so much for asking that!!!   


Basically, it's a living, breathing, monument of failure reminding all of those with ambition yes but with zero talent or execution skills will amount to nothing. 

Damn, even I think that's cold-blooded.

[EvilEvoIX]

I love that we both have hate threads dedicated to us on here, Evo.

The only difference between them is that yours isn't a joke.

Go vacuum your floor already.

Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings?  I'll try not to use facts next time.  Ohh Vacuum, got me there.  I'll go vacuum my floor (after I finish putting up a new ceiling, you can't really vacuum up large drywall bits and especially not before a renovation but I see your point) and you go back to being a failure 


P.S. I offered two Magicul Chases for your Boxed Booster Plus?  Did you get my PM?

[NecroPhile]

Look everybody, the village idiot made a funny!

[esteban]

Hugs for everybody!

 

[bob]

Hugs for everybody!

 

PM sent

[EvilEvoIX]

The title of the thread is Ban Nulltard, destroy DoxPhile .  I really don't see why there should be a banning of him, he is a happy camper here and obviously a true fan of the PC Engine (although his auction pricing makes eBay sellers blush  )  I don't see banning as a viable option and I vote not.


What I don't understand at all is Destroying DoxPhile?  How do you destroy an embarrassing failure?  You would first have to build it up to a resounding success and then destroy it.  It would be like bombing a garbage dump except that even a garbage dump serves some purpose to society vs Duphile; it just don't make no sense.  But I will not have any of the banning talk, it's just silly.



Regards

[EvilEvoIX]

Poor evo... hims is attention starved.

Don't worry, bud. Nobody has forgotten about you... it's just that they don't really care to talk to you. Go ahead and vacuum that carpet and do something about the smell of feet that clings to your person and abode; maybe some friends IRL would be more inclined to visit and keep you company if you could address those two issues. You do have friends IRL at least, right?

YOU PROMISED ME LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER YOU WOULDN'T TELL A SOUL ABOUT MY PERMANENT FOOT-SMELLING BODY ODOR!!!!!!!!!!  YOU HELD ME IN YOUR ARMS AFTER I CLEANED YOU OFF WITH MY SHIRT AND PROMISED!!!!!


  I swear after a man cums they are worthless liars.  I'm tired of this and if this continues I'm going to have to strongly consider changing to women.  His original come-on line to me was "Owner and Proprietor of DoxPhile, the Internets Foremost Authority on all things PC-Engine and commanded over 50,000 unique users a week.  Turns out besides himself and the 5 fake accounts he uses to talk to himself there is zero traffic.  I guess a man will tell a suitor anything to get in bed.  Nulltard is a clever one men, be careful.

[geise]

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Two words:

RON JEREMY

[Gentlegamer]

Hey what's going on in h...

[wildfruit]

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

[NecroPhile]

DuoGamingQuarterly

Heh, classic. 

[CGQuarterly]

DuoGamingQuarterly

Aww, how cute.  After the thread you made for me flopped, you've resorted to passive-aggressive pot shots.

[CGQuarterly]

Don't get your hopes up though, cowboy. My heart belongs to Evo.

He's a better match for you anyway.

[CGQuarterly]

Ugh, I had a reply typed out and then my finger accidentally hit the banner ad right below.

I'm sure that I am the only person here on whom your unique brand of schtick has worn thin, so I am sorry if anyone else who reads this is disappointed in my behavior.

This is the second time you've attacked the quality of my YouTube channel (I guess I'm striking a raw nerve with you), so I'll address it.  I wish I could return the insult, but I haven't spent enough time on your site to form an opinion, other than that it seems totally derivative of Sega-16, RF Generation, Digital Press, etc.  So when you want to tell me that my YouTube show is unoriginal, I have to consider the source.

My YouTube channel is a learning process.  I didn't know shit about video production when I started it (and it shows) and I am learning as I go.  I've made some videos that I'm proud of, and quite frankly I have more views and subscribers than I ever thought I would, and I am always trying to get better so hopefully more success will come in the future.  The same goes for my website.  I didn't know a damned thing about web design, and as you can see I still don't.  But I get a decent amount of traffic and I'd like to keep adding content to hopefully draw more.

That being said, what I don't do is spam the forums by awkwardly inserting my website or YT channel into conversations in an attempt to either drive traffic there or get people to provide content for me.  I have a single thread here which I update when I upload new content.  And I have it in my sig.  That's it.  If you want your site to be more successful, take all that time you spend shit-posting around here and spend it adding more content to your site instead. 

[jtucci31]

Solution: Jibbajaba visits the DoxPhile chatroom where he can post his youtube videos. We discuss and share good times. Null sees his videos, Jibba sees DoxPhile. Win-win.



I do enjoy both DoxPhile and CGQ though, all joking aside. So maybe I'll just post the videos in the chatroom.

[CGQuarterly]

I honestly thought this was good natured shit talking for lulz.

No you didn't.

I'm sorry if I offended you.

The fact that I chose to full explain myself does not mean that I was offended.

Tooch, I appreciate the thought but I'm going to stay on my side of the fence.

[HailingTheThings]

I have overestimated you.

think back long and hard. You're the one that started insulting me. It started the day i signed up here, and randomly resumed like a year later. I thought that you could take it as well as you dish it, and believe it or not, not everyone takes things so personally. I honestly thought this was good natured shit talking for lulz.

We have one thing in common, and that is that we have not actually spent much time scoping out what the other has done. I haven't even seen your youtube show, though I always intended to check it out. I've actually heard good things about it. So there you go. I'm sorry if I offended you.

frankly, I don't care if DoxPhile becomes popular or not. It has a small target audience, and it amuses me to spam it because I know I'll never have time to finish it properly but want to make sure people know there is a nifty way to browse the giant database of info and scans i've cobbled together. It is a labor of love, and has proven itself to be a nice escape for a select few from the barrage of shitposting from humorless assholes.

No such thing. All assholes smell extremely funny.

[Psycho Punch]

Hey what's going on in h...

[NecroPhile]

You two assclowns need to get a room and hug it out (reacharounds optional).

[BrosephPCE]

I definitely want to hug it out with Nulltard-senpai. He's so cute~ :3

[poponon]

I definitely want to hug it out with Nulltard-senpai. He's so cute~ :3

[synbiosfan]

You two assclowns need to get a room and hug it out (reacharounds optional).

Based on the thread's lack of activity, kudos for calling it NecroPhile

[HailingTheThings]