WTF? The Rock to star in Big Trouble in Little China remake

Started by Otaking, 06/02/2015, 01:56 PM

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Otaking

The Rock is going to star as Jack Burton and also produce a remake of Big Trouble in Little China, WTF! sacrilege!
It's one of the best films of the eighties, a stone cold classic. I can't possibly understand why they would think The Rock would match this movie.
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/06/01/the-rock-to-star-in-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86jH2UQmvKY&t=812s
Quote from: some block off youtubeIn one episode, Dodongo c-walks out of a convenience store with a 40 at 7:40 AM, steals an arcade machine from an auction, haggles in Spanish for a stuffed papa smurf to use as a sex toy, and buys Secret of Mana for a dollar.

Opethian

lol so who is going to play Lo Pan? Tom Hanks? lol
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CGQuarterly

This is a horrible idea.  BTiLC was done perfectly the first time around.

SignOfZeta

I'm not the hugest fan or anything, but it seems like a terrible idea. The original was a very "aware" homage/sendup of so many things that don't even exist in cinema in 2015, meaning that this movie will either have to be a "frozen in time" thing like the Brady Bunch movie or a completely overhauled wild card like Jem is, in which case even using the name is pointless.


This just keeps happening over and over again...
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mitsuman

Quote from: CGQuarterly on 06/02/2015, 02:51 PMThis is a horrible idea.  BTiLC was done perfectly the first time around.
Agreed.
Some things should just be left alone.

NecroPhile

Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

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Otaking

Quote from: Opethian on 06/02/2015, 02:05 PMlol so who is going to play Lo Pan? Tom Hanks? lol
No he'll be played by another wrestler actor, Hulk Hogan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86jH2UQmvKY&t=812s
Quote from: some block off youtubeIn one episode, Dodongo c-walks out of a convenience store with a 40 at 7:40 AM, steals an arcade machine from an auction, haggles in Spanish for a stuffed papa smurf to use as a sex toy, and buys Secret of Mana for a dollar.

esteban

I don't even know why. Confused.

Brain hurts.

Next they will be remaking Buckaroo Banzai.
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TR0N

SOB must pay !!! Still id rather have a sequel or a movie set in the same universe then a remake.
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ToyMachine78

Ridiculously bad idea! I vote Mike Meyers for lo-pan