Gentlegamer, collectard hunter

Psycho Punch · 10/25/2015, 01:40 PM

I am Gentlegamer, Prince of PCEFX, Defender of the secrets of Castle Turbografx. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held my magic sword and said "By the power of Obey, I have the power!". Together we defend Castle Turbografx from the evil forces of Skellectard.

This is a homage to a pcefx member who has a impressive ratio of collectard rants : normal posts.

Gentlegamer · 10/25/2015, 02:22 PM

No, I'm Gentlegamer.

You're the gay Prince Adam version of me.

DildoKKKobold · 10/25/2015, 02:24 PM

Dude, its not just PCEFX. He's spewing his Collectard rage across the entirety of the internets. Protecting us all from people who acquire more video games than they can play.

http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthread.php?29300-I-just-scored-probably-the-best-SEGA-listing-this-year-off-eBay/page4

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?260770-Trailer-for-new-SNES-game-quot-Justice-Beaver-quot-has-launched/page3

http://atariage.com/forums/topic/235430-how-has-this-not-been-posted-yet-retro-vgs/page-142

http://forum.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?174172-N64-1-1-%28exterior%29-looking-bootlegs-are-now-a-thing

http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?StartRow=101&catid=5&threadid=148134

All this was from 10 seconds of googling "collectards" and "Gentlegamer."

HOLY FUCK DO YOU EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE? Six different forums, all with the same tired shtick. Someone is a collectard of forum accounts.

Psycho Punch · 10/25/2015, 02:32 PM

Quote from: Gentlegamer on 10/25/2015, 02:22 PMNo, I'm Gentlegamer.

You're the gay Prince Adam version of me.

All I'm saying is that you should relax a little bit.

VenomMacbeth · 10/25/2015, 02:35 PM

Gentle with games, rough with collectards. Riders gon riiiiide.

Gentlegamer · 10/25/2015, 02:36 PM

o.pwuaioc · 10/25/2015, 02:56 PM

When people buy games just to put on their shelves, the response by some is, "Who cares? It's their money. Leave them alone." When people make comments online, it's no longer laissez-faire, but "Dude! Chill out! You're way overboard! Stop!"

Hypocrites.

DildoKKKobold · 10/25/2015, 03:10 PM

Quote from: guest on 10/25/2015, 02:56 PMWhen people buy games just to put on their shelves, the response by some is, "Who cares? It's their money. Leave them alone." When people make comments online, it's no longer laissez-faire, but "Dude! Chill out! You're way overboard! Stop!"

Hypocrites.

Not really. In one instance, people are doing what they want with their own money, privately. In the other instance, someone is publicly making a statement. Private =/= Public.

jtucci31 · 10/25/2015, 03:50 PM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/25/2015, 02:24 PMDude, its not just PCEFX.

All this was from 10 seconds of googling "collectards" and "Gentlegamer."

Excellent digging

And we thought we were getting the brunt of it all!

collectards

PunkCryborg · 10/25/2015, 03:54 PM

Everyone in ~~this thread~~ forum is a collectard

xcrement5x · 10/25/2015, 09:50 PM

Quote from: PunkCryborg on 10/25/2015, 03:54 PMEveryone in ~~this thread~~ forum is a collectard

Quoted for truth. I think ALMOST everyone here is a collectard in some aspect, but there are definitely folks that take it up a notch. I will just go back to my LaserActive now with it's awesome library chock full of high quality games.

NightWolve · 10/25/2015, 11:51 PM

Quote from: VenomMacbeth on 10/25/2015, 02:35 PMGentle with games, rough with collectards. Riders gon riiiiide.

LMAO! Ah man, I must admit, you found a better way to use it than I have in my tries. ;)

o.pwuaioc · 10/26/2015, 01:36 AM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/25/2015, 03:10 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/25/2015, 02:56 PMWhen people buy games just to put on their shelves, the response by some is, "Who cares? It's their money. Leave them alone." When people make comments online, it's no longer laissez-faire, but "Dude! Chill out! You're way overboard! Stop!"

Hypocrites.
Not really. In one instance, people are doing what they want with their own money, privately. In the other instance, someone is publicly making a statement. Private =/= Public.

Hey numbnuts, except that they come to here and to other forums and publicly announce what they did. Public = Public. And when others criticize them for what they did, after they publicly announced it, you get your panties in a twist and hypocritically defend them, as you're doing now.

Bravo. And you wonder why you're always labeled the resident troll.

EvilEvoIX · 10/26/2015, 02:13 AM

The blood runs free
The rain turns red
Give me the wine
You keep the bread

DildoKKKobold · 10/26/2015, 03:09 AM

Quote from: guest on 10/26/2015, 01:36 AM
Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/25/2015, 03:10 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/25/2015, 02:56 PMWhen people buy games just to put on their shelves, the response by some is, "Who cares? It's their money. Leave them alone." When people make comments online, it's no longer laissez-faire, but "Dude! Chill out! You're way overboard! Stop!"

Hypocrites.
Not really. In one instance, people are doing what they want with their own money, privately. In the other instance, someone is publicly making a statement. Private =/= Public.
Hey numbnuts, except that they come to here and to other forums and publicly announce what they did. Public = Public. And when others criticize them for what they did, after they publicly announced it, you get your panties in a twist and hypocritically defend them, as you're doing now.

Bravo. And you wonder why you're always labeled the resident troll.

#1, You are assuming that anyone labeled a collectard is posting.

Also, according to you, here is the flow.

1. Person #1 posts their collection or purchases.
2. Person #2 mocks them, insults them
3. Person #3 defends person #1.
4. Person #4 makes fun of Person #3.

So, #1 and #3 are not being negative towards someone. #2 and #4 are. Who is trolling who?

Also, why is buying games equivalent to being a dick to someone?

blueraven · 10/26/2015, 04:38 AM

Oh fuck, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks

geise · 10/26/2015, 12:14 PM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/26/2015, 03:09 AM#1, You are assuming that anyone labeled a collectard is posting.

Also, according to you, here is the flow.

1. Person #1 posts their collection or purchases.
2. Person #2 mocks them, insults them
3. Person #3 defends person #1.
4. Person #4 makes fun of Person #3.

So, #1 and #3 are not being negative towards someone. #2 and #4 are. Who is trolling who?

I guess you haven't seen this thread... https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?msg=432570

xcrement5x · 10/26/2015, 12:42 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 10/26/2015, 12:20 PMKisaku gets a pass because he is the Unicron of collectards. Nobody has the balls to go up against such a power.

Some may try...

Gentlegamer · 10/26/2015, 01:05 PM

We need the OBEY Matrix of Leadership.

blueraven · 10/26/2015, 02:32 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 10/26/2015, 12:20 PMKisaku gets a pass because he is the Unicron of collectards. Nobody has the balls to go up against such a power.

I'll admit, I'm impressed. He's got plumbs of steel, and manages to deflect criticism off of them somehow... Must be dat magic horn.

geise · 10/26/2015, 02:39 PM

I am going to be honest. I have been surprised at how people have embraced kisaku (king of collectors) even helping him in his quest to take everything nec and put it in his black hole of a house. Kinda made me laugh, yet get disgusted at the same time. He came across early on as very childish and all "ohh you have i want gimme i pay everything!" I got pissed, but kept my mouth shut and let it go.

blueraven · 10/26/2015, 02:51 PM

Quote from: geise on 10/26/2015, 02:39 PMI am going to be honest. I have been surprised at how people have embraced kisaku (king of collectors) even helping him in his quest to take everything nec and put it in his black hole of a house. Kinda made me laugh, yet get disgusted at the same time. He came across early on as very childish and all "ohh you have i want gimme i pay everything!" I got pissed, but kept my mouth shut and let it go.

This statement is pure gold.

Quote from: Nulltard on 10/26/2015, 02:42 PMI'm super jelly of Kisaku. I always look at his photos every time I start thinking my collection is too big.

I think most everyone is. But again, with all of the photos he keeps posting all you an really do is stare in awe. When he posted the first-ever photo of a PAD-001 Box that had "never been seen before on the internet!" my head almost exploded.

bob · 10/26/2015, 03:22 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 10/26/2015, 02:42 PMI'm super jelly of Kisaku. I always look at his photos every time I start thinking my collection is too big.

the guy would buy NEC toilet paper if he ever saw it. would wipe is ass with some and save it, just so he has "both versions".

NecroPhile · 10/26/2015, 03:25 PM

It's not just NEC. That dude has piles of stuff for pretty much every system.

NightWolve · 10/26/2015, 04:28 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 10/26/2015, 12:20 PMKisaku gets a pass because he is the Unicron of collectards. Nobody has the balls to go up against such a power.

Heh, good point. He also wants to make sure he collects everything Tobias makes.

HailingTheThings · 10/26/2015, 05:12 PM

I want Kisaku's PC Genjin plushie(s), that is all.

:3

LostFlunky · 10/26/2015, 07:47 PM

Some of you guys are being to finite with your definition of collectard. You have to realize that there is a broad spectrum of collectardization.

DildoKKKobold · 10/26/2015, 10:06 PM

We need to bring this topic back around to its main focus, GentleGamer, who spends tireless and thankless hours, to make sure that every post on every gaming forum remotely regarding collecting has his patented, useless snark in it. He never leaves the house, and spends all his time rotating through PCEFX, Assemblergames, NintendoAge, SegaAges, FurryVideoGaming, DigitalPress, NeoGeo, back to FurryVideoGaming with his trusty bottle of lotion, and Racketboy, making sure we all know about the EVILS of collecting. His endless creativity includes calling people collectards, calling other people collectards, and referencing how some users are collectards. He may be the hero of gametards we deserve, but not the one anyone wants to deal with, ever.

Truly, an hero.

PukeSter · 10/26/2015, 10:12 PM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/26/2015, 10:06 PMTruly, an hero.

Your grammar sucks DickfaceTAS

You're such a collecta...I mean retard.

I forgot the C word was disrespectful to minorities. Pardon my language.

NightWolve · 10/26/2015, 10:17 PM

I kinda like GentleGamer, seems like an OK bloke to me, so I can't join in this roasting. However, I will say, I'm weirdly impressed (or taken aback) that he has so many gamer forum accounts that apparently are all simultaneously active... I pretty much made PCEFX my home, and do occasionally get activity in on the Facebook PCE forums and elsewhere, but not too much else. Not simultaneously anyway. I kinda did that on purpose, left chatrooms and other forums years ago, so my time would be less sucked away by online distractions. If all of those accounts really are simultaneously active, I dunno how one can manage that...

DildoKKKobold · 10/26/2015, 10:18 PM

Quote from: PukeSter on 10/26/2015, 10:12 PM
Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/26/2015, 10:06 PMTruly, an hero.
Your grammar sucks DickfaceTAS

You're such a collecta...I mean retard.

I forgot the C word was disrespectful to minorities. Pardon my language.

The real offense is that only our lord and savior, Gentlegamer, may bestow the title of collectard on any of the masses. Luckily for us, he does it en masse, rewarding us all with his graces. Praise be to GentleGamer, savior of the collectarded.

Psycho Punch · 10/26/2015, 10:20 PM

I prefer to use the term NintendoAger so I don't offend the mentally disabled.

blueraven · 10/26/2015, 10:31 PM

How can you have an account on every gaming forum and NOT be a collectard?

...the game is afoot

o.pwuaioc · 10/26/2015, 11:41 PM

Quote from: blueraven on 10/26/2015, 10:31 PMHow can you have an account on every gaming forum and NOT be a collectard?

...the game is afoot

Because you like to play games and talk about them?

Gentlegamer · 10/26/2015, 11:58 PM

Check my signature for a clue to why I'm a member of several forums.

You didn't even find the really incriminating forum where I have about 20,000 posts...

NecroPhile · 10/27/2015, 12:26 PM

Anyone that gets so far under DumbfuckKobold's skin is okay in my book.

NightWolve · 10/27/2015, 01:36 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 12:26 PMAnyone that gets so far under DumbfuckKobold's skin is okay in my book.

Heh and notice he resorted to unprovoked "evil" Google searches on his forum background in an effort to embarrass him, something he railed against in the past when it was done to him...

When I did that a bit after Professor, and found a few posts related to what a fabulous admin he was at his homebase (tasvideos.org), he would later barrage me with charges of creepy creepy creepster. He stole my insult of course because I had previously commented that his photoshoot of chopped-up body parts, suicide glorification, playing with all those knives, etc. was creepy. ;)

DildoKKKobold · 10/27/2015, 01:58 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 12:26 PMAnyone that gets so far under DumbfuckKobold's skin is okay in my book.

Quit playing the victim card, brah.

Quote from: NightWolve on 10/27/2015, 01:36 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 12:26 PMAnyone that gets so far under DumbfuckKobold's skin is okay in my book.
Heh and notice he resorted to unprovoked "evil" Google searches on his forum background in an effort to embarrass him, something he railed against in the past when it was done to him...

When I did that a bit after Professor, and found a few posts related to what a fabulous admin he was at his homebase (tasvideos.org), he would later barrage me with charges of creepy creepy creepster. He stole my insult of course because I had previously commented that his photoshoot of chopped-up body parts, suicide glorification, playing with all those knives, etc. was creepy. ;)

Holy revisionist history Batman! I'm fairly certain I called you creeper first. A quick search of the forums confirms this. Also, I thought we'd kissed and made up, love.

Gentlegamer · 10/27/2015, 02:00 PM

Quote from: NightWolve on 10/27/2015, 01:36 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 12:26 PMAnyone that gets so far under DumbfuckKobold's skin is okay in my book.
Heh and notice he resorted to unprovoked "evil" Google searches on his forum background in an effort to embarrass him, something he railed against in the past when it was done to him...

When I did that a bit after Professor, and found a few posts related to what a fabulous admin he was at his homebase (tasvideos.org), he would later barrage me with charges of creepy creepy creepster. He stole my insult of course because I had previously commented that his photoshoot of chopped-up body parts, suicide glorification, playing with all those knives, etc. was creepy. ;)

I just browsed some of the links and pics.

/39a.gif

NightWolve · 10/27/2015, 02:10 PM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/27/2015, 01:58 PMHoly revisionist history Batman! I'm fairly certain I called you creeper first. A quick search of the forums confirms this. Also, I thought we'd kissed and made up, love.

https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?action=printpage;topic=17186.0

As far as I can tell, the first CTRL+F "Find" of creepy begins with me:

"What you REALLY love is yourself, as evidenced by the narcissism found in that, at times, creepy photoshoot of yours."

And the next use of creepy is with you:

"Calling it a background check doesn't make it any less creepy."

So yes, I do feel you stole my natural reaction to your photoshoot and attempted to turn it around and make my one Google search creepier which is what you just did on GentleGamer here... Just sayin', love. ;)

Do you figure GentleGamer is perhaps creeped out a bit at your sudden forum background search on him ??

BigusSchmuck · 10/27/2015, 02:42 PM

Quote from: NightWolve on 10/27/2015, 02:10 PM
Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/27/2015, 01:58 PMHoly revisionist history Batman! I'm fairly certain I called you creeper first. A quick search of the forums confirms this. Also, I thought we'd kissed and made up, love.
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?action=printpage;topic=17186.0

As far as I can tell, the first CTRL+F "Find" of creepy begins with me:

"What you REALLY love is yourself, as evidenced by the narcissism found in that, at times, creepy photoshoot of yours."

And the next use of creepy is with you:

"Calling it a background check doesn't make it any less creepy."

So yes, I do feel you stole my natural reaction to your photoshoot and attempted to turn it around and make my one Google search creepier which is what you just did on GentleGamer here... Just sayin', love. ;)

Do you figure GentleGamer is perhaps creeped out a bit at your sudden forum background search on him ??

I would be considering he still has a hard on for me for something that was resolved months ago.

NecroPhile · 10/27/2015, 03:06 PM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/27/2015, 01:58 PMQuit playing the victim card, brah.

Intelligent banter fail. Please try again.

Sparky · 10/27/2015, 03:32 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 12:26 PMAnyone that gets so far under DumbfuckKobold's skin is okay in my book.

agreed, and he is creepy to boot.

NightWolve · 10/27/2015, 03:56 PM

DarkKkobold.

DildoKKKobold · 10/27/2015, 04:58 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 03:06 PM
Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/27/2015, 01:58 PMQuit playing the victim card, brah.
Intelligent banter fail. Please try again.

Quit playing the victim card, brah.

Quote from: BigusSchmuck on 10/27/2015, 02:42 PMI would be considering he still has a hard on for me for something that was resolved months ago.

"Resolved?" There was nothing to resolve. You are a scammer. There is no "resolution" to that. My experience with you is that you are just a garbage human being. PRGE just confirmed that for me. Looks like my experience was echoed by others at PRGE. As NecroPhile would say, a tiger and its stripes...

BigusSchmuck · 10/27/2015, 05:44 PM

Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/27/2015, 04:58 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 03:06 PM
Quote from: DildoKKKobold on 10/27/2015, 01:58 PMQuit playing the victim card, brah.
Intelligent banter fail. Please try again.
Quit playing the victim card, brah.

Quote from: BigusSchmuck on 10/27/2015, 02:42 PMI would be considering he still has a hard on for me for something that was resolved months ago.
"Resolved?" There was nothing to resolve. You are a scammer. There is no "resolution" to that. My experience with you is that you are just a garbage human being. PRGE just confirmed that for me. Looks like my experience was echoed by others at PRGE. As NecroPhile would say, a tiger and its stripes...

So says the guy who shits on youtube videos. Have fun with your pointless crusade.

NightWolve · 10/27/2015, 05:47 PM

Woah, shots fired! "Just a garbage human being ?" Is DarkKo that angry or just going with the Fighting Street flow ??

NecroPhile · 10/27/2015, 05:48 PM

DipshitKobold is like an abused wife: he won't leave because deep down he knows he deserves everything he gets and that he can't do better anywhere else.

BigusSchmuck · 10/27/2015, 05:53 PM

DildoKKKobold · 10/27/2015, 06:04 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/27/2015, 05:48 PMDipshitKobold is like an abused wife: he won't leave because deep down he knows he deserves everything he gets and that he can't do better anywhere else.

Quit playing the victim card, brah.

Quote from: NightWolve on 10/27/2015, 05:47 PMWoah, shots fired! "Just a garbage human being ?" Is DarkKo that angry or just going with the Fighting Street flow ??

I wouldn't call that anger. Its just calling it like it is. Syphic actually gave me the fake Dungeon Explorer II case at PRGE. It was a shitty inkjet print. Like, seriously, no one with a half-functioning brain would have remotely considered it real. Bigus just hoped to get away with a scam. He lied his way through that thread I called him out on, and no one gives two shits.

I hope Bigus ignores me. He's a socially-awkward piece of trash.