What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?

Hobo Xiphas · 11/13/2007, 09:38 PM

This has been a very hot topic in #lazerdorks and I would like to get everyones' opinion here.

I would go for the Odyssey 2 as it has a nice handle for easy insertion.

Keranu · 11/13/2007, 09:51 PM

As Ernie already knows, I vote DS since they're the smallest I can think of. However those little DS carts have sharp edges, which could be painful on the anus. Neo Geo would possibly be the worst, but a Game Genie + Sonic & Knuckles + EA cartrdige would prove to be rough as well.

Tatsujin · 11/13/2007, 10:35 PM

HuCard and BeeCard all the way. but also i like the jap. MD cart! the jap/euro SFC cart is cool as well!!

Joe Redifer · 11/13/2007, 10:41 PM

You forgot these painful looking "Mega Drive" cartridges:

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CrackTiger · 11/13/2007, 11:32 PM

The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count?

Hobo Xiphas · 11/14/2007, 12:29 AM

No

Kitsunexus · 11/14/2007, 02:46 AM

This thread sucks. Thanks for mentioning the GameKing though, that thing RULES!

WoodyXP · 11/14/2007, 03:37 AM

game.com

Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.

guyjin · 11/14/2007, 09:24 AM

Quote from: WoodyXP on 11/14/2007, 03:37 AMgame.com

Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.

I loled.

i am also in the 'smaller = better' camp, which would include the DS, WS and game.com.

bust3dstr8 · 11/14/2007, 09:50 AM

Quote from: guest on 11/13/2007, 11:32 PMThe bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count?

Quote from: Ernie Banks' Retirement Pants on 11/14/2007, 12:29 AMNo

This should help fill the "void"

NecroPhile · 11/14/2007, 10:45 AM

I pick whichever is the largest..... er, wait I mean smallest (damn subconscious).

How 'bout the N64's cartridges? I'm fairly certain that 92% of its library came from somebody's ass, so they should feel right at home in mine.

nat · 11/14/2007, 11:03 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 11/14/2007, 02:46 AMThis thread sucks.

Agreed. In protest, I'm not going to vote.

My ass is exit-only, thank you!

Paisa49 · 11/14/2007, 11:20 AM

Being sodomized by a game cartridge does not sound the least bit appealing to me. I think I just threw-up in my mouth.

NecroPhile · 11/14/2007, 11:21 AM

Quote from: nat on 11/14/2007, 11:03 AMMy ass is exit-only, thank you!

Except when it comes time for the prostate exam, but why can I always feel a hand on both of my shoulders?

MurderDate · 11/14/2007, 01:18 PM

for me it's either SNES or Genesis.

nat · 11/14/2007, 01:36 PM

You people are all seriously fucked up in the head.

Kitsunexus · 11/14/2007, 03:35 PM

Quote from: nat on 11/14/2007, 01:36 PMYou people are all seriously fucked up in the head.

And apparently in the butt.

I feel violated. ._.

CrackTiger · 11/14/2007, 07:36 PM

Seriously, if you really wanted to get a cart right up there, with as little discomfort as possible, I'd say that GBA carts would work best. DS cards are to square and thin and would end up getting pushed face first. A GBA cart is nice and thin and long and should shove up easily on its narrow side.

Keranu · 11/14/2007, 11:16 PM

Quote from: guest on 11/14/2007, 07:36 PMSeriously, if you really wanted to get a cart right up there, with as little discomfort as possible, I'd say that GBA carts would work best. DS cards are to square and thin and would end up getting pushed face first. A GBA cart is nice and thin and long and should shove up easily on its narrow side.

Yeah like I mentioned, the DS carts could be a little dangerous on the anal walls becuase of it's sharp nature (same with those sharp Mega Drive carts!). However I think with proper lubrication, it would be the easiest.

Kitsunexus · 11/15/2007, 04:40 AM

While I really want to stay as FAR AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC AS POSSIBLE, I need to mention that you forgot the Fairchld Channel F.

NecroPhile · 11/15/2007, 10:14 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 11/15/2007, 04:40 AMWhile I really want to stay as FAR AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC AS POSSIBLE, I need to mention that you forgot the Fairchld Channel F.

So three posts (and counting) is as far away as possible, eh? Methinks thou doth protest too much.

I want to change my vote, 'cause you forgot the Super A'can! Put the 'can in your can, get it? Yeah, I slay me.

kid_rondeau · 11/15/2007, 11:52 AM

Well, I wouldn't vote for Atari 2600 carts...particularly "Astroblast"...that game is all pointy and sharp!!

Feel free to add any jokes about "Ass Blast" or "Astroglide" as you see fit.

SuperDeadite · 11/15/2007, 12:33 PM

Neo Geo. If you're gonna do it, might as well go all out. Might require a sledge hammer to get completely in though.

Keranu · 11/15/2007, 05:08 PM

Quote from: SuperDeadite on 11/15/2007, 12:33 PMNeo Geo. If you're gonna do it, might as well go all out. Might require a sledge hammer to get completely in though.

I like your courage. I never would've suspected it from your avatar, but you got balls.

Seldane · 11/15/2007, 09:22 PM

N-Gage.

NOT MY HAND

nat · 11/15/2007, 09:33 PM

Is there something offensive about that hand, or something?

Joe Redifer · 11/15/2007, 09:42 PM

He probably doesn't want anyone thinking that he was touching an N-Gage game.

Tatsujin · 11/15/2007, 10:31 PM

haha..N-Qaqe. i just won't remember!

Turbo D · 11/15/2007, 11:59 PM

have you played that version of monkey ball, Joe?

Joe Redifer · 11/16/2007, 01:18 AM

I've never even seen an N-Gage in real life.

MotoRoaderMike · 11/16/2007, 01:50 AM

....
What the hell?

Seldane · 11/16/2007, 06:51 PM

Quote from: nat on 11/15/2007, 09:33 PMIs there something offensive about that hand, or something?

Huh?

nat · 11/16/2007, 08:13 PM

You were so quick to make sure people didn't think it was your hand or anything. It seemed to me there must be something offensive about it for you to be so quick to notify everyone.

Seldane · 11/16/2007, 08:46 PM

I can't see anything offensive about it. It's just not my hand. My hand looks like this:

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NecroPhile · 11/17/2007, 01:12 AM

Such pretty nail polish.....

guyjin · 11/21/2007, 12:18 PM

...after quite a bit of prodding (

) I got my brother and his boyfriend to answer the question.

As you might guess, they are my local experts in things up the butt.

their answer amounts to 'cartridges are not very well shaped for stimulation. so if we had to pick one, it would be very small, like the DS.'

Turbo D · 11/21/2007, 03:37 PM

you didn't show them that goatse picture? You could fit an AES cart up that ass, roflmao

NecroPhile · 11/21/2007, 03:43 PM

Did someone say goatse? Have a cookie!

Turbo D · 11/21/2007, 03:45 PM

RofLmaO, its the goatse cookie!!!1

Hobo Xiphas · 11/24/2007, 03:28 AM

Quote from: guyjin on 11/21/2007, 12:18 PM...after quite a bit of prodding ( ) I got my brother and his boyfriend to answer the question.

As you might guess, they are my local experts in things up the butt.

their answer amounts to 'cartridges are not very well shaped for stimulation. so if we had to pick one, it would be very small, like the DS.'

This is my favorite post on this board ever.

Thanks for going the extra mile and actually getting research!

guyjin · 11/24/2007, 11:05 AM

Quote from: Ernie Banks' Retirement Pants on 11/24/2007, 03:28 AMThis is my favorite post on this board ever.

Thanks for going the extra mile and actually getting research!

Nice to know someone appreciates my hard work; my brother and his boyfriend just thought it was annoying.

MissaFX · 11/30/2007, 07:34 PM

I voted the 32X, some of those games like Doom get as hot as coffee.
I've heard the phrase "hot coffee enema" before, and I have to assume that getting one of those might leave you with the same feeling that every person had who purchased a 32X. I had a friend who actually purchased a 32X and did it for 32X CD games...of which I think there were like, 2? The fireman game is the only one I remember.

Turbo D · 11/30/2007, 07:55 PM

that fireman game was a pain in the butt! you have to do a disk swap to play the 32x version, it took very long.

Kitsunexus · 02/15/2008, 01:55 AM

Quote from: turbo D on 11/30/2007, 07:55 PMthat fireman game was a pain in the butt!

I cannot let such delicious irony go to waste.

Turbo D · 02/15/2008, 08:25 PM

guyjin · 02/15/2008, 08:52 PM

farenheit is indeed suck. you can't even play the 32x version if you have a frontloading Sega CD.

Then again, that's probably a good thing, since the plain old Sega CD is made of suck.

Turbo D · 02/15/2008, 08:58 PM

The model 1 is the best! You can't beat Hook without it. I know; when I was in the last level on my model 2 it locked up

Joe Redifer · 02/15/2008, 09:25 PM

32X Fahrenheit plays fine on my Model 1 Sega CD. Model 1 Sega CD rules.

Hobo Xiphas · 02/16/2008, 02:27 AM

Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.

Although I'll let you make a case that the revised US Saturn is better than the original.

Keranu · 02/16/2008, 02:33 AM

Quote from: Crystal Xiphas on 02/16/2008, 02:27 AMModel 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.

Although I'll let you make a case that the revised US Saturn is better than the original.

I tend to think model 1 from every company is better.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but weren't the original Dreamcast models also better than the later ones? I seem to recall the original models being easier to play back ups on.