in a perfect world...

[bob]

what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?

right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.

[ToyMachine78]

what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?

right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

[bob]

what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?

right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

it doesnt have to be about airports, just any dumb idea that would make your daily life better.

[ToyMachine78]

I have a few. The world would be better if:

- Women were logical
- my kids could stay in the 3-5 yr old range. There so cute then
-my company would let our department tele commute. There is no reason we need to be in a physical office to perform our jobs.
-people would enjoy and celebrate their religions, and stop judging others by it and trying to covert people.
-government was transparent
-government were good stewards of tax money
-government actually followed the constitution.
-cops would actually fight serious crime and stop harassing people over stupid shit.

There's a lot more, but I'm tired of typing.

[wildfruit]

If star trek was real

[NecroPhile]

No gaming systems other than OBEY.  OBEYtopia!

[synbiosfan]

There'd be cures for chronic health conditions and deadly diseases.

At least make the treatments affordable.

[jtucci31]

In a perfect world getting a college education would be reasonably priced. And the textbooks would not cost hundreds of dollars each semester. 

Or maybe the need for college would not even exist in a perfect world.

[wildfruit]

Free at delivery healthcare.
O wait I have that already.

[NecroPhile]

Wet dreams every night.

[synbiosfan]

Wet dreams every night.

It's already a perfect world then!

[roflmao]

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Beside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains"

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
There's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around 'em
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
The jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again
As soon as you are in
There ain't no short-handled shovels
No axes, saws or picks
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

[johnnymad]

Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end.

[PunkCryborg]

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

Some people kinda like that

[OldRover]

How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.

Some people kinda like that

That'd be more action than I've gotten in fifteen months.

[HailingTheThings]

If NecroPhile was granted Mod status...

oh and if the disgusting billionaires started giving a shit ton back on their taxes. No one, fucking no one needs as much money as some assholes in the world have. Unless and only unless they're truly planning to resurrect the lost city of Atlantis. That or bring back Cthulhu. Hahahaha. Ahhhh... fuck everything.

[Prosolis]

..Sega would not have released the 32X.
..Hudson Soft would still be around and extremely profitable/prolific .. (also, Super Bomberman 5 released in the States).
..NEC PC-FX would have been based on a much more modern platform.
..Gunpei Yokoi would still be alive (a few extras: No Virtual Boy release, no stupid 3D screen on the 3DS)!
..EA published software for the Dreamcast.
..all PC-Engines have multi-AV ports with native RGB output.

[ParanoiaDragon]

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Beside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains"

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
There's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around 'em
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
The jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again
As soon as you are in
There ain't no short-handled shovels
No axes, saws or picks
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

One bright day in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back, they faced eachother,
Drew there swords & shot eachother,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
He came & shot those 2 dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too!

[NecroPhile]

Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end.

Because one girl has a strap-on?

[johnnymad]

Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end.

Because one girl has a strap-on?

Both.

[esteban]

A: The powerful (politically, economically,socially) would pay for their crimes.

This includes a wide range of folks,
from Despots
to Republicans
to Democrats
to CEO's
to corporate executives
to police chiefs
to E!
to Bravo
to History Channel
to Mr. Hilter
to Kraft
to Subway
to Applebee's
to Dominoes
to Big Pharma
to Big Daddy
to amerikkka
to flan-haters (you hateful bastards!)
to profiteers
to et cetera, et cetera




ALSO: In a perfect world, flan would be available in vending machines.

[esteban]

Goverrats!

[wildfruit]

Fruit flan?

[Ayce]

If people would stop complaining about others who have made good financial decisions in life.

[MrFlutterPie]

A world without mental illness.

[esteban]

A world without mental illness.

But then 99% of us here would cease to exist.

[jlued686]

A world without religion.

Oh, wait...already covered...

A world without mental illness.

(Too offensive? Fighting street post? Oops...)

[MrFlutterPie]

A world without mental illness.

But then 99% of us here would cease to exist.

Alternative proposal: Everybody would still be here...everybody...

[HailingTheThings]

A world without religion.

Oh, wait...already covered...

If only. Probably better to find one of the good ones and just be the best you you can be.

[Tatsujin]

No gaming systems other than OBEY.  OBEYtopia!

yeah, every household should have at least one obey-machine for the sake of a much better world.

[Ayce]

With a full library of both US and JP games.

[Medic_wheat]

With a full library of both US and JP games.

with very JP/Import game having a built in english option....

[bob]

With a full library of both US and JP games.

with very JP/Import game having a built in english option....

ahhh...good one.

[tggodfrey]

1.  I wish parents would be required to take an IQ test before being allowed to reproduce.
2.  Euthanasia of stupid kids and people need to be legal.

[HailingTheThings]

1.  I wish parents would be required to take an IQ test before being allowed to reproduce.
2.  Euthanasia of stupid kids and people need to be legal.

Funny guy.

[Medic_wheat]

1.  I wish parents would be required to take an IQ test before being allowed to reproduce.
2.  Euthanasia of stupid kids and people need to be legal.

I want to say population limits on families who are generaltonaly on govt support. 


But ill wait for when China takes over when we cant pay our debt.

[NecroPhile]

China owns only 8% of US debt.  Roughly 2/3 of the debt is owned by the goverats (federal, state, and local) and private US investors, so if we default, we'll mostly be defaulting on ourselves.

[bob]

I love that goverrats is getting sewn into the fabric of this place. Dont say i never contributed anything!

[Medic_wheat]

China owns only 8% of US debt.  Roughly 2/3 of the debt is owned by the goverats (federal, state, and local) and private US investors, so if we default, we'll mostly be defaulting on ourselves.
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ThTs just what the goverats want us to think

[ToyMachine78]

Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.

[Medic_wheat]

Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.

How did Obey start?

[ToyMachine78]

Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.

How did Obey start?

There's a thread around here one of the vets can post.

[bartre]

My life would be better if all customer service reps could say what was on their mind.
"how much are your 2 for 99 swishers?"
"are you fucking serious?"

ahhhh, i'm just waiting to get a new job.....

[esteban]

Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.

How did Obey start?

Before the shirt/hat-fashion-bullshit-crap-fucktards appropriated OBEY for profit, WE OBEYED.

[bartre]

Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.

How did Obey start?

Before the shirt/hat-fashion-bullshit-crap-fucktards appropriated OBEY for profit, WE OBEYED.

I always get excited when i see that shit, then i remember that most of those people are fuckwits.


...i should get one of those hats.