Who gets Ebola first.

[Psycho Nulltard]

I'm going to put money on Runyon. I hear he gives lots of hugs, and he is in Texasville.

[esteban]

Teddy Ruxpin.

[Medic_wheat]

Mr. Ed

[xcrement5x]

At least the crippling drought spreading through the US helps decrease the chance of transmission since ebola dies fast in an arid environment.  So, move to Utah or Arizona.

[Psycho Punch]

I think that if it escapes from africa, to avoid getting the ebola you have to be aware that the initial group of people who might get infected and eventually make it spread through the population is most likely to do so by unprotected contact with the diseased, unaware of it's dangers... until it gets media's attention, when it will be too late for that initial group and relatives.
Of course with unprotected contact I mean lots of sex and exchange of fluids, and by group of people I mean Nulltard's mom.
So don't do patient zero. You heard it here first.

[Medic_wheat]

I think that if it escapes from africa, to avoid getting the ebola you have to be aware that the initial group of people who might get infected and eventually make it spread through the population is most likely to do so by unprotected contact with the diseased, unaware of it's dangers... until it gets media's attention, when it will be too late for that initial group and relatives.
Of course with unprotected contact I mean lots of sex and exchange of fluids, and by group of people I mean Nulltard's mom.
So don't do patient zero. You heard it here first.

If?

CDC already confirmed first US case.

[Arkhan Asylum]

J E L L OOOOOO

[xcrement5x]

An interesting fact for you:
Once someone recovers from Ebola, they can no longer spread the virus. However, Ebola virus has been found in semen for up to 3 months. People who recover from Ebola are advised to abstain from sex or use condoms for 3 months.
http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/transmission/index.html

So don't go on a banging spree if you recover, or be careful who your banging 

[cr8zykuban0]

I honestly hope no more cases of ebola will happen but who knows. That shit is crazy

it such a big deal in western Africa, they even made a song about it, pretty catchy

[Medic_wheat]

An interesting fact for you:
Once someone recovers from Ebola, they can no longer spread the virus. However, Ebola virus has been found in semen for up to 3 months. People who recover from Ebola are advised to abstain from sex or use condoms for 3 months.
http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/transmission/index.html

So don't go on a banging spree if you recover, or be careful who your banging 

Everyone.  Put the dick down.  For at lest 3 months.

[cr8zykuban0]

I honestly hope no more cases of ebola will happen but who knows. That shit is crazy

it such a big deal in western Africa, they even made a song about it, pretty catchy

I've been jamming to that tune all month.   NO HUGGING! IT'S DANGEROUS!

haha, just comes to show that the Liberians aren't afraid of ebola and they don't really take the disease as a serious threat from what I've seen on some documentaries I've watched. 

But the song is catchy lol

[johnnymad]

Doesn't it make you poop your guts out?

[cr8zykuban0]

Doesn't it make you poop your guts out?

I heard something like that. god, that feeling alone must be horrible.  all I know that it can do some really fucked up things to your body. it has killed around 3,000 in west africa (sierra leone, liberia, guinea and nigeria to name a few)

[TR0N]

 
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-ebola-texas-20141001-story.html#page=1

Yeah it's old news now i guess you could say the cdc just derp,derp.

[technozombie]

I was going to go to Dallas next week too................

[o.pwuaioc]

I don't see a pic here.

Speaking of ebola, every cough now on the subway makes me a tad bit nervous.

[jtucci31]

I don't see a pic here.

Speaking of ebola, every cough now on the subway makes me a tad bit nervous.

As you should be. You probably already have ebola.

[Medic_wheat]

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a creepy verson of semen?

[o.pwuaioc]

Oh, Apollo shootafar, light-bringer, heal me from this ebola affliction, and in return I give you one HailingtheSomethingorAnother."

[jtucci31]

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a creepy verson of semen?

I thought that's just what ebola was, creepy semen.

[Psycho Punch]

I laughed even harder when I noticed the logo in the corner of the image, Nulltard only edited the 'DarkKobold' part ...

[HailingTheThings]

Oh, Apollo shootafar, light-bringer, heal me from this ebola affliction, and in return I give you one HailingtheSomethingorAnother."

Yeah, hi, it's "Things," thank you very much and one of those things just happens to be a big, scary Dark Lord who will abort you if push comes to shove...hehehe