Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen

[Bernie]

I have one TG-16 controller, that I bought new, and used a handful of times.  It's basically still new really.  If ya want in this raffle, you MUST tell me to go fuck myself, and be sincere about it too you bitches.  I can tell if you are only doing it to get in the raffle....     I will give it till end of this weekend, so one can have it by Christmas.  Now, lets get it on!   

[Opethian]

Bernie can go fuck himself because I have no use for the TG controller but kudos on the roffel

[ToyMachine78]

Who gives away a working TG controller? Take your new Sega bullshit and go fuck yourself!

[mitsuman]

I don't even know you, so I can EASILY say Bernie, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[esteban]

I can't actually bring myself to say this to Bernie. Not even in jest.

I love you, Bernie.

Sniper, however...he can go fuck himself.

[Gentlegamer]

Since clearly you are a Genesis fanboy now, you can go FEKA yourself!

[Nexus7]

I don't know you but you can fuck yourself, preferably with that controller, but please clean it before you ship it out.

[slinkyturd]

You can go fuck yourself...with Nulltard's joystick.

Don't enter me. That's how serious I am.

[jtucci31]

You can go fuck yourself...with Nulltard's joystick.

Don't enter me. That's how serious I am.

I was going to make a similar joke telling him to go fuck himself but without entering me in the raffle, didn't want to seem too mean spirited. But i should have realized that's probably what the sadistic bastard wanted 

[cr8zykuban0]

i dont want to say go fuck yourself cuz that ain't what the crazy cubano is about

i would like to enter the raffle please and thank you

[slinkyturd]

You can go fuck yourself...with Nulltard's joystick.

Don't enter me. That's how serious I am.

I was going to make a similar joke telling him to go fuck himself but without entering me in the raffle, didn't want to seem too mean spirited. But i should have realized that's probably what the sadistic bastard wanted 

He's lucky we're masochistic enough to comply

i dont want to say go fuck yourself cuz that ain't what the crazy cubano is about

i would like to enter the raffle please and thank you

Looks like the crazy cubano isn't about entering this raffle...

[cr8zykuban0]

here goes

ggg....gggooo..oooo ffffuuu...fuuuckkk......yyyoouu...damn it, i cant do it!

[EvilEvoIX]

This new Sega fan boy can go fuck himself with a fistful of lard.

[Medic_wheat]

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[o.pwuaioc]

This is some feking bullshit. Get the feka out of here.

[seieienbu]

Bernie can go fuck himself because Goldman don't give much experience.  I don't care if they DO give over 100 pieces of gold.

[Pinwizkid]

.einreB flesruoy kcuf oG

[reno5]

Va te faire foutre

[420GOAT]

Bernie, go fuck yo'self....but do it nicely please.

[clackattack]

You should go fuck yourself with a big ol' Christmas wreath, that way it will be in the spirit of the holidays! Then extinguish the burn with a nice cup of nutmeg Happy holidays folks, and what a wonderful chirstmas raffle you hve here good sir!

[Bernie]

Bernie can go fuck himself because Goldman don't give much experience.  I don't care if they DO give over 100 pieces of gold.

You my dear sir get two entries for that!!!  Oh, and kiss my ass.....

[Brraap]

行くあなたは性交自分自身をファック

[Gentlegamer]

Can kanji even express such a sentiment? One would think Japanese is too honorable and polite for such a thing.

[Ayce]

I guess I'm out of this raffle.

[esteban]

I guess I'm out of this raffle.

Why? Go fuck yourself.

And Christopher Walken, for agreeing to star in Peter Pan Live, can go fuck himself.

And Bernie, for watching Peter Pan Live in its entirety, can go fuck himself, too.

[SuperGrafx]

Kindly fuck off and enter me in this raffle.

Thank you so much!   O:)

[LostFlunky]

Jolly well go fist one's self, Bernie! Heavens above! How smashing!

Oh, there is a raffle? One should not be putting my name in the raffle! Toodles!

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Every time I look at a hair dryer, I think about that fucking Bernie guy....


Love you man,

[Medic_wheat]

Every time I look at a hair dryer, I think about that fucking Bernie guy....


Love you man,

You know they make pocket pussies right?  No need to use a hair dryer lol

[esadajr]

with all due respect, GFY

[Bernie]

Ok guys, seieienbu is the lucky guy.  I guess having a double entry helped out some. 

[seieienbu]

Woohoo!  Thanks for the raffle!  This brings me up to 4 turbo pads!

[reno5]

congrats ! Now leave some for me LOL

[handyman907]

Congrats to the winner !!

[clackattack]

awesome! congrats brotha!

[420GOAT]

congrats dude.

[seieienbu]

Hmm.  Did I check the mail today?  No.  Did I check it yesterday?  No.  ...huh.  I should probably check the mail.  What's this?!  A package for me!?!?!?


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Upon opening this well packed box I found a new Turbo Pad. 

And for real though, Goldmen are the way to go when you've finally reached Rimulder and are at a point to where Wolves are no longer giving you gains worth your effort.  It's way faster to grind those guys for the cash monies they give you in order to get Magic Armor and a Broad Sword and it's not like you're going to be able to take on the Wyvern's until you have good gear anyway, so the lack of experience points doesn't even really matter with those guys for a while. 

Thanks Bernie 

[seieienbu]

...after you've gotten the Silver Shield though?  That's when every Goldman you fight is a waste of your time.  Who cares about GP by then!?!?

[esteban]

Bernie is a kind, gracious man.

Another TurboPad finds a good home.