Kickstarter Idea: The PCE Fleshlight controller

[bust3dstr8]

The Virtual Cushion just doesn't cut it....such a manly system deserves a manly mans feedback controller.

My idea!!!! The PCE Fleshlight Controller.

-Full 5V of Obey Power
-Easy Change inserts
-Two Player version available for those in a non traditional marriages.
-4 Levels of Turbo speed
-Full hands free design
-High score saving chip....err I mean cup
-Available in Small and Extra Small sizes
- AND!!! all those features are fully tested and endorsed by our very own SuperD

[VenomMacbeth]

This is utterly ridiculous & I will have no part in it. Now excuse me while I go play Rez with the Trance Vibrator.

[Opethian]

how easy will it to be clean?

and how bad will the material bleach?

[cjameslv]

I'm cjames and i support this product.

[ClodBusted]

Ewwww...


*claps anyway*

[turbokon]

Will it turn yellow over time?

[PunkCryborg]

I'm in if it uses the same sound reactant technology used in Image Fight II and Metamor Jupiter for the Virtual Cushion

[bust3dstr8]

Will it turn yellow over time?

That depends on the amount of carrots in your weekly diet.

[Psycho Punch]

Ewwww...


*faps anyway* 

heh...

heheh...

BATTLE LOAD RUNNER

[ClodBusted]

Ewwww...


*faps anyway* 

Who's a dirty little meatbug? You sure are. 

[wildfruit]

This would be a popular raffle item

[PunkCryborg]

Sign me up for this raffle

[slinkyturd]

I tend to be done really quick so it needs to be able to be set up in shorter time that it'll take me to rock a high score. I'm talking one giant two-handed thrust and I'm done.

Also what kind of lube does this thing take? I will only settle for movie theater butter.

[jordan_hillman]

How about a community shared PCE Fleshlight controller??

Also what kind of lube does this thing take? I will only settle for movie theater butter.

Solid choice. Mixing some of the hot movie theatre butter with some of the nacho cheese does wonders for me and my current non-OBEY (so basically pointless) Fleshlight.

[wildfruit]

Whoever has this can they please pass it on. I need some.

[MrFulci]

Bonus joystick....


Nice touch.

Not sure you'll go fro getting it printed, but how much, for the drawing?

[HailingTheThings]

PM sent.

[bust3dstr8]

Needs a felt triangle over the mounting hole.