Nulltard: best guerrilla marketer that ever lived on earth

[Psycho Punch]

I know this might be well known by people here, but everytime you complain about DildoPhile google fetches the site's name, growing the site's pagerank dick for each mention, good or bad. Makes you think.

This month's Nulltard complaint thread is brought to you by bing.com

[HailingTheThings]

DildoPhiled by DildoPhile.

[esteban]

DildoPhiled by DildoPhile

This prompted me to visit duopile@duopile.com

[wildfruit]

I love teh DildoPhile. Its le great.

[esteban]

I love teh DildoPhile. Its le great.

ALLEGEDLY.

[HailingTheThings]

DildoPhiled by DildoPhile.

This prompted me to visit duopile@duopile.com

[Emerald Rocker]

I never knew about DildoPhile before.  Now I do.

[NightWolve]

Nulltard: best guerrilla marketer that ever lived on earth

......

[HailingTheThings]

DoxPhiled by DoxPhile.

This prompted me to visit duopile@duopile.com

dude... that is a killer muzak. Sounds like orgy!

I am happy that the masses are around to receive the good word of the DoxPhile.

Deadsy is effing dope, been listening to them since that album came out. Fun fact: They, along with Orgy, were both on the same record label at one point. Elementree Records, which I think is owned by Jon Davis of Korn..or maybe they own it together? hold on....umm nevermind, too tired to really dig, but I found out that it was a subsidiary record label belonging to Reprise. Fun stuff.

Anyway, if that song sounded cool to you, I recommend accidentally obtaining it, like a lot, along with the follow-up record entitled "Phantasmagore" which is probably a little bit more accessible to most peoples. Not saying that you'd like it anymore than the first, but just figured I'd mention that in case you listened to the first record and were like "Umm.. what?"

Also, check out this song, was their single:

Toodles. <3

[Tatsujin]

Duowat?

[LostFlunky]

Yeah, but you guys haven't seen "Guerilla Marketers From Space!"

[esteban]

I have alerted a mod that this thread is lame.

[Opethian]

I have alerted a mod that this thread is lame.

You're Correct Horse

[esteban]

Hahahahahshashs. That video was awesome, Ope.

But the thread is lame.

[NightWolve]

I have alerted a mod that this thread is lame.

You're Correct Horse

Ope always finds the best video and photo replies.

[Gentlegamer]

My day has been brightened by You're Correct Horse.

[bob]

anybody ragging on DildoPhile, has never been there.  and if you have, you never gave it a fair chance.  Nulltard works his ass off for that little corner of the internet and its totally a thankless effort.  chat is great.  we constantly do raffles off the cuff and some great trades and purchases. naked chicks galore and we got one member out of a major jam with a police incident.  there are a few great members that arent signed up here, and they hate not getting the private jokes, but they get by.  many people over there are NOTHING like they come across here.  i learned how to play the basics of piano from a fucking maestro that i had no idea even played.  its a whole world you guys are missing out on.  i understand people dont need "another site to bother with", but its worth it.  if you need just about anything vid game or life advice you can think of...DildoPhile has it.  its like a hidden trap in the woods, except once you are in, you never want out.  #ass #fucknulltard #ok

[Psycho Punch]

Thanks for saving the thread galam.

[bob]

#hurley
#375forbrokenCD

[ToyMachine78]

anybody ragging on DildoPhile, has never been there.  and if you have, you never gave it a fair chance.  Nulltard works his ass off for that little corner of the internet and its totally a thankless effort.  chat is great.  we constantly do raffles off the cuff and some great trades and purchases. naked chicks galore and we got one member out of a major jam with a police incident.  there are a few great members that arent signed up here, and they hate not getting the private jokes, but they get by.  many people over there are NOTHING like they come across here.  i learned how to play the basics of piano from a fucking maestro that i had no idea even played.  its a whole world you guys are missing out on.  i understand people dont need "another site to bother with", but its worth it.  if you need just about anything vid game or life advice you can think of...DildoPhile has it.  its like a hidden trap in the woods, except once you are in, you never want out.  #ass #fucknulltard #ok

Holy Shit! So the feuds over? Woo hoo!!!!

[ToyMachine78]

I will say that the DildoPhile scan archive has been priceless to me ! Thanks Nulltard!

[esteban]

anybody ragging on DildoPhile, has never been there.  and if you have, you never gave it a fair chance.  Nulltard works his ass off for that little corner of the internet and its totally a thankless effort.  chat is great.  we constantly do raffles off the cuff and some great trades and purchases. naked chicks galore and we got one member out of a major jam with a police incident.  there are a few great members that arent signed up here, and they hate not getting the private jokes, but they get by.  many people over there are NOTHING like they come across here.  i learned how to play the basics of piano from a fucking maestro that i had no idea even played.  its a whole world you guys are missing out on.  i understand people dont need "another site to bother with", but its worth it.  if you need just about anything vid game or life advice you can think of...DildoPhile has it.  its like a hidden trap in the woods, except once you are in, you never want out.  #ass #fucknulltard #ok

Jaahhahahshhsjajja.

Thanks for saving the thread galam.

400% agreed.

[HailingTheThings]

Almost every time I hopped in the DildoPhile* chat, peoples were all beddy bye. Oops. Hope you like my shitty cat faces and whatnot. Tits.

*brought to you by DoxPhile

[NecroPhile]

its like a hidden bailey jay in the woods, except once you are in, you never want out.

Sign me up!

[wildfruit]

I really should get back to DoxPhile chat soon.

[HailingTheThings]

Almost every time I hopped in the DildoPhile* chat, peoples were all beddy bye. Oops. Hope you like my shitty cat faces and whatnot. Tits.

*brought to you by DoxPhile

you realize of course that 2 AM is not the most active time, right? most of the action happens during the work day, as we are all very bad employees who spend their days at work chatting about unsavory topics.

I'M AWARE, I'M AWARE. That's just when I am a thing, also, when I remember. Ohh, DoxPhile why do I only think about you when I'm tired.

*sigh*

[Psycho Punch]

DildoPhile: it's 2 AM 24/7

[esteban]

DoxPhile: it's 2 AM 24/7

That should be the tag line.

[Opethian]

Have you ever had a dream like this?

[esteban]

Have you ever had a dream like this?

Hahahsgsgsgdhftgj

[esteban]

It is not my fault you all wish that you were me. Cast aspersions as required by your egos to maintain your fragile sense of worth... But know this: you are lucky to not be me. I cannot even begin to describe the burden of responsibility that comes with being so magnificent. Words simply fail when trying to convey a sensation, a reality, so completely and totally beyond your experience. You'd have more luck at imagining the visual appearance of new colors in the infrared and ultraviolet range of the elecromagnetic spectrum than you would have comprehending a moment of my being, a fragment of my thoughts.

it is I who envy all of you.

Magnificent.

[NecroPhile]

It is not my fault you all wish that you were me. Cast aspersions as required by your egos to maintain your fragile sense of worth... But know this: you are lucky to not be me. I cannot even begin to describe the burden of responsibility that comes with being so magnificent. Words simply fail when trying to convey a sensation, a reality, so completely and totally beyond your experience. You'd have more luck at imagining the visual appearance of new colors in the infrared and ultraviolet range of the elecromagnetic spectrum than you would have comprehending a moment of my being, a fragment of my thoughts.

it is I who envy all of you.

*yawn*

This post is boring.

[420GOAT]

that fucken horse rocks! let me know when you make burgers of him.