Funny sick jokes.... (not safe for work or those with good taste)

[Kitsunexus]

http://www.sickipedia.org/

OMFG, some of these are classic, like

What goes 'bring bring'...'bring bring'...'AAAAARGH!'?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why do women get periods?

Because they deserve them!

And MANY others! ^___^

[nat]

Fun for the WHOLE FAMILY!

[terrormask]

OK, one night at a country bar, a UFO appeared in the sky. it opened up, an alien came down in a beam of light. Soon the UFO left leaving the alien at the country bar parking lot. The alien pulled out a strange device, pushed a button, then the alien was disguised as a man. The alien went inside the country bar and sat at a table next to a big biker dude who was sitting there drinking his beer. The alien touched the big biker dude with his finger and when the alien touched the big biker dude, it buzzed him. The big biker dude looked at the alien and said "Keep your damn hands to yourself, pisshead!" then the big biker dude started back to drinking his beer. The alien touched him again (buzz), the big biker dude looked at the alien and said "You do that again, and I'll cut yer damn pecker off!!", the big biker dude went back to his beer again. The alien touched him again (buzz), then the big biker dude stood up and pulled out a switchblade, grabbed the alien and pulled it's pants down to find it has no organs down there. The big biker dude stood there freaked out and said "you don't have a penis, how the hell you supposed to have sex?", then the alien the touched the big biker dude! (buzz)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitsunexus]

OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! XD terrormask you win!

[terrormask]

You know how the blonde died raking leaves?

[Kitsunexus]

She fell out of the tree.

[terrormask]

Classic one, isn't it.

[Keranu]

Here is a classic I came up with years ago:

A bat flies up to a man and says "I'm Batman".

[Joe Redifer]

Your joke angers me with its stupidity.  I love it!

[Ninja Spirit]

How do you drown a black man?

Pop his lip...

Damn....I feel like a traitor now posting that, since I AM black, lol.

[Kitsunexus]

How is everybody changing their usernames???

[terrormask]

You know why they put the cotton inside pill bottles?

[Kitsunexus]

You know why they put the cotton inside pill bottles?

Something to do with a black person, perhaps...

[terrormask]

You know why they put the cotton inside pill bottles?

Something to do with a black person, perhaps...

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

[terrormask]

What is Moby Dick's father's name?

[terrormask]

What is Moby Dick's father's name?

Papa Boner.