Worst US TG16 game

DragonmasterDan · 09/15/2011, 01:38 PM

What do you think the worst TG16 game is? I've tried to list off all the most likely culprits. Let me know if you have any more to add.

hoobs88 · 09/15/2011, 01:45 PM

Tie between Falcon and Gunboat.

NecroPhile · 09/15/2011, 01:56 PM

I nominate the turd known as Turrican, though Ballistix and Timeball aren't far behind (ahead?).

P.S. - Anyone that votes for China Warrior has my permission to go fuck themselves.

DragonmasterDan · 09/15/2011, 02:08 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/15/2011, 01:56 PMI nominate the turd known as Turrican, though Ballistix and Timeball aren't far behind (ahead?).

P.S. - Anyone that votes for China Warrior has my permission to go fuck themselves.

Turrican is now on the list.

Sparky · 09/15/2011, 02:12 PM

Gunboat i have played and its not that bad, but Falcon can F@ck off!!!!.... terrible

JoshTurboTrollX · 09/15/2011, 02:48 PM

Night Creatures and China Warrior? You guys are nuts.

I voted Turrican, as I don't think there was a single turbo game i could have been more disappointed in. Imagine how awesome it could have been. The Genesis and SNES got amazing ports... just not fair!

OldRover · 09/15/2011, 02:48 PM

Falcon is rock solid for utter suckitude. Turrican is actually pretty fun if you don't suck at it. Fuck the haters.

DragonmasterDan · 09/15/2011, 02:57 PM

So far Falcon is running away with the voting.

jlued686 · 09/15/2011, 03:05 PM

I voted Gunboat. Maybe there's a good game in there somewhere, but I can't find it. I was tempted to vote Night Creatures, though. And I fuckin' HATE Ghost Manor. I gave that game it's fair shake, but it's like Chutes n' Ladders only not nearly as fun.

Also, Turrican is alright. It's all about the cheat code. ;)

CrackTiger · 09/15/2011, 03:11 PM

Falcon is the worst.

Gunboat is at least somewhat playable and gives a better view of the meager polygons being used.

OldRover · 09/15/2011, 03:19 PM

If you need a cheat code to beat Turrican, then just throw in the towel.

roflmao · 09/15/2011, 04:22 PM

Well the only one of those I currently own is Time Cruise and I think it's far from being the worst game on the system. It doesn't hold a candle to the Crush games, but it's still fun to play from time to time. I was actually playing it this morning.

Of the other games listed, I've owned China Warrior and Turrican in the past and didn't care for either of them, but don't know if I'd consider them the worst either....

I've avoided all of the others due to their poor reputation, so I haven't voted yet.

Maybe some day I'll get to experience the awfulness of some of these games.

NecroPhile · 09/15/2011, 04:25 PM

Quote from: The Old Rover on 09/15/2011, 03:19 PMIf you need a cheat code to beat Turrican, then just throw in the towel.

After you wipe your butt with it?

Quote from: guest on 09/15/2011, 04:22 PMWell the only one of those I currently own is Time Cruise and I think it's far from being the worst game on the system.

Timeball =/= Time Cruise

JoshTurboTrollX · 09/15/2011, 04:40 PM

Quote from: OldRover on 09/15/2011, 02:48 PMFalcon is rock solid for utter suckitude. Turrican is actually pretty fun if you don't suck at it. Fuck the haters.

Oh sorry rove, you must not have read the thread title. This is for worst Turbografx games. Any other version of turrican is fun and actually playable.

henrycsc · 09/15/2011, 05:27 PM

I'd say Spriggan and Dangerous Journeys because they were promised, but never delivered. That sucks the most.

NecroPhile · 09/15/2011, 05:33 PM

Quote from: henrycsc on 09/15/2011, 05:27 PMI'd say Spriggan and Dangerous Journeys because they were promised, but never delivered. That sucks the most.

Good logic (add King of the Monsters to that list), but what's Dangerous Journeys?

*edit*

Oh yeah, that's the D&D game. Too bad on that one getting the axe.

Mishran · 09/15/2011, 06:07 PM

I took the time to give falcon a fair chance and actually got somewhere with it. 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Gunboat? I have it, tried it... Hate it!

OldRover · 09/15/2011, 06:15 PM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 09/15/2011, 04:40 PMOh sorry rove, you must not have read the thread title. This is for worst Turbografx games. Any other version of turrican is fun and actually playable.

Of course I read it.

I rock the TG Turrican hardcore. I'll vidcap it someday.

VestCunt · 09/15/2011, 06:39 PM

Falcon all the way. #1 worst game on the TG16.

Gunboat at least has some vibrant colors and it's possible to (sort of) figure out the control scheme.

Timeball gets off the hook because it was programmed in 1983 and some puzzle lovers tolerate it.

Ballistix doesn't require any manual reading and it's fifteen minutes of mindless fun for 1 or 2 players before boredom sets in. I imagine it's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, except I've never played Hungry Hungry Hippos.

All of the other games are mediocre to average platformers with the exception of Ghost Manor, which is GOOD if you're not a pussy.

VestCunt · 09/15/2011, 06:42 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 09/15/2011, 05:33 PM
Quote from: henrycsc on 09/15/2011, 05:27 PMI'd say Spriggan and Dangerous Journeys because they were promised, but never delivered. That sucks the most.
Good logic (add King of the Monsters to that list), but what's Dangerous Journeys?

*edit*

Oh yeah, that's the D&D game. Too bad on that one getting the axe.

Yeah, that one was a real tragedy.

Lilgrafx · 09/15/2011, 06:45 PM

I voted Tale spin, other than Gunboat I don't have any of the others. Tale Spins just bad I'm sure other are complete shit. I hope someone votes China Warrior so Arkhan flips shit on them

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roflmao · 09/15/2011, 06:48 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/15/2011, 04:25 PMTimeball =/= Time Cruise

Woah.

My bad.

DragonmasterDan · 09/15/2011, 07:38 PM

Quote from: henrycsc on 09/15/2011, 05:27 PMI'd say Spriggan and Dangerous Journeys because they were promised, but never delivered. That sucks the most.

As were Rayxamber III, Far East of Eden 2 and Cosmic Fantasy 3.

turbofan1 · 09/15/2011, 08:11 PM

Quote from: DragonmasterDan on 09/15/2011, 07:38 PM
Quote from: henrycsc on 09/15/2011, 05:27 PMI'd say Spriggan and Dangerous Journeys because they were promised, but never delivered. That sucks the most.
As were Rayxamber III, Far East of Eden 2 and Cosmic Fantasy 3.

As were Macross 2036,Fantasy star Soldier,Populous,and Shockman 2.

Tatsujin · 09/15/2011, 08:13 PM

lol, farkon is leading the tops of flops.

turbofan1 · 09/15/2011, 08:15 PM

Give Turrican A little bit of time it will catch up

Sparky · 09/15/2011, 08:16 PM

Quote from: VestCunt on 09/15/2011, 06:39 PMBallistix doesn't require any manual reading and it's fifteen minutes of mindless fun for 1 or 2 players before boredom sets in. I imagine it's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, except I've never played Hungry Hungry Hippos.

hahaha... that describes Ballistix perfectly.....and i have played hungry hippos

PS: ballistix at least has a cooool manual cover

DragonmasterDan · 09/15/2011, 08:55 PM

Quote from: turbofan1 on 09/15/2011, 08:11 PMAs were Macross 2036,Fantasy star Soldier,Populous,and Shockman 2.

I forgot about Battle Load Runner too.

DesmondThe3rd · 09/15/2011, 09:34 PM

GUNBOAT!

VestCunt · 09/15/2011, 09:35 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/15/2011, 08:16 PMPS: ballistix at least has a cooool manual cover

Also gotta love that Psygnosis title screen/music. It's like a little baby Shadow of the Beast on Turbochip!

jlued686 · 09/15/2011, 11:38 PM

Quote from: The Old Rover on 09/15/2011, 03:19 PMIf you need a cheat code to beat Turrican, then just throw in the towel.

I need the cheat code to enjoy that game. Well, I guess I should say that I "needed" it to enjoy the game. I haven't played it in about 15 years.

Mathius · 09/16/2011, 12:01 AM

Something tells me that I may enjoy Ghost Manor for some reason. It kinda reminds me of Monster Party and I enjoyed that turd too.

nat · 09/16/2011, 12:40 AM

Ghost Manor is so far removed from a "turd" it's not even funny. A shame the OP thought it awful enough to include with the "worst" of the console.

Falcon gets my vote as a big, unplayable heap of shit. Talespin and Turrican aren't far behind.

Mathius · 09/16/2011, 12:46 AM

Quote from: nat on 09/16/2011, 12:40 AMGhost Manor is so far removed from a "turd" it's not even funny. A shame the OP thought it awful enough to include with the "worst" of the console.

Falcon gets my vote as a big, unplayable heap of shit. Talespin and Turrican aren't far behind.

Well, I am going to track down a copy of Ghost Manor then.

spenoza · 09/16/2011, 02:06 AM

What? No Impossimole? I found that game pretty impossible to stomach.

OldRover · 09/16/2011, 04:49 AM

Impossamole is pretty bad. I am surprised to not see it on the list.

DragonmasterDan · 09/16/2011, 05:28 AM

Quote from: nat on 09/16/2011, 12:40 AMGhost Manor is so far removed from a "turd" it's not even funny. A shame the OP thought it awful enough to include with the "worst" of the console.

That was at someones suggestion when gathering names initially.

geise · 09/16/2011, 09:20 AM

Falcon got my vote. It's a heaping steamy pile of smelly ass!

CrackTiger · 09/16/2011, 10:16 AM

Quote from: nat on 09/16/2011, 12:40 AMGhost Manor is so far removed from a "turd" it's not even funny. A shame the OP thought it awful enough to include with the "worst" of the console.

Falcon gets my vote as a big, unplayable heap of shit. Talespin and Turrican aren't far behind.

Ghost Manor is a Wizards & Warriors style game.

Anyone considering it as possibly the worst either hasn't really played it or hasn't played most of the less-good Turbo games.

DragonmasterDan · 09/16/2011, 10:20 AM

Quote from: guest on 09/16/2011, 10:16 AM
Quote from: nat on 09/16/2011, 12:40 AMGhost Manor is so far removed from a "turd" it's not even funny. A shame the OP thought it awful enough to include with the "worst" of the console.

Falcon gets my vote as a big, unplayable heap of shit. Talespin and Turrican aren't far behind.
Ghost Manor is a Wizards & Warriors style game.

Anyone considering it as possibly the worst either hasn't really played it or hasn't played most of the less-good Turbo games.

Initially when compiling names for the list I asked a few people which TurboGrafx games they hated, Ghost Manor came up and wound up on the poll. It has 0 votes as of right now. So clearly it's far from the worst. I'm surprised no one went with Darkwing Duck as a lot of people complained about it as well.

geise · 09/16/2011, 10:26 AM

I must be the only one that likes Ballistix. Granted I first played it on the Amiga. A reason so many other games have yet to get votes is probably because others have played Falcon.

jlued686 · 09/16/2011, 10:34 AM

I'm surprised by how many people seem to like Ghost Manor. I played it back in the day, and then bought it again recently. I remembered disliking it, but because of the Duomazov review, I decided to take another serious crack at it. I spent an entire afternoon fumbling with the game, climbing up levels, only to get knocked back down by some shit-ass enemy. It was like playing Chutes n' Ladders into infinity.

It's not the worst game on the Turbo (sadly), but IMO it's far from even being a "good" game. It's a shame, too, because I love the art style and the music. Ghost Manor and Night Creatures both fall into the same category for me: games with really nice presentation whose gameplay is dogshit. This is all just my personal opinion. If you like the game, I don't mean to offend.

And...let the flaming begin! ;)

csgx1 · 09/16/2011, 12:13 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/16/2011, 10:34 AM...Ghost Manor and Night Creatures both fall into the same category for me: games with really nice presentation whose gameplay is dogshit.

I totally agree with you on Night Creatures, the gameplay is practically unbearable for me. It could have been a lot better.

I only played 4 games on the list. My vote goes to Night Creatures since that is the "worst" US Turbo Grafx game that I've played so far.

DragonmasterDan · 09/16/2011, 12:20 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/16/2011, 10:34 AMI'm surprised by how many people seem to like Ghost Manor. I played it back in the day, and then bought it again recently. I remembered disliking it, but because of the Duomazov review, I decided to take another serious crack at it. I spent an entire afternoon fumbling with the game, climbing up levels, only to get knocked back down by some shit-ass enemy. It was like playing Chutes n' Ladders into infinity.

It's not the worst game on the Turbo (sadly), but IMO it's far from even being a "good" game. It's a shame, too, because I love the art style and the music. Ghost Manor and Night Creatures both fall into the same category for me: games with really nice presentation whose gameplay is dogshit. This is all just my personal opinion. If you like the game, I don't mean to offend.

And...let the flaming begin! ;)

I'm not sure that anyone said that they "like" it. My intepretation was that they felt Ghost Manor simply isn't as terrible as others.

DesmondThe3rd · 09/16/2011, 01:09 PM

Quote from: OldRover on 09/16/2011, 04:49 AMImpossamole is pretty bad. I am surprised to not see it on the list.

I think that one was made in Europe.

VestCunt · 09/16/2011, 01:15 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/16/2011, 10:34 AMGhost Manor and Night Creatures both fall into the same category for me: games with really nice presentation whose gameplay is dogshit. This is all just my personal opinion. If you like the game, I don't mean to offend.

And...let the flaming begin! ;)

The gameplay in Ghost Manor is quick, responsive, and intuitive--a world apart from Night Creatures. Frustration sets in because the level design on stage 2, coupled with the insanely-vicious difficultly, can make things repetitive. Still, the contempt for Ghost Manor is strange because people thrive on the challenge of getting knocked back, killed, and restarting the level a million times when playing side-scrolling games like Ninja Gaiden and Ghouls and Ghosts. Ghost Manor isn't much different, only less-linear.

Quote from: DragonmasterDan on 09/16/2011, 12:20 PMI'm not sure that anyone said that they "like" it. My intepretation was that they felt Ghost Manor simply isn't as terrible as others.

I like it!

OldRover · 09/16/2011, 01:34 PM

Quote from: DesmondThe3rd on 09/16/2011, 01:09 PMI think that one was made in Europe.

Judging from the music style, it would seem so... very Euro-scenish. If they took just a few more minutes to tweak the collision detection, this game would have been good... not spectacular, but good at least.

neoxeno · 09/16/2011, 11:13 PM

I hate Talespin. Each time I play that game, it makes me angry

Tatsujin · 09/17/2011, 02:43 AM

Quote from: OldRover on 09/16/2011, 01:34 PM
Quote from: DesmondThe3rd on 09/16/2011, 01:09 PMI think that one was made in Europe.
Judging from the music style, it would seem so... very Euro-scenish. If they took just a few more minutes to tweak the collision detection, this game would have been good... not spectacular, but good at least.

it was a very different game on the c64 and amiga.

SNKNostalgia · 09/17/2011, 08:06 PM

Falcon is the suck for sure!!!

The TG-16 port of gunboat is pretty rough. Only reason why I don't hate it much is that I kind of enjoyed playing the DOS version of it on my old 386sx back in 1990. This reminds me a lot of other DOS battle sim games that played like it. Examples: M-1 Abrams Battle Tank, 688 Attack Sub, A-10 Tank Killer, Red Baron, etc...

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