Have you ever?

MotherGunner · 12/12/2011, 11:00 AM

Have you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up?

Rules: Do you have a funny or curious "Have you ever?" Speak up!

HercTNT · 12/12/2011, 11:02 AM

When your not playing duo this is what concerns you?

and yes...............

NecroPhile · 12/12/2011, 12:43 PM

Ummm, no.

Tatsujin · 12/13/2011, 05:52 AM

Shocking. Positively shocking.

Gogan · 12/14/2011, 07:54 AM

Hahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).

The power of flatulence.

esteban · 12/14/2011, 08:24 AM

No, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.

I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.

geise · 12/14/2011, 08:25 AM

Haha I hope you checked yourself just to make sure you didn't...well...you know.

MotherGunner · 12/14/2011, 04:46 PM

Bleed? Ha ha ha!

NecroPhile · 12/14/2011, 04:52 PM

Poop yourself from a scary nightmare?

jperryss · 12/14/2011, 05:06 PM

Quote from: MotherGunner on 12/12/2011, 11:00 AMHave you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up?

No, but I've made the cat jump.

guyjin · 12/19/2011, 06:43 PM

Not that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.

MotherGunner · 12/19/2011, 06:58 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 12/19/2011, 06:43 PMNot that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.

You mean you would actually NOT feel a tingly sensation after such an epic fart?

BlueBMW · 12/19/2011, 08:28 PM

Interesting discussion... cant say that I have... at least not that I remember.

blueraven · 12/19/2011, 11:01 PM

No.

hizaygizirlz · 12/20/2011, 03:49 AM

Quote from: esteban on 12/14/2011, 08:24 AMNo, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.

I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.

hilarious! I laughed out loud.

Tatsujin · 12/20/2011, 06:27 AM

If I didn't hear it, it didn't exist.

bartre · 12/20/2011, 12:43 PM

schrodinger's fart?

turbofan1 · 12/20/2011, 02:58 PM

Quote from: Gogan on 12/14/2011, 07:54 AMHahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).

The power of flatulence.

I like farting in A elevator whens there`s lots people inside.And dude,thats fucking gross^

MotherGunner · 12/20/2011, 07:42 PM

Quote from: Tatsujin on 12/20/2011, 06:27 AMIf I didn't hear it, it didn't exist.

Okay, but you wouid still have to FEEL something, unless of course you suffer from loose-butt. (Which there is nothing wrong with that, if that's how you roll...)

munchiaz · 12/20/2011, 08:26 PM

this thread is great. tons of LOLs at work. As far as waking up, not that i remember but i have woken up my g/f with some.

MotherGunner · 12/20/2011, 10:21 PM

Let's keep it going. What other "Have you ever?'s" are out there? >=)

bartre · 12/21/2011, 02:17 PM

at my job, there's a walk in freezer with doors to the lobby.
it can get pretty dangerous when someone lets one out in there.

MotherGunner · 12/21/2011, 02:20 PM

Quote from: bartre on 12/21/2011, 02:17 PMat my job, there's a walk in freezer with doors to the lobby.
it can get pretty dangerous when someone lets one out in there.

Wow, that's cold...

Tatsujin · 12/21/2011, 08:10 PM

On what you can let one go.

Dark Fact · 12/21/2011, 11:17 PM

Quote from: MotherGunnerOkay, but you wouid still have to FEEL something, unless of course you suffer from loose-butt. (Which there is nothing wrong with that, if that's how you roll...)

Just as long as it doesn't leave a big brown stain on the bedsheets...

HercTNT · 12/21/2011, 11:19 PM

when you rip one and pull the blankets over her head its called a "dutch oven"

Tatsujin · 12/22/2011, 12:41 AM

MotherGunner · 12/22/2011, 02:01 AM

Only thing better is farting so hard, you wake up laughing...

Tatsujin · 12/22/2011, 02:14 AM

only in your dreams ;)

HercTNT · 12/22/2011, 06:27 AM

Nice graphic Tatsujin, i appreciate the backup

Dark Fact · 12/22/2011, 11:25 AM

And to think I just had a Dutch breakfast.

Tatsujin · 12/23/2011, 12:00 AM

Me a dutch shower, a dutch brush your teeth and a dutch put on your clothes.

MotherGunner · 12/23/2011, 12:23 AM

First shower ever ever with my wife (girlfriend at the time), I gave her a dutch shower. She just about died right then and there. I was proud. But Karma is a bitch... A few days ago my 6 year old son farted on me and taunted the shit out of me by saying "Do you like that? Huh? You know you liked it!!!"

Dark Fact · 12/23/2011, 11:28 AM

I wonder if real Dutch ovens smell that bad?

MotherGunner · 12/23/2011, 12:39 PM

When I was in the Netherlands, I tried the McKroket at McDonalds... stank pretty bad and tasted like shit. I had to eat a couple of cheeseburgers to get the taste out.

Dark Fact · 01/02/2012, 12:01 AM

Even the name, "McKroket" makes me want to hurl.