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Started by FiftyQuid, 10/01/2012, 11:37 PM

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FiftyQuid

Quote from: csgx1 on 11/12/2012, 12:51 AMhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/RARE-NEC-TurboGrafx-16-Black-Console-WITH-3-GAMES-100-WORKING-TURBO-GRAFX-16-/261126949787

"RARE Nec TurboGrafx 16"  Hmm, not sure that I see one in the auction picture :?....

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Maybe that's a shot of the guy that stole it from him as he was posting the auction using his eBay app.
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RoyVegas

#102
http://www.ebay.com/itm/TV-Sports-Football-GRADED-978-Turbo-Star-Level-RARE-Turbografx-/221153808936?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item337dcb5228


QuoteGRADED AT MY HOUSE

- Included high grade sadwich bag that will protect your game till lunch time

- Included Magic Marker rating that wont smudge!




- NOT INCLUDED -A complete detail report about the quality and a seal of authentication.

AS IS NO RETURNS

ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPERTUNITY




OMG RARE

SINCE THE ECONOMY IS ON THE DECLINE THIS IS A PRIME OPPORTUNITY TO START THAT NEST EGG
All I can say is  :lol:
All is well. :)

RoyVegas

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Turbo-Grafx-16-Keith-Courage-Brand-New-Factory-Sealed-/290814084215?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item43b5dec477

Another fun one.

Quote•This auction is for Keith Courage in Alpha Zones.  This game is a rare classic that ever single person in the US must own and it's so RARE that everyone can!  I can't stress again how rare this game is, just walk into some Wal-Mart store and try to find it...YOU WONT.  Wal-Mart has everything including hillbilly hookers.....Just ask my neighbor, I think he lives there but you sure as hell wont find the almighty Keith there.  Just look at all the other auctions on eBay, they all tell you how rare it is, ITS RARE because we say so and you have to trust that because you read it on the internet.

This game is so darn rare that the original owner didn't open it.  Either he knew how rare it would be someday or frankly he was aware of just what kind of craptastic display of how this game utilized all of 12 colors out of the available 512 the Turbo Grafx had.  You're no collector unless you have a new unwrapped stack of games you can't play sitting around.  Keith Courage was known for ultra fast game play, accurate and precise controls and drop dead gorgeous color spectrum that only a pallet of 12 colors can provide.  Trust me on this, after all you're only going to buy it and let it sit on a shelf, you won't know the difference!

 

I am only listing this once so you better jump all over it because once the auction is over; I am just going to list it again with another final listing threat!  You wont see this game on eBay, it only sells once are twice a year.  All those other auctions are just inferior.  Get the real collectable here and just think of it like this, after this sits on a shelf collecting dust for the next 10 years and isn't worth the plastic it's made out of, you can turn around and sell it as an investment and put the kid you think is yours through junior college.  Collecting games make you as cool as you want to be on the interwebz, get all over this game because it's definitely a rare collectors item.

 

I might VGA grade this game and if I do....watch out its going to be worth millions and don't you worry.....one of you space cadets sitting in your basement will buy it and I will take the money and buy up more inflated prices TG16 games and resell them even higher for a good ol fashion gamer raping!
 
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All is well. :)

esteban

Quote from: guest on 11/14/2012, 04:32 PMhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/Friendly-Foes-Fighting-Street-Fighter-Turbo-Duo-art-painting-Ryu-Sagat-EHA-/261115053081

Wow... I can't really blame the auction for this, but... wow.  I have to chuckle every time I scroll through the search results for "turbo duo".
That is simply divine. FIND MORE BAD ART, please. :pcgs:
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RoyVegas

If he could power it up, would he say its not working?  Doesnt work too well with the game upside down.
All is well. :)

psychobear

I think he put the Game upside down on purpose to try and trow of bidders and make it seem he don't know what he's doing.. I bet it don't work

FiftyQuid

0 feedback.  I'm sure it'll sell though.

Where are people keeping their old TG setups?  Good God this one looks like it was placed behind a toilet while people pissed around it.
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esteban

Quote from: RoyVegas on 11/30/2012, 08:01 PMIf he could power it up, would he say its not working?  Doesnt work too well with the game upside down.
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turboswimbz

Quote from: esteban on 12/02/2012, 05:17 PM
Quote from: RoyVegas on 11/30/2012, 08:01 PMIf he could power it up, would he say its not working?  Doesnt work too well with the game upside down.
That's Magical Chase! IMG
i doubt it since he wouldn't answer my question on how he knew it powered on . . .  sounds magical alright
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

FiftyQuid

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RoyVegas

Holy crap, did he clear coat that KC before taking the pic?
All is well. :)

fsa

Quote from: RoyVegas on 12/05/2012, 12:47 PMHoly crap, did he clear coat that KC before taking the pic?
It looks more like a coat of Liquid Glass.
Looking for TG16 games I don't have already.

FiftyQuid

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RoyVegas

All is well. :)

DildoKKKobold

Quote from: RoyVegas on 12/11/2012, 03:00 PMThis is a "Brand New Factory Sealed" copy of Air Zonk that is only opened at the top. Classic.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/sealed-Air-Zonk-TurboGrafx-16-1992-/261141481476?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item3ccd3ec804
It is totally sealed, even though it is open! But new and sealed! But open! But still sealed!

I came here to post this one.
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NecroPhile

Ha!  That's a fuckin' winner right there!

Quote from: dip shitbeen opened at top end, but still however is sealed
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DildoKKKobold

Forget the ridiculous price, for a moment please. I can't put my finger on it, but this just pisses me off.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bonks-Adventure-TurboGrafx-16-NEW-SEALED-GOLD-VGA-90-/150963448654?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item23261f6b4e

This item is "sealed" but not really. It is part of this box:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEC-TurboGrafx-16-Black-Console-NTSC-FACTORY-NEW-TG16-w-BONK-KEITH-COURAGE-/121031321101?pt=Video_Games&hash=item1c2e07660d

VGA kind of fucked up in grading that item, since it was clearly a pack-in with the console, never available with that sticker on its own. They graded "part" of a complete set. So much for being an "authority." Maybe I'm just being nit-picky. But if I were to pay a ridiculous premium on a sealed item, I'd not want something that is noticeably incomplete.
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psychobear

Quote from: guest on 12/11/2012, 03:06 PM
Quote from: RoyVegas on 12/11/2012, 03:00 PMThis is a "Brand New Factory Sealed" copy of Air Zonk that is only opened at the top. Classic.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/sealed-Air-Zonk-TurboGrafx-16-1992-/261141481476?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item3ccd3ec804
It is totally sealed, even though it is open! But new and sealed! But open! But still sealed!

I came here to post this one.
I send him a question asking him about it, according to him since it still has shrink wrap its seal...

jperryss

Quote from: guest on 12/11/2012, 03:06 PM
Quote from: RoyVegas on 12/11/2012, 03:00 PMThis is a "Brand New Factory Sealed" copy of Air Zonk that is only opened at the top. Classic.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/sealed-Air-Zonk-TurboGrafx-16-1992-/261141481476?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item3ccd3ec804
It is totally sealed, even though it is open! But new and sealed! But open! But still sealed!

I came here to post this one.
It's 85% sealed.

FiftyQuid

Quote from: psychobear on 12/11/2012, 03:49 PMI send him a question asking him about it, according to him since it still has shrink wrap its seal...
So... if I put it into a Ziploc bag and only zip it halfway across would that count as sealed or only partially sealed?
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DildoKKKobold

Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/12/2012, 04:15 PM
Quote from: psychobear on 12/11/2012, 03:49 PMI send him a question asking him about it, according to him since it still has shrink wrap its seal...
So... if I put it into a Ziploc bag and only zip it halfway across would that count as sealed or only partially sealed?
That counts as 87.3333% sealed.
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turboswimbz

Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/12/2012, 04:15 PM
Quote from: psychobear on 12/11/2012, 03:49 PMI send him a question asking him about it, according to him since it still has shrink wrap its seal...
So... if I put it into a Ziploc bag and only zip it halfway across would that count as sealed or only partially sealed?
ONLY if you turbo star grade it!!!
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

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VestCunt

Quote from: tggodfrey on 12/12/2012, 06:04 PMhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/List-of-Turbografx-16-Games-/390498848417?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item5aeb8b8ea1

Took all the free internet info they could find and made a book out of it and they want 70.00?  WTF
BS publishers like this started springing up 2-3 years ago. I first noticed them "curating" books of free content for D&D settings, but they seem to make worthless crap for any subject imaginable.
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ddd1234

Also, the seller took a picture of his chocolate cake and printed it on the cover?
He clearly does not give a shit about his product.

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turboswimbz

yeah the book was discussed a couple of pages ago in the thread.  Pretty shitty effort.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

tggodfrey

First I have seen this or anything like it, I am a little behind and dont get out from under my rock often...lol
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turboswimbz

Quote from: tggodfrey on 12/13/2012, 08:08 AMFirst I have seen this or anything like it, I am a little behind and dont get out from under my rock often...lol
lol no it desrves to be shit on often, did you see there is also a NEC console book as well by the same publisher and seller?
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

tggodfrey

Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

jperryss

Brief, mis-spelled auction title with basically no information? Check.
Picture likely taken with an 8-year old flip phone? Check.
Awful feedback rating? Check.

Turbo grafix games

This would've been an A+ if he hadn't forgot to put RARE somewhere in the listing.

turboswimbz

Quote from: jperryss on 12/16/2012, 04:56 PMBrief, mis-spelled auction title with basically no information? Check.
Picture likely taken with an 8-year old flip phone? Check.
Awful feedback rating? Check.

Turbo grafix games

This would've been an A+ if he hadn't forgot to put RARE somewhere in the listing.
also although I can't be sure (well I guess I could go through the trouble of checking) I have a good feeling they a lurker on this forum.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

FiftyQuid

Do people just not look at the photos they are uploading?  A BMW really?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/tg-16-wholesale-lot-6-games-included-turbo-grafx-16-/281040061148?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item416f4b02dc

[EDIT] Ohhhh, it's canada/swiss.  That makes sense.
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RoyVegas

Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/17/2012, 10:36 PMDo people just not look at the photos they are uploading?  A BMW really?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/tg-16-wholesale-lot-6-games-included-turbo-grafx-16-/281040061148?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item416f4b02dc

[EDIT] Ohhhh, it's canada/swiss.  That makes sense. 
He says in the description that its a pic of his car and its been there since he put the auction up. Leads me to believe he did it intentionally. Why?  Who knows!
All is well. :)

turboswimbz

Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/17/2012, 10:36 PMDo people just not look at the photos they are uploading?  A BMW really?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/tg-16-wholesale-lot-6-games-included-turbo-grafx-16-/281040061148?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item416f4b02dc

[EDIT] Ohhhh, it's canada/swiss.  That makes sense. 
And check this out -> Shipping 30$ - Local to World Wide. No if and buttts - And No Free ship. Ebay will not adjust shipping charges.
I reported this.
clearly a scammer.
doubt anyone who buys this stuff will see it.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

NecroPhile

$30 shipping?!?  Cornflakes must be getting expensive up in Canuckistan.
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csgx1

Quote from: RoyVegas on 12/17/2012, 11:42 PM
Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/17/2012, 10:36 PMDo people just not look at the photos they are uploading?  A BMW really?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/tg-16-wholesale-lot-6-games-included-turbo-grafx-16-/281040061148?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item416f4b02dc

[EDIT] Ohhhh, it's canada/swiss.  That makes sense. 
He says in the description that its a pic of his car and its been there since he put the auction up. Leads me to believe he did it intentionally. Why?  Who knows!
Well, maybe its to let bidders know exactly where the money from the sale is going towards: To help pay his BMW, fugly rims and gas for the road trips to the Rockies.

esteban

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RoyVegas

There are tons of things in this guys auctions that I'm sure people would love to point out.  What I'm curious about though is the game case.  So in this guys wonderful grading system he made up, shouldn't the fact that this game not being in an original case have anyting to with it's grading? If I'm not mistaken, the only US Turbo game that came with the case, and have a clipless case, was Keith Courage.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cadash-TurboGrafx-16-1991-Action-RPG-NON-RETAIL-VERSION-/221168457690?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item337eaad7da
All is well. :)

NecroPhile

"NON RETAIL VERSION (Working Designs Version)"

As opposed to the millions not sold by Working designs.  :lol:

That just goes to show what grading bullshit is worth.
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sirhcman

Quote from: guest on 12/19/2012, 02:51 PM"NON RETAIL VERSION (Working Designs Version)"

As opposed to the millions not sold by Working designs.  :lol:

That just goes to show what grading bullshit is worth.
meh its only a 90 silver grade. I'll pass!

turboswimbz

http://vgquality.com/ <- I've commented on how shitty, wrong, and overprice VGQ is before, just check out this shitty website, and the turbo mis informaton.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

FiftyQuid

Quote from: turboswimbz on 12/19/2012, 04:35 PMhttp://vgquality.com/ <- I've commented on how shitty, wrong, and overprice VGQ is before, just check out this shitty website, and the turbo mis informaton.
I wasn't sure why I hadn't visited this website until this very post, but I did.  What a blast from the past!  It reminds me of websites from 1992 when the internet was in its infancy.  I love this headline;

"Be A True Video Game Curator - Preserve Your Video Game!"

At least they use Curator.  That's not a bad word actually.  I think I like it.
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turboswimbz

Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/19/2012, 08:28 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 12/19/2012, 04:35 PMhttp://vgquality.com/ <- I've commented on how shitty, wrong, and overprice VGQ is before, just check out this shitty website, and the turbo mis informaton.
I wasn't sure why I hadn't visited this website until this very post, but I did.  What a blast from the past!  It reminds me of websites from 1992 when the internet was in its infancy.  I love this headline;

"Be A True Video Game Curator - Preserve Your Video Game!"

At least they use Curator.  That's not a bad word actually.  I think I like it.
It's clearly interesting to look at from a social aspect.  we can still curator. as esteban would say: 
BE A PCENGINEFX CURATOR. PLAY BLODIA NOW!
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

esteban

Quote from: turboswimbz on 12/19/2012, 09:49 PM
Quote from: FiftyQuid on 12/19/2012, 08:28 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 12/19/2012, 04:35 PMhttp://vgquality.com/ <- I've commented on how shitty, wrong, and overprice VGQ is before, just check out this shitty website, and the turbo mis informaton.
I wasn't sure why I hadn't visited this website until this very post, but I did.  What a blast from the past!  It reminds me of websites from 1992 when the internet was in its infancy.  I love this headline;

"Be A True Video Game Curator - Preserve Your Video Game!"

At least they use Curator.  That's not a bad word actually.  I think I like it.
It's clearly interesting to look at from a social aspect.  we can still curator. as esteban would say:
BE A PCENGINEFX CURATOR. PLAY BLODIA NOW!
ahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahaaaaa.

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sirhcman

This guy goes on a diatribe about how games aren't complete without the box but he doesn't mention or show that he has the clear plastic tray that held the hucard...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370725717674

RoyVegas

Quote from: guest on 12/30/2012, 11:08 PMThis guy goes on a diatribe about how games aren't complete without the box but he doesn't mention or show that he has the clear plastic tray that held the hucard...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370725717674
How dare you question him. He's been collecting for 26 years and clearly he said he knows what he's doing.
All is well. :)