Caption Contest 12 (raffle type thing). WINNER!

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a SURPRISE.  It will be a game, but I'm not sure what yet.  Who cares?  It's free!

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

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[PukeSter]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers;

Well, at least he lost weight. 

[NightWolve]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers; this time, he used a fork.

This was pretty good, I vote for this one and because I can't think of my own. ;)

[bob]

yup, off to a good start...

[Psycho Punch]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers; this time, he used a fork.

Hah nailed it on the 1st post.

[bob]

A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.

First, we need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 2 past wins each, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
Third, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
4. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, it gets more attention

Now, none of these are hard and fast rules, but more like guidelines.

[NecroPhile]

I've got nothing to rival null's lulz, but the first thing I thought was "OM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"

[PukeSter]

In their natural habitat, the Hambeast offers the female his prey in order to initiate the mating ritual.

[bob]

Josh and the clash aren't going to post in this contest. They're too scared! Either that or Josh is busy acting like a gossipy schoolgirl cyber bullying folks on facebook, and the clash is too busy 'bate'n to some new turbo play mags. Besides, even if they did bother to post, they know they're just outclassed here and it would be an exercise in futility!

(;

(Gotta razz em a bit... make sure they bring their A-game! Believe it or not, I want to lose! This is one of those days where a good laugh would be worth so much more than a surprise game (though id be happy with either!))

I hate that I love your avatar.

[Arkhan Asylum]

NUBBY AND FATTY SITTIN IN A TREE.

E A T T I N G.

yeah, I spelled eating wrong.  who cares.  they're fat.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

"Atta Girl, you just swallow another bite down"

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Glenda had no idea that the cake she just devoured was laced with Ambien, however she probably already assumed that even on their wedding night, Jeremiah was going to stay up late, alone, in his basement, playing Impossimole until 3am again.  She might as well get a good night's sleep.

[esteban]

STATUS: esteban & zeta in true bliss.

[Opethian]

I hunger...

[NightWolve]

STATUS: esteban & zeta in true bliss.

Donde esta senor SignOfZeta ?? He's gone even more MIA than usual.

[Bardoly]

"Knowing that this last piece of cake would send Marge into sugar comatose for the evening, George's planned wedding night Bonk marathon looked probable."

[bob]

I hate that there's only one entry allowed... I think I may have a new final answer, but I'm too scared to post it! >_<

Most recent counts.
Also, Esty coming in strong.

[TheClash603]

After weeks of searching through the many rolls of his gunt, Nulltard sadly realized this moment was the closest he would get to consummating his marriage.


...sorry, you made me do it. 

[MrFlutterPie]

Chew Man huge coming up short on his Magical Chase had to settle for Godzilla instead.

[ToyMachine78]

Yeah.... Take it from Big Daddy bitch!

[wildfruit]

Devoted husband feeds wife her own dress on wedding day

Sent from my Lumia 520 on Scabb Island using Tapatalk

[Arjak]

Despite numerous setbacks during planning, design, and construction, Dr. Robotnik finally found his soul mate.

[xcrement5x]

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Wanda's happiness about finally getting to eat the cake she had lusted after all evening was quickly dashed when she looked towards the pile of wedding presents and saw a Super Nintendo atop them, then began crying when she noticed her cake had been tainted by the foul plumber as well.

[PukeSter]

Despite numerous setbacks during planning, design, and construction, Dr. Robotnik finally found his soul mate.

Two AOSTH episodes, ready to go...

[turboswimbz]

Kids let this be a lesson to you, if you play too many button mashers on your Ave 3 pad, your thumbs will fall off and then you too will need to be spoon fed by a perv.

[Arjak]

Despite numerous setbacks during planning, design, and construction, Dr. Robotnik finally found his soul mate.

Two AOSTH episodes, ready to go...

Oh dear. My inspiration has been discovered! Yes, that scene in the second episode you linked to where Robotnik creates a family for himself was what gave me the idea. I used to watch this cartoon all the time, and actually preferred it over SatAM. That was the kind of kid I was.

[PukeSter]

Despite numerous setbacks during planning, design, and construction, Dr. Robotnik finally found his soul mate.

Two AOSTH episodes, ready to go...

Oh dear. My inspiration has been discovered! Yes, that scene in the second episode you linked to where Robotnik creates a family for himself was what gave me the idea. I used to watch this cartoon all the time, and actually preferred it over SatAM. That was the kind of kid I was.

Don't worry, I despise SatAM. ;)

I love AOSTH because of Robotnik. He makes the show.

[OldMan]

Inspired by the Watermelon announcement, and other forum hi-jinks....

"6 months after the rescue, Xak finally tells Madonna he's 'The Vigilante'"

[bob]

Bill had learned his lesson after losing the tips of all four fingers; this time, he used a fork.

Winner. I think we all knew it right out of the gate, but thanks to everybody for still participating.

[PukeSter]

Trivia Time! Which PC Engine game involving round bodies that gobble things up was rebranded as GOMOLA FEED to better appeal to the US market?

Pac-Land?

[bob]

Glad you like it.