The stereotypical 16-bit console fans...from Japan.

[SamIAm]

The following are pages from a magazine published 15 years ago called "Digital Heroes".

Behold, the stereotypical console fans from the Japanese perspective.



SNES Fan: The Ultimate Regular Guy
Regular hairstyle. Regular shirt. Regular jeans. Regular dick. Regular shoes.
He says: "I guess I haven't played it that much recently. But I played Star Fox, man, oh my god I played it so much..."




PC Engine Fan: The Conservative Otaku
Worshiper of anime. Equipped with pretty-girl games. Buying Vanessa Paradis or some crap. Velcro strap shoes. Entire crotch has man-stench. [I can't fully make out one line]
He says: "V Gundam didn't have a high enough color count."


Mega Drive Fan: The Baseball-Capped Techno Kid
Macintosh hat. Techno Kid. TAR clothes [a label?]. Macho person. Good dick hygiene.
He says: "They keep coming out with stuff like the Mega Drive 2 and the Mega CD 2, huh? Western Genesis [yes, Genesis] games are fun, man!


Discuss

[NecroPhile]

Pretty stupid and juvenile, especially the wang hygiene crap. 

[NightWolve]

Discuss

This content probably should've never left the magazine that it was scanned from... ;)

[Tatsujin]

must have been issued clearly towards the end of the PCEs life..lol.

[geise]

pointless!

[esteban]

Let me be the first to say that this rings absolutely true for the   North American fans of these consoles as well.

YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT.

Except, of course, an entire category of BRO-JOCK-BRO's would be added to capture all the Sports fans on the Genesis.

[SamIAm]

Only the blood of a US Magical Chase can lift the curse of the PCE man stench.

[ElSeven]

lol @ the spectrum of this commentary.  clothing and dick hygiene.

[CrackTiger]

I wonder if the "TAR clothes" reference meant "all black", like how the natives in Wonderboy are called "Coal Kid".

[Nando]

[SamIAm]

I wonder if the "TAR clothes" reference meant "all black", like how the natives in Wonderboy are called "Coal Kid".

I thought it might mean all black as well. But then again, it looks like an abbreviation. It might be some weird 90's pop culture reference.

[NecroPhile]

Reference for hardcore unix users.

[Opethian]

[ClodBusted]

LOL, that PCE guy could be me.

[Otaking]

I wonder what a stereotypical Japanese Neo Geo fan would've looked like?

[Nando]

I wonder what a stereotypical Japanese Neo Geo fan would've looked like?

[ElSeven]

I wonder what a stereotypical Japanese Neo Geo fan would've looked like?

^^ agreed lol

[esteban]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

[NightWolve]

And Nando with the lulz! Heh. You certainly needed a job with a suit and related salary to bring in the kind of money that was needed for that console and its games... That was always true, even before eBay.

[Tatsujin]

I wonder what a stereotypical Japanese Neo Geo fan would've looked like?

He would look like Cary Cole and rather prefers to play some Cyber Lip with his cyber dick.

[roflmao]

I've been working on perfecting my "man stench".

[esteban]

I've been working on perfecting my "man stench".

It is the hallmark of hipsters and real men, everywhere.

[roflmao]

I've been working on perfecting my "man stench".

It is the hallmark of hipsters and real men, everywhere.

Never confuse me with a "real man".  I'm hipster all-the-way.

[esteban]

Hahasassds.

[esteban]

I'm working on my "onion broth" armpits right now in NJ (very humid).

[Psycho Punch]

Now I want to change my avatar to the AV PCE guy.

edit: lucky 777 post.