My console is more "Best Ever" than your console, mofo!

Psycho Nulltard · 09/05/2014, 10:52 AM

I'm sick to death of seeing metrics and game lists and sales figures...

Take off the gloves and settle this like men. All this reasonable non-offensive titty boxing disgusts me. I demand at least one personal attack per post, and it better contain the "fuck" word.

You can change your vote. If someone makes you cry and changes your opinion, then reflect it with your vote... otherwise, all this bellyaching about quality and quantity and herp and derp is pointless.

Only one shall win.

GO!

NecroPhile · 09/05/2014, 11:04 AM

What kind of dumb fuck leaves out Hanimex, Super Lady Cassette Vision, and Action Max?!?

ToyMachine78 · 09/05/2014, 11:07 AM

BTW... Its the Atari fucking 7800 numbnuts! Don't you proofread this shit!?

jtucci31 · 09/05/2014, 11:34 AM

Nintendo sixteefor. mario and zelda and mario and zeldas and conkirs and mario party and mario and nintendo and zelda and mario kart and mario and james bond and zelda and ocrainia and zelda.

Nintendo.

BlueBMW · 09/05/2014, 11:56 AM

Fuck your CD-i! Nuon is the far superior mutitainment console!

DeshDildo · 09/05/2014, 12:51 PM

If you don't like the Nintender six four then ya'lls real dumb. It's got the best 3D gamez eva and has the most fantastical of grafics. But what the fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck do I care? I'm only here ta buy do's Nintenders for cheap and resell to them gamer guys for big monys. I sell dem as rarez and VGA graded yo! Top dolla dolla bills ya'll!

o.pwuaioc · 09/05/2014, 01:32 PM

Anyone who votes for Nulltard's package gets what they deserve (i.e. very little).

Opethian · 09/05/2014, 02:20 PM

my console beat up your console

Miracle_Warrior · 09/05/2014, 03:13 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/05/2014, 01:32 PMAnyone who votes for Nulltard's package gets what they deserve (i.e. very little).

Your mama disagrees!

Psycho Punch · 09/05/2014, 03:30 PM

Where is the EPOCH Super Cassette Vision?

FUCK THIS GAY THREAD.

Psycho Punch · 09/05/2014, 03:46 PM

I know that the console with the best version of Dragon Slayer isn't available, but come on, at least vote for a decent console like the SUPER NES you fuckers.

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HailingTheThings · 09/05/2014, 05:13 PM

Nulltard package ATW FTW!!!!!1!!!

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DeshDildo · 09/05/2014, 06:00 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 09/05/2014, 01:43 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/05/2014, 01:32 PMAnyone who votes for Nulltard's package gets what they deserve (i.e. very little).
Don't make me go all DeuceBag on you!

You're gonna take a deuce on him!? That's some fucked up shit... literally.

synbiosfan · 09/05/2014, 09:40 PM

Quote from: Desh on 09/05/2014, 06:00 PM
Quote from: Nulltard on 09/05/2014, 01:43 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/05/2014, 01:32 PMAnyone who votes for Nulltard's package gets what they deserve (i.e. very little).
Don't make me go all DeuceBag on you!
You're gonna take a deuce on him!? That's some fucked up shit... literally.

Before your join date, I knew DeuceBag from neo-geo.com.

johnnymad · 09/05/2014, 10:03 PM

I voted for Nulltard's package and nobody pooped on me. I want my money back.

ClodBusted · 09/06/2014, 04:51 AM

IBM PC still fucks every console out there. Period.

o.pwuaioc · 09/06/2014, 09:52 AM

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johnnymad · 09/06/2014, 10:02 AM

Quote from: guest on 09/06/2014, 09:52 AM
Quote from: johnnymad on 09/05/2014, 10:03 PMI voted for Nulltard's package and nobody pooped on me. I want my money back.
For you he's saving up one of the good ones, a night out on the town with Coke and Crown.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

o.pwuaioc · 09/06/2014, 10:25 AM

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Galder · 09/06/2014, 02:02 PM

NES here... BUT if I had one more vote, that would definitely go to CDTV for pure sentimental reasons

JoshTurboTrollX · 09/06/2014, 10:57 PM

Teh Ouya's not even listed.... Why kind of horseshit is this?

schweaty · 09/07/2014, 05:26 AM

Since Leapster isnt on the list.... i voted Nulltard's package

PukeSter · 09/07/2014, 01:57 PM

~~PC Engine~~ Sega SG-1000 you bitches

Star Jacker and Sega Pitfall II destroy everything.

TheClash603 · 09/07/2014, 02:28 PM

Quote from: PukeSter on 09/07/2014, 01:57 PM~~PC Engine~~ Sega SG-1000 you bitches

Star Jacker and Sega Pitfall II destroy everything.

I voted 5200, just because it has the definitive version of Pitfall II. Anyone that thinks this isn't true can give me a rimjob, because you don't deserve the cock.

PS - Fix 7200 already, that's embarrassing.

PukeSter · 09/07/2014, 04:48 PM

Quote from: TheClash603 on 09/07/2014, 02:28 PM
Quote from: PukeSter on 09/07/2014, 01:57 PM~~PC Engine~~ Sega SG-1000 you bitches

Star Jacker and Sega Pitfall II destroy everything.
I voted 5200, just because it has the definitive version of Pitfall II. Anyone that thinks this isn't true can give me a rimjob, because you don't deserve the cock.

PS - Fix 7200 already, that's embarrassing.

SEGA version has a final boss and mother-fucking balloons, beat that.

esteban · 09/07/2014, 05:49 PM

XaviX.

esteban · 09/07/2014, 05:49 PM

Oh, and fuck off, bitch tits.

CrackTiger · 09/08/2014, 05:53 PM

Quote from: Psycho Punch on 09/05/2014, 03:46 PMI know that the console with the best version of Dragon Slayer isn't available, but come on, at least vote for a decent console like the SUPER NES you fuckers.

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You mean a decent console like this?

Sparky · 09/08/2014, 07:41 PM

Quote from: Galder on 09/06/2014, 02:02 PMNES here... BUT if I had one more vote, that would definitely go to CDTV for pure sentimental reasons

Get the fuck out of here.. (( points to door))

Its nullys package and I raise you your whiskey shits to my red wine shits.. Like fucking hot lava, lava I tell ya!

PukeSter · 09/08/2014, 08:59 PM

Quote from: CrackTiger on 09/08/2014, 05:53 PM
Quote from: Psycho Punch on 09/05/2014, 03:46 PMI know that the console with the best version of Dragon Slayer isn't available, but come on, at least vote for a decent console like the SUPER NES you fuckers.

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You mean a decent console like this?

To be fair, that port was done by the godawful Epoch.

CrackTiger · 09/09/2014, 04:59 PM

Quote from: PukeSter on 09/08/2014, 08:59 PM
Quote from: CrackTiger on 09/08/2014, 05:53 PM
Quote from: Psycho Punch on 09/05/2014, 03:46 PMI know that the console with the best version of Dragon Slayer isn't available, but come on, at least vote for a decent console like the SUPER NES you fuckers.

/redskins_rgriffiniii10_kneepraypoint.gif

You mean a decent console like this?
To be fair, that port was done by the godawful Epoch.

To be fair, SNES fans usually compare the TG-16 and SNES hardware by comparing a pre-SNES <4meg HuCard game to a 48+ meg SFC/SNES game from late in the 32-bit era.

Dicer · 09/14/2014, 01:48 AM

Atari Jaguar...

Tempest 2000, boom headshot!!!

SuperGrafx · 09/15/2014, 09:22 PM

It's all about the NUON

HailingTheThings · 09/16/2014, 12:46 AM

Quote from: SuperGrafx on 09/15/2014, 09:22 PMIt's all about the NUON

FUCK YEAH!

esteban · 09/16/2014, 08:52 PM

Quote from: HailingTheThings on 09/16/2014, 12:46 AM
Quote from: SuperGrafx on 09/15/2014, 09:22 PMIt's all about the NUON
FUCK YEAH!

I never knew about this game. I still want to play NUON Tetris, too.

HailingTheThings · 09/17/2014, 02:15 AM

Quote from: esteban on 09/16/2014, 08:52 PMI never knew about this game. I still want to play NUON Tetris, too.

I've always wanted to monkey around with a Nuon, but it doesn't seem like that'll happen anytime soon.

Dicer · 09/17/2014, 01:49 PM

I have a Nuon, non working sadly...

SuperGrafx · 09/17/2014, 09:33 PM

I had one a while back.
Iron Soldier 3 was surprisingly fun.
Same goes for Merlin Racing (although saving is accomplished by way of a password system --- welcome back to the NES days I guess)

The Next Tetris, as rare as it is, looked and played like it was truly unfinished. No backgrounds, etc when compared to versions that released on other consoles of the day.

DragonmasterDan · 09/19/2014, 12:53 PM

Quote from: SuperGrafx on 09/17/2014, 09:33 PMThe Next Tetris, as rare as it is, looked and played like it was truly unfinished. No backgrounds, etc when compared to versions that released on other consoles of the day.

It was also a weird mail order giveaway only game with a bunch of demos on it. It didn't even have a proper case and manual. It wasn't a regular commercial release.

esteban · 09/19/2014, 05:53 PM

Quote from: DragonmasterDan on 09/19/2014, 12:53 PM
Quote from: SuperGrafx on 09/17/2014, 09:33 PMThe Next Tetris, as rare as it is, looked and played like it was truly unfinished. No backgrounds, etc when compared to versions that released on other consoles of the day.
It was also a weird mail order giveaway only game with a bunch of demos on it. It didn't even have a proper case and manual. It wasn't a regular commercial release.

Didn't Beemer (or someone) post a video of it? I kinda liked the music. But, without variety of nice visuals, it seems like a big waste. Heck, even Blodia has a small bit of variety in stages.

DragonmasterDan · 09/19/2014, 11:46 PM

Quote from: esteban on 09/19/2014, 05:53 PMDidn't Beemer (or someone) post a video of it? I kinda liked the music. But, without variety of nice visuals, it seems like a big waste. Heck, even Blodia has a small bit of variety in stages.

Someone may have. It's like a demo disc, I'd like to say it was acquired by mailing in the UPC code of a particular model Nuon DVD player or something along those lines and "Next Tetris" was among a few things on the disc.

BlueBMW · 09/26/2014, 02:52 AM

I've got Nuon Tetris... I think its the same as The Next Tetris on Playstation. Not good really. I think it was a mail order game that you got with a coupon that came with Toshiba Nuon systems.

And Tempest 3000 is jawsome. Merlin racing... not so much ;)

Ninja16608 · 09/26/2014, 03:25 AM

Nully you pole smokin fashion victim, I would have voted for your package but didn't look hard enough to see it I guess. Snes for me, but yes when I talk about the Snes or the TG16 they are in the same line up and often get compared in my conversations with friends like it was mentioned here. These two systems shaped my hard on game playing years. Yes "HARD ON" every time I got a new game I couldn't wait to play, made me think of Nullys mom and I would sprout a little boner for her.

EAT A COCK MEAT SANDWICH NNULLYYYY.

cjameslv · 09/26/2014, 10:47 AM

Of course there's love for the TG-16 but the vote here is for Sega Saturn. Paired up with the Action Replay 4 Plus the library is insane. These 2 systems make up my main systems i play.

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My console is more "Best Ever" than your console, mofo!