Hang over, who's with me?

[cjameslv]

Fuck...so hung over. My wife's lil sister made us do shots all night. ugh this coffee isn't doing shit.

[ToyMachine78]

I might be in ur boat tomorrow morn or Sunday morn. Going to visit my brother in Greensboro today, and its usually a beerfest.

I deplore being hungover. It just seems like the older you get the harder the recovery is.

[o.pwuaioc]

I drink a crap ton of water and take Advil the night prior, so I woke up today feeling awesome. Now time for an irish coffee.

[DeshDildo]

The wife and I went out Wed. night.  It's weird, as I get older I don't suffer from hangovers so much anymore.  My usual practice is 2 McDoubles and 2 small fries 2 hours before I start drinking.  Then a bottle of water and 2 Excedrins if I remember before passing out.  The next morning a big greasy steak bagel from McDonalds and a large Coke along with 2 Excedrins.  I've been practicing this method for a couple of years now and it works for me.  If I stray from that at all I pay for it.

Who knew that the secret hangover cure was shitty McDonalds before and after?

I didn't get a hangover from Wed. night but I did lose my main set of keys that had all my important ones on it so that sucked.

[Medic_wheat]

And here I thought you were talking about the movies. Lol


As I just picked up the first two movies steel book edition for like $8 a movie

[cjameslv]

I drink a crap ton of water and take Advil the night prior, so I woke up today feeling awesome. Now time for an irish coffee.

Yes water is key, If i remember to drink a lot before i goto bed i'm ok but i forgot and was too hammered to think of that.

You just need to stay in practice. I'm 35 and find that daily drinking makes hangover a natural state, which in essence means you're never hungover.

Lol i'm 35 as well but my "practice" time only occurs on weekends usually.

[HailingTheThings]

The wife and I went out Wed. night.  It's weird, as I get older I don't suffer from hangovers so much anymore.  My usual practice is 2 McDoubles and 2 small fries 2 hours before I start drinking.  Then a bottle of water and 2 Excedrins if I remember before passing out.  The next morning a big greasy steak bagel from McDonalds and a large Coke along with 2 Excedrins.  I've been practicing this method for a couple of years now and it works for me.  If I stray from that at all I pay for it.

Who knew that the secret hangover cure was shitty McDonalds before and after?

I didn't get a hangover from Wed. night but I did lose my main set of keys that had all my important ones on it so that sucked.

Well, its all shit, so makes sense. Shitty shit-shit and liquid shit, mixed with actual shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit party. Sound the alarm.

[bartre]

hahahahahahha.

well, my sister gets married in 13 hours.
after that, there's about 10 hours of drinking and dancing.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i'm gonna get fucked up.
i'm calling in sick the next day.
i'm going to shit so bad i crack the floorboards.

[cjameslv]

hahahahahahha.

well, my sister gets married in 13 hours.
after that, there's about 10 hours of drinking and dancing.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i'm gonna get fucked up.
i'm calling in sick the next day.
i'm going to shit so bad i crack the floorboards.

Sounds like a good time. Have fun!

[tggodfrey]

go find a mexican taco joint and eat tacos with as much hot sauce as you can.  clear that hangover right up!  I am serious

[roflmao]

go find a mexican taco joint and eat tacos with as much hot sauce as you can.  clear that hangover right up!  I am serious

This is truth.

[ToyMachine78]

go find a mexican taco joint and eat tacos with as much hot sauce as you can.  clear that hangover right up!  I am serious

This is truth.

No thanks... I like the take nyquil and go back to bed approach. You'll wake up well rested, with no hangover in site. It may be 3pm when you get up, but oh well.

[esteban]

As folks have already said, staying hydrated is the key.

[Sparky]

You just need to stay in practice. I'm 35 and find that daily drinking makes hangover a natural state, which in essence means you're never hungover.

Well said, it is also the order of the drinks you drink.. For me a few beers before a bottle of wine.. I am Le fine.
Beer after wine and the next morning is not so kind.

[ToyMachine78]

As folks have already said, staying hydrated is the key.

For preventing the hangover in the first place I agree. I thought we were discussing coping with the hangover after the fact.

[cjameslv]

You just need to stay in practice. I'm 35 and find that daily drinking makes hangover a natural state, which in essence means you're never hungover.

Well said, it is also the order of the drinks you drink.. For me a few beers before a bottle of wine.. I am Le fine.
Beer after wine and the next morning is not so kind.

(I see we have a wordsmith)
Wine is for pussies... Shots and beer..keeps you not queer,
Beer and shots give girls the hots.

[Sparky]

You just need to stay in practice. I'm 35 and find that daily drinking makes hangover a natural state, which in essence means you're never hungover.

Well said, it is also the order of the drinks you drink.. For me a few beers before a bottle of wine.. I am Le fine.
Beer after wine and the next morning is not so kind.

(I see we have a wordsmith)
Wine is for pussies... Shots and beer..keeps you not queer,
Beer and shots give girls the hots.

Hahaha.. As your sleeping in, your girl and I will sin

[esteban]

As folks have already said, staying hydrated is the key.

For preventing the hangover in the first place I agree. I thought we were discussing coping with the hangover after the fact.

Once you have a hangover, take 2 aspirin and sip gin through a straw.

[420GOAT]

fuck you guys, i stopped drinking in July.

[BlueBMW]

Would you guys believe it if I told you Ive never been drunk (and subsequently hung over) ?

[Sadler]

Would you guys believe it if I told you Ive never been drunk (and subsequently hung over) ?

Speaking as someone who posts 98% of the time drunk here, you aren't missing much. I like to think if it weren't for beer, I'd probably emperor of some nation.

[BlueBMW]

I've tried a ton of different types of drinks but I cant find anything I like at all lol.  There are a few wines that were tolerable, and maybe a few ciders but beyond that bleh...  I know, I know... the first drink is always the worst but they get "better" after that.

[ToyMachine78]

I've tried a ton of different types of drinks but I cant find anything I like at all lol.  There are a few wines that were tolerable, and maybe a few ciders but beyond that bleh...  I know, I know... the first drink is always the worst but they get "better" after that.

You are better off without it, wealthier too lok

[esteban]

Would you guys believe it if I told you Ive never been drunk (and subsequently hung over) ?

Crazy. Crazy.

When we hang out, at some point, you will get drunk.

[xcrement5x]

All good advice.  Excessive drinking can lead to less money, excessive baldness, fear of post offices, and forum/fanart crossovers with cameltoe. 

I don't mind a nice drink now and then but it depends on the mood, I don't drink beer personally because of issues with carbonation.  If you like sweeter stuff something like a Port might be your style Beemer.   

[cjameslv]

LOL i find shots and beer go whatever together in no particular order.

[ToyMachine78]

LOL i find shots and beer go whatever together in no particular order.

Yeah I find that alcohol is alcohol. Its not the type or order that gets me. Just the overall amount.

[ifkz]

...My usual practice is 2 McDoubles and 2 small fries 2 hours before I start drinking.  Then a bottle of water and 2 Excedrins if I remember before passing out.  The next morning a big greasy steak bagel from McDonalds and a large Coke along with 2 Excedrins...

I haven't been drinking in a long time, but next time I do, I want to try this.  What kind of Excedrin:  AM, PM?  Will generics work?

Actually, all this post has done so far is make me hungry.

Ouzo turned out to be my drink of choice, the only thing I could drink straight, also good on the rocks.

I liked rum for the longest time (Sailor Jerry was my brand) but I guess I outgrew it.

Come to think of it, after I stopped hanging out with that group of people I haven't touched alcohol.  Looking around I have full bottles of vodka, absente, vermouth, and Kahlua.

What does one do with vermouth anyhow?  Cooking, drinking, food?

[HailingTheThings]

I've always heard:

beer before liquor, never sicker.
liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

myself, I live by (and I'm making this up right now):

Rum is mur spelled backward. If that isn't funny, drink mur rum.

(Shit... that sucked. Let me try again after I drink some mur...)

Beer before liquor, throw up quicker.
Liquor before beer, never fear.

Whenever I drink rum, mur is how I act.

My Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.

I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed.

This reminded me of sharing a room with my older bro back in the day. All throughout high school he'd come home drunk at night. Sometimes I'd wake up to find the hamper smelling of piss, I'd smile and kiss his sleeping, drunken and food-stained forehead to bestow luck upon his chance of having a hangover. While attending a full day of classes.

[DeshDildo]

My Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.

I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed.

Null... it happens to the best of us.  There are 2 times when I went way overboard with the drinking and pissed in bad spots.  I of course don't remember, so these stories are eye witness accounts and the aftermath I had to clean up.

When I first bought my house years ago I had a huge party with all of my friends.  I got shwasted and in the middle of the party pulled down my pants and sat in my leather chair thinking it was the toilet.  I then proceeded to piss all over it.  Luckily leather cleans up easily.

When I was the best man at my friend's wedding I went overboard.  My dad brought me home and helped me into my bed.  My wife noticed in the middle of the night that I woke up, sat off the side of the bed and started pissing.  She yelled and tried to stop me but all I could do is say, "Shut up you dumb bitch.  I do what I want!"  It would have been one thing if I had just pissed all over the hardwood floor, however, my new tennis shoes took a direct hit.  Luckily, my wife stayed with me even though I called her a dumb bitch and pissed on the floor.  She thought it was awesome I had to clean up my own piss and discard a pair of shoes.

Now those are both extreme cases of mine and since having kids I don't get out too often.  The only alone time anymore is the 35 seconds I enter the bathroom before the kids notice.

[cjameslv]

My Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.

I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed.

.... I got shwasted and in the middle of the party pulled down my pants and sat in my leather chair thinking it was the toilet.  I then proceeded to piss all over it....

All i gleaned from Desh's post is: Desh sits to pee
nuf said

[DeshDildo]

My Native American name was Pees On Futon When Drink Much.

I'm not bragging. Really. The self flagellation makes me feel slightly better about a serious problem. And really... if you were there and it wasn't your futon, you'd've laughed.

.... I got shwasted and in the middle of the party pulled down my pants and sat in my leather chair thinking it was the toilet.  I then proceeded to piss all over it....

All i gleaned from Desh's post is: Desh sits to pee
nuf said

Hahaha lulz!  Not always but I will admit I probably sit more than most.  It's much easier not to make a mess with my vagina by sitting.

[xcrement5x]

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[JoshTurboTrollX]

I CLICKED LIEK!!

[NecroPhile]

.... some big ass crazy white dude all grunting and punching and kicking your door and shit.

Did anyone else picture this? -


Except pantless instead of shirtless, of course.

[Sadler]

That's possibly the greatest thing I've read on this forumthe internet.

[roflmao]

That story just won.

[cr8zykuban0]

I feel you. I forgot to drink water last time I drank a lot and man I paid for it when the guys and I went to go game shopping lol

[cjameslv]

Words fail me. I cannot express how pleased I am that you guys were entertained by one of my top 10 crazy fucked up life stories (in the category "can't laugh about it until much later").  MGC will undoubtedly let us all share an experience that will take a while to laugh about. Hahah

When i started this thread i knew not of the epicness that would follow. I am overjoyed to see how alcohol has touched everyones lives in such a meaningful way. Without it Nulltard would be a sober nobody instead of the role model we can only wish to aspire to today.

[HailingTheThings]

Did anyone else get a half-chub or better while reading Null's Story? No? Just me then I guess...**

*likes*

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[ToyMachine78]

Did anyone else get a half-chub or better while reading Null's Story? No? Just me then I guess...**

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Why must you be so creepy? ???

[BlueBMW]

It was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...

[cjameslv]

It was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...

Agreed 1/2 chub is acceptable.

[HailingTheThings]

Why must you be so creepy? ???

I do it just for you, sweety!

It was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...

Agreed 1/2 chub is acceptable.

Yay!

Also, joking is a thing, yeah?

Pretty sure.

Let me check...

Yeap! It sure is!!!!

[esteban]

Why must you be so creepy? ???

I do it just for you, sweety!

It was only a half chub... Thats not too creepy I guess...

Agreed 1/2 chub is acceptable.

Yay!

Also, joking is a thing, yeah?

Pretty sure.

Let me check...

Yeap! It sure is!!!!

I don't get it? Who was joking? About what?

[NecroPhile]

I don't get it? Who was joking? About what?

Hailing was joking about getting a half chub.  We all know it was a full chub..... or maybe that was just me.

[esteban]

Chubby Cherub.

[Psycho Punch]

Nulltard your story really is a great setup for a small adventure game.

[HailingTheThings]

I don't get it? Who was joking? About what?

Hailing was joking about getting a half chub.  We all know it was a full chub..... or maybe that was just me.

Chub-Club!

*high-fives*

[jtucci31]

Admit it. You all had full four-inch hard-ons for my story.

now let us band together and make a game of it. Punch was right on the money... as humbly as possible, I must say that this experience of mine would indeed make an extraordinary monkey island type adventure game. Who is with me!?

Write it! Then have cabbage make it. I'd play it!