Metal Jesus ruins my faith in humanity

[slinkyturd]

This turd is so irritating. Clearly he has no clue what he's talking about.

" I think Ys got its start on TurboGrafx."
"No, that was the PC Engine."

"My Order of the Griffon didn't come with a CD case like it was supposed to."

Seriously ?!

Also, this is a list of hidden gems? Pac-Land is no gem. Veigues is no gem. World Court Tennis is no gem. They are all just hidden, and they should stay that way. Cadash may be a gem but it was on Genesis. It's not hidden. Like half their list doesn't work for this context.

I don't understand why they even made this video. Is he that delusional that he thinks people want to see his goofy doofus face. No one wants to see a long haired pudgy chinless version of Kay from Sword in the Stone. Yet 30k+ people have watched this shit smear's video. What the hell?!

[HailingTheThings]

Gets worse.

[ToyMachine78]

This was bitched about in another thread.

[PunkCryborg]

i hate seeing this dude in my YT recommended videos

[HailingTheThings]

Anytime I watch his videos I pretend that he and his co-host just got done.

[VenomMacbeth]

I don't care for Metal Jesus, but I disagree with your sentiments on Veigues.  It's not a great game, but as far as hucards go it's definitely worth playing.  A diamond in the rough, if you will. 

I will absolutely agree though about his stoopid face.  That's why I don't watch it, or any show really where it just shows a dude talking.  Show me games, guy.

[mackdanger]

I don't understand why they even made this video. Is he that delusional that he thinks people want to see his goofy doofus face. No one wants to see a long haired pudgy chinless version of Kay from Sword in the Stone. Yet 30k+ people have watched this shit smear's video. What the hell?!

When I started paying attention to YT, I was disappointed to find that gaming on YouTube is a wasteland. The grown "men" who pretend to be legitimately terrified by screen savers like Five Nights
at Freddie's are of course the worst. The rest seem to be like the guy in the video.
"Hey everybody. Look at all the shit I have! I just bought another box of shit off Ebay! Check out all the shit I bought! I better move a little to the left, so I don't block your view of my big wall of shit. Tune in next week when I unbox the rare Cambodian bootleg of the ZX Spectrum classic Granny Farts a Biscuit. It's like my favorite game EVARRRRRRR!" 

And it is at that point you realize why the video was made, and why the hidden gems chosen were anything but. He needed an excuse to make a video about more of his shit.

[Retrocool]

a bitched and complain about this episode with him, tho

Ys Book 1 was for the Sega Master System
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ys_I:_Ancient_Ys_Vanished

Playing a bit of devils advocate, he was never an original Turbo guy, so for him, these are "GEMS"

[NightWolve]

The rest seem to be like the guy in the video. "Hey everybody. Look at all the shit I have! I just bought another box of shit off Ebay! Check out all the shit I bought! I better move a little to the left, so I don't block your view of my big wall of shit. Tune in next week when I unbox the rare Cambodian bootleg of the ZX Spectrum classic Granny Farts a Biscuit. It's like my favorite game EVARRRRRRR!"

Hahaha, not a fan of unboxing videos, I see...

Here's one you might like though.

youtu.be/7Z-2png9v5Q
Go Go Birdie Chance unboxing

[mackdanger]

Hahaha, not a fan of unboxing videos, I see...

Here's one you might like though.

Go Go Birdie Chance unboxing

That was actually pretty cool. For me it depends on what is being unboxed or showcased. You have a complete copy of Chu Teng for the PC? Okay, you have my attention. If you want a real laugh, go on YT, search for "PS4 unboxing," and watch how many results come back.

[TR0N]

I've mention it before MJR expertise is PC gaming and not so much consoles.I have listen to agg podcast,where mjr mentions he grew up on playing video games on the pc more.Still for that video that's his friend TG16,showing what he think is are hidden gems.In the comment section even i said those games are not hidden gems.

[mackdanger]

Still for that video that's his friend TG16,showing what he think is are hidden gems.In the comment section even i said those games are not hidden gems.

Then I stand corrected as for his motivation for making this particular video.

[Dicer]

He is pretty terrible...

[o.pwuaioc]

This was bitched about in another thread.

It sure was.

He is pretty terrible...

He's not terrible overall, actually a really nice guy if you ever chat with him. It's just that these Turbo ones are really, really bad.

[slinkyturd]

This was bitched about in another thread.

I'm gonna keep bitching until we all organize and troll the shit out of him and he's forced to stay in his mom's basement with the cats and off my interweb.

I don't understand why they even made this video. Is he that delusional that he thinks people want to see his goofy doofus face. No one wants to see a long haired pudgy chinless version of Kay from Sword in the Stone. Yet 30k+ people have watched this shit smear's video. What the hell?!

When I started paying attention to YT, I was disappointed to find that gaming on YouTube is a wasteland. The grown "men" who pretend to be legitimately terrified by screen savers like Five Nights
at Freddie's are of course the worst. The rest seem to be like the guy in the video.
"Hey everybody. Look at all the shit I have! I just bought another box of shit off Ebay! Check out all the shit I bought! I better move a little to the left, so I don't block your view of my big wall of shit. Tune in next week when I unbox the rare Cambodian bootleg of the ZX Spectrum classic Granny Farts a Biscuit. It's like my favorite game EVARRRRRRR!" 

And it is at that point you realize why the video was made, and why the hidden gems chosen were anything but. He needed an excuse to make a video about more of his shit.

YES! He's a complete shit! Shit talking about his shit!

[ClodBusted]

i hate seeing this dude in my YT recommended videos

I can relate to that.

[ToyMachine78]

I don't understand why they even made this video. Is he that delusional that he thinks people want to see his goofy doofus face. No one wants to see a long haired pudgy chinless version of Kay from Sword in the Stone. Yet 30k+ people have watched this shit smear's video. What the hell?!

When I started paying attention to YT, I was disappointed to find that gaming on YouTube is a wasteland. The grown "men" who pretend to be legitimately terrified by screen savers like Five Nights
at Freddie's are of course the worst. The rest seem to be like the guy in the video.
"Hey everybody. Look at all the shit I have! I just bought another box of shit off Ebay! Check out all the shit I bought! I better move a little to the left, so I don't block your view of my big wall of shit. Tune in next week when I unbox the rare Cambodian bootleg of the ZX Spectrum classic Granny Farts a Biscuit. It's like my favorite game EVARRRRRRR!" 

And it is at that point you realize why the video was made, and why the hidden gems chosen were anything but. He needed an excuse to make a video about more of his shit.

Yeah I concur. He's up there with that Brittany Brombacher chick. Her Brits Shit videos are the epitome of what you describe..... OMG ! So I was like driving down the road and this like 90  year old woman was having this dinky yardsale. You know the kind where half the shit is old dresses that look like drapes?... Anyhoo I felt compelled to stop.... Look what I found under some doilies! A box of games! This lot has FF7 and Earthbound, and I got the whole lot for 50¢! Even though I already have 6 copies of FF7, now I have 7 copies! Like how cool is that!? I can't wait to tell my buddy Joe Reddifer... He just loves this game.....

Ugh.... Shut up!!!!!!!!

I have a better idea for a video series.... How about: "Brits Tits".... So much potential.

[Ayce]

a bitched and complain about this episode with him, tho

Ys Book 1 was for the Sega Master System
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ys_I:_Ancient_Ys_Vanished
Yeah, I hated it on the SMS. I much preferred to play this game on my old VGA PC.
Playing a bit of devils advocate, he was never an original Turbo guy, so for him, these are "GEMS"

[esteban]

I don't know why I am posting this here. I guess I did not want to start a thread.


METAL JESUS @clueless videos

A few days ago I was thinking how ironic it was that I enjoy looking at old magazines NOW...when, back when they were new, I thought the writing/opinions/analysis/etc. was mediocre, at best.

If I was critical of content as a kid, you can imagine my views of the old written content now.

Then I thought how the world really hasn't improved as much as I thought it had, post-Internet.


A few people who write about _____ know what they are writing about.

A few folks who talk about _____ know what they are talking about.



That's it.

It has always been this way.

It shall always be this way.

The only good thing is that occasionally, if you are lucky, you'll find someone who knows what he/she is talking about (but this was true Pre-Internet as well!).

Pre-Internet, it was hard to find competent folks. You had to physically find them. But if you did...

BOTTOM LINE: We are better off now. There is MORE OF EVERYTHING...more quality and more crap.

You see, I thought the CRAP:QUALITY ratio would change.

 But the crap:quality ratio is still pretty bad today... We just have more of everything (which is, indeed, an improvement...but it means you have to sift through a lot more crap).



WHAT I AM SAYING IS NOT NEW...it has been said whenever technology lowers the obstacles to create and/or distribute stuff. See: Gutenberg and printing press.

I remember arguing about this issue in the 80's/90's  when it came to music (indie music/fanzine scenes were blossoming... People talked about the crap:quality ratio versus the sheer quantity of content available).

Oh, and who was having this discussion? Well, my friends and I read about the debate in our favorite fanzine. Then we started talking about it. Some things don't change.

[slinkyturd]

I don't know why I am posting this here. I guess I did not want to start a thread.


METAL JESUS @clueless videos

A few days ago I was thinking how ironic it was that I enjoy looking at old magazines NOW...when, back when they were new, I thought the writing/opinions/analysis/etc. was mediocre, at best.

If I was critical of content as a kid, you can imagine my views of the old written content now.

Then I thought how the world really hasn't improved as much as I thought it had, post-Internet.


A few people who write about _____ know what they are writing about.

A few folks who talk about _____ know what they are talking about.



That's it.

It has always been this way.

It shall always be this way.

The only good thing is that occasionally, if you are lucky, you'll find someone who knows what he/she is talking about (but this was true Pre-Internet as well!).

Pre-Internet, it was hard to find competent folks. You had to physically find them. But if you did...

BOTTOM LINE: We are better off now. There is MORE OF EVERYTHING...more quality and more crap.

You see, I thought the CRAP:QUALITY ratio would change.

 But the crap:quality ratio is still pretty bad today... We just have more of everything (which is, indeed, an improvement...but it means you have to sift through a lot more crap).



WHAT I AM SAYING IS NOT NEW...it has been said whenever technology lowers the obstacles to create and/or distribute stuff. See: Gutenberg and printing press.

I remember arguing about this issue in the 80's/90's  when it came to music (indie music/fanzine scenes were blossoming... People talked about the crap:quality ratio versus the sheer quantity of content available).

Oh, and who was having this discussion? Well, my friends and I read about the debate in our favorite fanzine. Then we started talking about it. Some things don't change.

Incorrect, sir. We have Metal Jesus now and he is becoming that turd that just circles the bowl and never disappears down his hole despite how many times you flush. He's always there daring you to reach in with your hand and do "it" the hard way, but we refrain. We justify futile flushes with thoughts of "Everyone will come to their senses and see him for what he is: an attention whore golf ball size turd tempting you to do the unthinkable." This will not do! I protest this rationalizing of his existence, sir. You need to repent immediately. Bow before your Duo and say 10 Hail Hudsonsofts and 10 Our NECs.

[esteban]

I totally agree with you. Metal Jesus is, figuratively and literally, crappagio.

Please forgive me.

And may God forgive Metal Jesus.

[slinkyturd]

I totally agree with you. Metal Jesus is, figuratively and literally, crappagio.

Please forgive me.

And may God forgive Metal Jesus.

Ah-men.

[cr8zykuban0]

I personally dont mind his other hidden gems videos for other systems since he seems to know what hes talking about and actually shows off games ive never heard of or that I never knew was available for the systems hes talking about. when it comes to the turbo hidden gems video, none of the games hes talking about are hidden gems at all.

im afraid his video will probably drive up prices on turbo games

[Medic_wheat]

Points and laughs "haw haw you still had faith in humanity"!

[TR0N]

Still for that video that's his friend TG16,showing what he think is are hidden gems.In the comment section even i said those games are not hidden gems.

Then I stand corrected as for his motivation for making this particular video.

Yup he should have bought the console first and explore it's library of games,before making a video.For that matter at least ask spida1a what are the good ones.

[cr8zykuban0]

Still for that video that's his friend TG16,showing what he think is are hidden gems.In the comment section even i said those games are not hidden gems.

Then I stand corrected as for his motivation for making this particular video.

Yup he should have bought the console first and explore it's library of games,before making a video.For that matter at least ask spida1a what are the good ones.

exactly!!

[Flare65]

Incorrect, sir. We have Metal Jesus now and he is becoming that turd that just circles the bowl and never disappears down his hole despite how many times you flush. He's always there daring you to reach in with your hand and do "it" the hard way, but we refrain.

LOL!!!!

[NecroPhile]

Ys Book 1 was for the Sega Master System

The SMS got a port, true, but it didn't start there.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

the first Wanderers of Y'''s was on SNES.  At least, that's the first I played.

[johnnykonami]

i hate seeing this dude in my YT recommended videos

I hate pretty much any recommendation Youtube throws at me, and since there's no way to control any of it (remove things you don't like, feature things you specifically promote) I just ignore that whole trash heap of a home page.  There's a couple other gaming personalities that I never wanna see, among them Gamester81, and mainstream stuff like pewdiepie and other lets play garbage.  I just wish there was a "stop showing me content from this channel" option.  Then I might actually see the stuff I do like without it getting buried.

[HailingTheThings]

the first Wanderers of Y'''s was on SNES.  At least, that's the first I played.

The first Ys was on Famicom... or was it is MSX...? Or was it....SharpXXX6668thousandish?

[NecroPhile]

The first Ys was on Famicom... or was it is MSX...? Or was it....SharpXXX6668thousandish?

I'll go with D) None of the Above.

[HailingTheThings]

The first Ys was on Famicom... or was it is MSX...? Or was it....SharpXXX6668thousandish?

I'll go with D) None of the Above.

NEC PC-8801

You made me look it up. Technically it started with OBEY. Yeh.

[Arkhan Asylum]

When I watch PC Engine videos, this is what I get recommended:

You're all doing YouTube wrong.

[Medic_wheat]

When I watch PC Engine videos, this is what I get recommended:

youtu.be/XawFchNjoyM

You're all doing YouTube wrong.

What is with the child porn?

[slinkyturd]

You know what I really want to do? A concert dressed in vinyl! Sounds like a fantastic idea.

[ParanoiaDragon]

When I watch PC Engine videos, this is what I get recommended:

youtu.be/XawFchNjoyM

You're all doing YouTube wrong.

What is with the child porn?

Some of them are wearing cat ears, so it'd technically be "kitty" porn.

[Medic_wheat]

When I watch PC Engine videos, this is what I get recommended:

youtu.be/XawFchNjoyM

You're all doing YouTube wrong.

What is with the child porn?

Some of them are wearing cat ears, so it'd technically be "kitty" porn.

Dang furries.

[reson8er]

i hate seeing this dude in my YT recommended videos

Exactly! So damn irritating seeing his face everytime I check videos. I checked his channel out, and thoroughly detested it. Nothing against him, I just don't like the cut of his jib.

[esadajr]

i hate seeing this dude in my YT recommended videos

Exactly! So damn irritating seeing his face everytime I check videos. I checked his channel out, and thoroughly detested it. Nothing against him, I just don't like the cut of his jib.

Go to his "about" page (https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalJesusRocks/about) click on the flag at the bottom then block him. I haven't seen him in recommendations ever since.

[grache]

If you like MetalJesus, then you'll *love* this guy.

[HailingTheThings]

If you like MetalJesus, then you'll *love* this guy.

LOL LAME

[NecroPhile]

It's a giant  !

[Psycho Punch]

My god...

[reson8er]

i hate seeing this dude in my YT recommended videos

Exactly! So damn irritating seeing his face everytime I check videos. I checked his channel out, and thoroughly detested it. Nothing against him, I just don't like the cut of his jib.

Go to his "about" page (https://www.youtube.com/user/MetalJesusRocks/about) click on the flag at the bottom then block him. I haven't seen him in recommendations ever since.

Awesome man, thanks! No longer will I have to see his face.

Edit: Holy shit, I am blocking channels like a maniac now, it's beautiful.

[jordan_hillman]

Metal Jesus might be the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet and the YouTube...

But on the real, all of these 45 year-old virgin jackoffs need to stop recording their hobbies and providing us with a 5 minutes synopsis of a 2 minute Google search.

[grache]

I can understand why people don't like Metal Jesus, but I watch his videos sometimes. He's not my go to source for TG-16 information though. Content has to be dumbed down to appeal to the masses.

At least Metal Jesus isn't a complete set collector. I don't care if people collect entire sets, but I thought people bought games they liked and once they had those filled in the gaps with the junk.

The guy I linked to picked up 17 games of which ~5 he liked.

[ToyMachine78]

My god...

Wow.... What a disaster. Those two may  be the closest you will ever come to seeing a real life Toe-jam and Earl. Lol

And did that guy say he put his entire TG-16 collection together in 3 weeks?

[mackdanger]

I can understand why people don't like Metal Jesus, but I watch his videos sometimes. He's not my go to source for TG-16 information though. Content has to be dumbed down to appeal to the masses.

There is one positive that I can give the guy. From what I've seen, he actually talks about the games instead of using the games to talk about himself.

[esteban]

I can understand why people don't like Metal Jesus, but I watch his videos sometimes. He's not my go to source for TG-16 information though. Content has to be dumbed down to appeal to the masses.

There is one positive that I can give the guy. From what I've seen, he actually talks about the games instead of using the games to talk about himself.

I personally find Metal Jesus to have a soothing, pleasant screen presence. I like him. Sure, he's a big goof. A big, lovable goof.

When he talks about something he has actual experience with (like a favorite game), he seems fine. I have only seen that a few times, though.

I have only watched a handful of his episodes though, ever. So, maybe I'm not the best person to ask. Ha!