Pro tips for 10 post noobs who just joined here

[PCEngineHell]

Feel free to add your own. My first Pro tip:

/raffles_zpsldftfrzz.png

[BigusSchmuck]

Don't use ebay as a price guide. Big no no.

[bob]

dont try to sell anything or ask what its worth.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

dont try to sell anything or ask what its worth.

change your name back!

4. Search the forum for answers to some of your questions before starting a thread asking "Anyone got Magicoal Chafe for sail?"

[esteban]

[sirhcman]

Don't use ebay as a price guide. Big no no.

Let me know when you get that $199 Magical Chase from gamedude!

[DildoKKKobold]

1. DarkKobold is an asshole. Be sure to join the hate train.

2. Self-gouging is a real thing. Don't try and logic it, it will just hurt your brain.

3. People exchanging goods for money on an international website is part of a major evil conspiracy to prevent you from owning teh Turbografx games at reasonable prices!

4. Price guides shouldn't reflect actual prices, just the wishes and dreams of the Turbografx Fairies!

5. Any price bought or sold since 2008, privately or publicly, is legitimate to quote, and reflects the current state of the market. Because, that backdoor deal between two close friends three years ago is a perfect representation of what you should expect to pay a complete stranger today.

6. Denying any of these facts as being batshit insane or conspiracy nuttery makes you part of the evil cabal of dirty resellers.

7. Collecting is OK, so long as it is approved by the PCEFX elite. Otherwise, expect the term collectard to be thrown in your direction. See Form 6A-3C for approval to acquire Turbografx-16 games. An additional Form 6A-4C will be required if you wish to acquire "teh r@r3z."

8.  Cyberstalking is a legitimate tactic for handling someone you disagree with online.

9.  Post count and years in attendance has a direct correlation to strength and validity of an argument presented. Logic and reality have little to no weight, and should not be considered when evaluating the content of a post within a debate.

10. DarkKobold is an asshole. DoxPhile sucks. Be sure to join the hate train. Fun for the whole family!

EDIT: This post was 666, unintentionally.  That shit is hilarious, I couldn't have planned it better.

[esteban]

Fuck esteban.

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Brought to you by tg-16.com

[sirhcman]

EDIT: This post was 666, unintentionally.  That shit is hilarious, I couldn't have planned it better.

Time to retire the name and make a new handle. I suggest using the name DickfaceTAS

[MotherGunner]

No thug-talk "tho."

[Sparky]

Try 50 posts outside the sales thread when you join, thank you.

[NightWolve]

1. DarkKobold is an asshole. Be sure to join the hate train.

STFU troll.

[o.pwuaioc]

EvilEvoIX is a pedophile Nazi. Even when right, do not defend.

Even if you like SEGA, that shit's FEKA here, so hide it away.

NintendoAge is legitimately dumb, and if you can't see that yet, don't embarrass yourself.

No, I'm not selling my sealed copies of Magical Chase. Maybe these Pansy Dragon Saggy shit. I could let that go for cheap.

[syphic]

pcfx badboys make me rock hard!

[wilykat]

Signing up just to join the raffle
Selling loose Keith Courage for $100+ just because you heard TG-16 stuff sells for a lot
WTB for Magical Chase for only $1
Flaming someone who has 500 more posts than you do

Stuff like this gets you perma-ignored quickly

[esteban]

Nurse Nancy says...

Do not brag about profiteering, you fucking imbecile.

[turboswimbz]

Nurse Nancy says...

Do not brag about profiteering, you f*cking imbecile.

Who is this Nubile Nurse Nancy and can she play with my PCE, (if you know what I mean.)

[esteban]

Nurse Nancy says...

Do not brag about profiteering, you fucking imbecile.

Who is this Nubile Nurse Nancy and can she play with my PCE, (if you know what I mean.)

Request: can someone take clean, lossless screenshots of Nance Nancy's dialogue? Save as .gif or .png,

Thank you.

[MotherGunner]

Wow, someone who's never played Keith Courage? (On a TG/PCE forum?)

[turboswimbz]

Wow, someone who's never played Keith Courage? (On a TG/PCE forum?)

I only collect sealed games.

[SuperGrafx]

lol

[jtucci31]

When doing group buys, don't try to separate shipping to overseas people as well as yourself. Sounds good on paper, but when dealing with people who don't speak English very well it just doesn't work out the way you planned.

[Gypsy]

Cool tips thanks guys. I'll be sure to put them to use.

[Mathius]

R.E.S.P.E.C.T your peers, don't be a dick. If you tried your hardest yet can't muster a nice positive thought go here for treatment...

www.neo-geo.com

[esteban]

Cool tips thanks guys. I'll be sure to put them to use.

STFU*




Shut the FEKA up.

[bob]

Cool tips thanks guys. I'll be sure to put them to use.

STFU*




Shut the FEKA up.

Or GTFO*



*Get the FEKA Out

[Gypsy]

I'll take it under advisement. Or I'll whip it out and spray everywhere.

[Emerald Rocker]

Tip #1 - Don't post in the selling forums until you have at least 15 posts to your name.  Otherwise we won't know whether we can trust you.  If you're buying/selling rare games like a sealed Keith Courage, you should wait until you have at least 25 posts.

Tip #2 - We want to buy your Amiibos and sealed SNES games.  Be sure to compare your prices to eBay so that we know they're fair.

Tip #3 - Take advantage of the raffles as soon as you join PCEFX. If there's a game that you want but no one is currently raffling it, create a new thread requesting a raffle.  To avoid cluttering the "sales" forums, the Fighting Street forum is the best place to post such requests.

Tip #4 - If PCEngineHell posts in one of your threads to say that you've done something wrong, feel free to ignore him and keep doing what you were doing.  Heck, you might even consider doing it more.  He'll back down.

[esteban]

^ Best advice, so far.

[CrackTiger]

[NightWolve]

Hah, there we go, good memory! That definitely deserved inclusion here!

[Mathius]

Man I was looking for that video so I could show my always skeptical brother.

[o.pwuaioc]

Man I was looking for that video so I could show my always skeptical brother.

No matter what anybody says about Nulltard, that video is all kinds of awesome.

[NightWolve]

Word! Few could ever compete with such an accomplishment, i.e. tracking down a well-known male pornstar and hiring him to jokingly say a few words, complete with the use of "collectard," directed at a particular gamer community, etc. Now, if Nulltard could track down a well-known female pornstar (preferably an attractive one) for the same thing, we'd be set!! ;)

[esteban]

Word! Few could ever compete with such an accomplishment, i.e. tracking down a well-known male pornstar and hiring him to jokingly say a few words, complete with the use of "collectard," directed at a particular gamer community, etc. Now, if Nulltard could track down a well-known female pornstar (preferably an attractive one) for the same thing, we'd be set!! ;)

+10 mana

[o.pwuaioc]

Now, if Nulltard could track down a well-known female pornstar (preferably an attractive one) for the same thing, we'd be set!! ;)

I'm in negotiations with DarKKKobold for this very thing as I type this!

He said attractive.

[NightWolve]

HAHAHAHA!

[esteban]

Man I was looking for that video so I could show my always skeptical brother.

No matter what anybody says about Nulltard, that video is all kinds of awesome.

How could we have forgotten about that!?

[mackdanger]

Yooooooo that is kick ass. I'm going to have to archive that.

[NightWolve]

Here's the full video featuring Ron Jeremy actually.

Give you a better idea of what Nulltard was going for in doing this.

[MNKyDeth]

Here's the full video featuring Ron Jeremy actually.

Give you a better idea of what Nulltard was going for in doing this.

I actually really enjoy the Silent Debuggers music. That game used to scare me pretty bad though as I remember just seeing Aliens for the first time before getting that game.

[DildoKKKobold]

Now, if Nulltard could track down a well-known female pornstar (preferably an attractive one) for the same thing, we'd be set!! ;)

I'm in negotiations with DarKKKobold for this very thing as I type this!

He said attractive.

[Mathius]

At Octurbofest last year Nulltard helped me appreciate Silent Debuggers more than I did before. Thanks mister!

[turboswimbz]

PLEASE DO POST about video game price charting and selling off your investment collections in threads discussing the insanity of the video game pricing bubble.

COLLECTARDS UNITE!

[Mathius]

At Octurbofest last year Null helped me appreciate Silent Debuggers more than I did before. Thanks mister!

haha, glad to hear it wasn't just dismissed as drunken blathering.  

Noob protip: give silent debuggers a chance!

This is a crazy coincidence...my post was number 5153 and yours was 4153. Exactly 1000 apart during the Silent Debuggers conversation.

[NightWolve]

Crazzzzzzzy! ;)

[Psycho Punch]

Sell PCE and Magical Chase, buy Saturn and The Yakyuken Special

[Psycho Punch]

PC Engine operates through channel 2, but US television sets have a whole different range for RF signals, so save yourself the trouble: don't bother unsealing your games.

[Psycho Punch]

Don't double post, use the edit button and avoid being a dumbass.

[esteban]

Don't double post, use the edit button and avoid being a dumbass.

I concur.