Caption Contest 24: From mii to U

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

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Winner will receive a brand new Super Mario Maker for Wii U

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RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
B, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
C, When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[o.pwuaioc]

Nulltard's sys admin lets chat go down again.

[wildfruit]

Este took his coffee bath too far this time.
PS don't enter me I'm picking up a PAL version on Friday just wanted to join in the fun.

[esteban]

Joe Redifer. Labor Day Weekend.

[turboswimbz]

the real question is what is worse,  the gator choppin your ass or the turtle biting off your manhood.

[GohanX]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

[Dicer]

"These massive farts are the reason they make me bathe outside..."

[OldMan]

Not an entry.

Nulltard finds out that a bubble bath in a duckpond doesn't include rubber ducks....

{No offense meant null. I just couldn't remember the name of the guy who posted his 'art' pictures...)

[TR0N]

Some where in west virgina in those back hills 

[NecroPhile]

The latest X-Games event: Xtreme Bubblebathing.

(brought to you by DoxPhile, the letter 7, and Mt. Dew)

[sirhcman]

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick huh huh huh!

[deadly_duck]

I think that guy roomed across from me in college

[sirhcman]

DarkKobold's photography has taken a softer turn

[slinkyturd]

Nulltard seeks further celebrity endorsement of DoxPhile. This time it was with Jimmy Fallon...but it was on Jimmy's terms. Don't drop the soap!

[grolt]

"Wait...it's called Blazing Lazers!?  I thought you sai-- Oh jeez, Hudson's not going to like the Bathing Gazers art we just sent to press."

[johnnykonami]

"What?  Brown water'll get ya just as clean."

[ToyMachine78]

Galam was always a reeeeal sharp boy. When the septic tank backed up in the house, he bathed in the new pond in the front yard. Git on in mawma... It feeeeelz reeeeeal gud!

This ain't no Mr. Rodgers neighborhood!

[BlueBMW]

Soop: 1 year after Donna

[DragonmasterDan]

[esteban]

Soop: 1 year after Donna

Winner!

[DragonmasterDan]

[NecroPhile]

Soop: 1 year after Donna

Winner!

+1.  That's pure gold. 

[InfraMan]

After decades of research, scientists have finally discovered the true source of American beer.

[bob]

Soop: 1 year after Donna

Yup. Winner.

[xcrement5x]

Congrats Beemer!

[esteban]

After decades of research, scientists have finally discovered the true source of American beer.

That's great!

Runner-up!

[Medic_wheat]

CEO of the Retro VGS profile pic.

[esteban]

CEO of the Retro VGS profile pic.

Damn!!!!! Another contender!!!!


We finally are getting great submissions.

[BlueBMW]

All I have to say is...  poor Soop.  Cant catch a break can he?  But I guess when your name rhymes with....

[esteban]

All I have to say is...  poor Soop.  Cant catch a break can he?  But I guess when your name rhymes with....

I liked soop. I wish he was still with us.

But, no, we will never forget Donna.

[bob]

Thi is actually the second caption contest where soop reference won.

[esteban]

Thi is actually the second caption contest where soop reference won.

Damn.

SOOOOOOOOOOOP!

[InfraMan]

I feel like I'm missing out on something here... must be an inside joke?

[esteban]

I feel like I'm missing out on something here... must be an inside joke?

Possibly.