Admit it... You're playing with yourself.

OldRover · 07/29/2016, 05:38 PM

You evil sinners, you're all going to hell. HELLLLL I SAY.

esteban · 07/29/2016, 05:46 PM

I can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Trüth.

ToyMachine78 · 07/29/2016, 05:50 PM

Quote from: esteban on 07/29/2016, 05:46 PMI can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Trüth.

Lol!

NightWolve · 07/29/2016, 05:52 PM

Guilty as charged!

bob · 07/29/2016, 05:56 PM

yes, single player dungeon explorer II

Gredler · 07/29/2016, 06:12 PM

Ambidexterity practice

NecroPhile · 07/29/2016, 06:14 PM

Every chance I get!

bob · 07/29/2016, 06:32 PM

Quote from: Gredler on 07/29/2016, 06:12 PMAmbidexterity practice

fuck that. left hand only. right hand moves the mouse.

jtucci31 · 07/29/2016, 06:43 PM

Right hand is always in my pocket "secretly" touching my junk.

OldMan · 07/29/2016, 07:03 PM

QuoteI can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Wait a second.... Aren't you supposed to do that?

My wife says I am....

Gredler · 07/29/2016, 07:17 PM

Quote from: gynt on 07/29/2016, 06:32 PMfuck that. left hand only. right hand moves the mouse.

Who said it was the left hand needed practice. I grew up in the internet age, these new fangeled tablets and shit got me all fumbly bumbly down there

ToyMachine78 · 07/29/2016, 07:20 PM

Quote from: TheOldMan on 07/29/2016, 07:03 PM
QuoteI can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*
Wait a second.... Aren't you supposed to do that?

My wife says I am....

Wife!? I thought you said you are your own wife now?

TheClash603 · 07/30/2016, 02:53 PM

I wish I could admit it. Went out with friends last night and when I got home at 4am I thought this would be a good idea. I queued up Redtube and... fell asleep.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

in99flames · 07/30/2016, 11:57 PM

I was gonna...felt confident....then saw this outside my neighbors door coming home from work. Just a whole lotta "nope" and went inside to do nothing instead. Killed the moment.

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TDIRunner · 08/01/2016, 05:16 PM

I assume you meant playing video games with yourself. Sadly, yes I am. I have no one to play multiplayer video games with, so I play with myself.

in99flames · 08/02/2016, 05:51 PM

Quote from: guest on 08/01/2016, 08:23 AMWhat in the hell is that? And how did it not put you more in the mood?

Apparently its a dobsonfly. That is a female. The sonuvabitch was a good 3 to 4 inches long. I had researched it in google. The males have even larger mandibles. I recently moved to a place on a lake with a stream nearby and i guess that is where these things live. Its also rare for them to be so close to people....i read that the female can give a painful bite. Had i known that before, it would have gotten me more in the mood...

NoSexGex · 08/23/2016, 01:52 PM

Quote from: in99flames on 08/02/2016, 05:51 PM
Quote from: Nulltard on 08/01/2016, 08:23 AMWhat in the hell is that? And how did it not put you more in the mood?
Apparently its a dobsonfly. That is a female. The sonuvabitch was a good 3 to 4 inches long. I had researched it in google. The males have even larger mandibles. I recently moved to a place on a lake with a stream nearby and i guess that is where these things live. Its also rare for them to be so close to people....i read that the female can give a painful bite. Had i known that before, it would have gotten me more in the mood...

Very erotic, interesting dynamics though. It's crazy how many bugs there are on lakes

esteban · 08/24/2016, 02:10 AM

That Dobson fly still scares me. I can't fall asleep.

TheClash603 · 08/24/2016, 08:02 AM

For some reason all this talk of Dobson Fly reminded me that it has been far too long since I last beat off to Brundlefly.

Dicer · 09/15/2016, 05:15 PM

At least twice a day, gotta keep the pipes clean...