WTB: A Crystal Charge

[bob]

hi all, i am looking for items to charge my crystal.  if you have any limited editions, collector sets, spine cards, boxes, paperwork, obi's, promotional SWAG (especially!!), please PM me.

(not interested in anything labeled "greatest hits" or similar)

thanks!  would like to charge the crystal as soon as possible!

[ToyMachine78]

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[NecroPhile]

Would you be interested in my TZD brochure for $900 or my kiosk cards for $460?  That's a cool 10% off their going rates: clicky and clacky. 

[PukeSter]

hi all, i am looking for items to charge my crystal.  if you have any limited editions, collector sets, spine cards, boxes, paperwork, obi's, promotional SWAG (especially!!), please PM me.

(not interested in anything labeled "greatest hits" or similar)

thanks!  would like to charge the crystal as soon as possible!

I might be able to hook you up with a factory wrapped crystal charger. Would you prefer the original wrapping, or should I take out the charger and wrap it myself to make it even newer?

I might be able to throw in a limited edition energy drink as well.

[bob]

getting brighter...

[technozombie]

Would you be interested in my TZD brochure for $900 or my kiosk cards for $460?  That's a cool 10% off their going rates: clicky and clacky. 

How's he supposed to "charge his crystal" with such low prices. You need to ask at least 2x's Ebay or its like selling garbage.

[esteban]

I don't know if I should do this...

[esteban]

It's really not fair...

[esteban]

It's actually cruel....

[esteban]

My wife just dropped this off at the local firehouse on 12/24...



They were accepting plastic bins to deliver gifts to needy kids. They dumped the contents above and filled the bin with Star Wars figures.

I told her, "Take any bin *except* the green bin!"

She thought I said, "Take the *green* bin, it is a festive color. I don't want anything in the bin, anyway. It's trash. Be sure to ignore any notes declaring monetary value. I was trolling a person at pcefx with that note, anyway. Thank you for clearing out the shelf!"

[PunkCryborg]

Please send me a picture of the crystal that needs to be charged and I'll send out the items

[Arkhan Asylum]

are we talking about JO crystals.

[bob]

are we talking about JO crystals.

such YES

[ToyMachine78]

Please send me a picture of the crystal that needs to be charged and I'll send out the items

Good luck with that. I sent out at least a dozen crystals... Not even half of the recipients have shared a pic.

Charged bitch.... Are you happy now?

My conscience is clear. Over and out.

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[bob]

those are all standard releases in jewel cases.

[esteban]

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Damn, that JO Crystal isn't glowing. It's swimming in a salty puddle, sure, but it isn't really GLOWING.

Good try! Better luck next time!

Keep working, I'm sure you'll charge properly ASAP.

[NecroPhile]

Charged bitch.... Are you happy now?

My conscience is clear. Over and out.

I think you mean discharged. 

[ToyMachine78]

those are all standard releases in jewel cases.

I guess one man's fap is another man's crap.

Such high standards.

[xcrement5x]

I hope that is hot glue

[Dicer]

I hope that is hot glue

The spunkiest of glues...

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[ToyMachine78]

I hope that is hot glue

The spunkiest of glues...

Gynt hit me up if you are interested in my Sexy Turbo Porn

Ha ha. Its actually Aloette face wash. The perfect facsimile for all your man spunk FX needs.

[esteban]

I hope that is hot glue

The spunkiest of glues...

Gynt hit me up if you are interested in my Sexy Turbo Porn

Ha ha. Its actually Aloette face wash. The perfect facsimile for all your man spunk FX needs.

Sure.

"Face wash"

[Dicer]

I hope that is hot glue

The spunkiest of glues...

Gynt hit me up if you are interested in my Sexy Turbo Porn

Ha ha. Its actually Aloette face wash. The perfect facsimile for all your man spunk FX needs.

Sure.

"Face wash"

More like Facial Wash...am I right?

[ToyMachine78]

I hope that is hot glue

The spunkiest of glues...

Gynt hit me up if you are interested in my Sexy Turbo Porn

Ha ha. Its actually Aloette face wash. The perfect facsimile for all your man spunk FX needs.

Sure.

"Face wash"

I knew that was cumming lol