The TurboGrafx was no success, but I know that I can still Express

jtucci31 · 08/07/2017, 06:03 PM

Found this on my phone.

NecroPhile · 08/07/2017, 06:17 PM

What the fuuuuuck? Man, that's creepy as hell.

Psycho Punch · 08/07/2017, 06:49 PM

Is this concept art for a cancelled PCE version of Silent Hill?

NoSexGex · 08/08/2017, 01:27 AM

esteban · 08/08/2017, 01:37 AM

I am so disturbed by this image.

HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME HATE THAT WHICH I LOVE.

You bastard.

You dashed my tender TE against the rocks.

TheClash603 · 08/08/2017, 07:58 AM

Post that pic on Tinder in Buffalo, NY if you want a good time.

xcrement5x · 08/08/2017, 02:36 PM

OMG I am never going to look at a Turbo Express the same way. It's disturbing an horrifying, but at the same time I can't look away!

o.pwuaioc · 08/08/2017, 02:58 PM

Now this is my fetish.

ClodBusted · 08/08/2017, 03:26 PM

I wonder what happens when you activate Turbo??

jtucci31 · 08/08/2017, 03:53 PM

Quote from: NoSexGex on 08/08/2017, 01:27 AM

Joe had previously been burned on the Sega Master System in the Winter of '87. When all of his friends were discovering the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time, he was stuck with Alex Kidd and an unfortunate walk to the console to pause for dinner time. His disappointment with video games made him swear off Sega, forever denouncing them as Feka (short for Fuck Sega, in his own words). Though, his quest to side with the underdog followed him soon after. Big Japanese hot shots NEC would release their TurboGrafx 16 just two years later, forever changing the landscape of video games, handheld gaming, and Joe's short lived life B.A.Z. (Before Alpha Zone).

In a last stitch effort to give video games one more shot, he begged and pleaded with his parents to buy him the ultra cool and ultra portable Turbo Express. But on one cool spring day with a full set of AA batteries, a copy of Keith Courage in Alpha Zones, a Crystal Pepsi, some baggy cargo shorts, a brand new Turbo Express, and a desire for some 'tude, his life would change forever. Read this harrowing, exhilarating, and undeniably radical tale of Joe and his total metamorphosis into The TurboMorph.

"I remember the TurboGrafx 16." --Tony Hawk

"I think around '87 I was writing Misery or just finishing it. I can't remember, I was doing a lot of Cocaine. So I have no idea what a turbographics is" --Stephen King

"There are no facts, only interpretations. But it is fact that the TurboGrafx was robbed of true success in America" --Friedrich Nietzsche

"I THINK THE TURBO GRAPHIX GAME OUT IN 1993 BECAUSE THATS WHEN I FIRST SAW IT AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAMES ARE ON THESE CHIPS CALLED HU CARDS HOW COOL IS THAT? I JUST BOUGHT ONE YESTERDAY AND GOOGELD THE WIKI PAGE. IT ALSO HAS A TURBO SWITCH ON IT" --some guy on YouTube

"My dog could produce better literature than this" --Margaret Atwood

Psycho Punch · 08/08/2017, 03:55 PM

Quote from: guest on 08/08/2017, 03:26 PMI wonder what happens when you activate Turbo??

ClodBusted · 08/08/2017, 04:34 PM

Oh you guys just rock!

seieienbu · 08/09/2017, 02:25 PM

Poor guy Obeyd a little too hard it looks like.

I wonder how long his battery life is?

NoSexGex · 08/09/2017, 03:02 PM

Quote from: guest on 08/08/2017, 03:53 PMIn a last stitch effort to give video games one more shot, he begged and pleaded with his parents to buy him the ultra cool and ultra portable Turbo Express. But on one cool spring day with a full set of AA batteries, a copy of Keith Courage in Alpha Zones, a Crystal Pepsi, some baggy cargo shorts, a brand new Turbo Express, and a desire for some 'tude, his life would change forever. Read this harrowing, exhilarating, and undeniably radical tale of Joe and his total metamorphosis into The TurboMorph.

Wowww, someone send this to Katherine AppleGate and put this series back in print

TBH i've never actually read a book in this series, but bet your ass I will if this makes the cover

esteban · 08/14/2017, 09:21 AM

Quote from: guest on 08/08/2017, 03:53 PM
Quote from: NoSexGex on 08/08/2017, 01:27 AM
... NEC would release their TurboGrafx 16 just two years later, forever changing the landscape of video games, handheld gaming, and Joe's short lived life B.A.Z. (Before Alpha Zone).

"I remember the TurboGrafx 16." --Tony Hawk

"I think around '87 I was writing Misery or just finishing it. I can't remember, I was doing a lot of Cocaine. So I have no idea what a turbographics is" --Stephen King

"There are no facts, only interpretations. But it is fact that the TurboGrafx was robbed of true success in America" --Friedrich Nietzsche

"I THINK THE TURBO GRAPHIX GAME OUT IN 1993 BECAUSE THATS WHEN I FIRST SAW IT AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAMES ARE ON THESE CHIPS CALLED HU CARDS HOW COOL IS THAT? I JUST BOUGHT ONE YESTERDAY AND GOOGELD THE WIKI PAGE. IT ALSO HAS A TURBO SWITCH ON IT" --some guy on YouTube

"My dog could produce better literature than this" --Margaret Atwood

Hahahhahahajjajha.

"TurboGrafx is dead. TurboGrafx remains dead. And we have killed it." -Nietzsche