Please rank these items

[xcrement5x]

We still have a shitload of candy in my house since Halloween finished and I have been eating more of it than I should.  In that vein however:

Which is the best, and which is the worst, and which is like "ehhh, I'll eat it but it's not that great".

Snickers, Milky Way, and 3 Musketeers. 


My order would be:

Snickers > 3 Musketeers > Milk Way

Personally I think Almond Joy/Mounds is the tops but that is another discussion.

[NecroPhile]

I'd rank those three Snickers > Milky Way > 3 Musketeers.  I like 'em all, though, and wouldn't say any of the three isn't tasty.

[Gredler]

I'd go Milky Way > Snickers > 3 Musketeers

[Sarumaru]

I'd say 3 Muskateers> Milky Way> Snickers cuz I don't like nuts,... ironically.

[LostFlunky]

Milky Way / 3 Musketeers / Snickers.

Snickers has a weird Play-Doh taste about it that I have grown to not like...

[spenoza]

I'd say 3 Muskateers> Milky Way> Snickers cuz I don't like nuts,... ironically.

So Mounds over Almond Joy, then.

[Arkhan Asylum]

I'd say 3 Muskateers> Milky Way> Snickers cuz I don't like nuts,... ironically.

I'm like this too.   

MilkyWays are good but I'm usually not in the mood to deal with the caramel cumshot bukkake that transpires when I eat them.

Same thing with Carmellos.   shit gets everywhere.

[johnnykonami]

1. Milky Way
2. Snickers
3. 3 Musketeers (I like nougat but it needs something else)
998. Mounds
999. Almond Joy

Some kid asked if I had any Almond Joys on Halloween, I was surprised to hear that request from a kid.  Like black licorice, coconut seemed like a candy only adults enjoyed.

[LostFlunky]

1. Milky Way
2. Snickers
3. 3 Musketeers (I like nougat but it needs something else)
998. Mounds
999. Almond Joy

Some kid asked if I had any Almond Joys on Halloween, I was surprised to hear that request from a kid.  Like black licorice, coconut seemed like a candy only adults enjoyed.

Coconut = Joy

I just discovered Sno-Balls for the first time this past weekend... I've had 4 since...

[johnnykonami]

Coconut = Joy

I just discovered Sno-Balls for the first time this past weekend... I've had 4 since...

My mother in law loves those too.  To each their own!  I feel like if someone just shredded some pink paper and covered the marshmallow in that the same way, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.  I'm more in the twinkie camp, though it's been a while since I've had one of those...

[seieienbu]

Snickers > Milky Way > 3 Musketeers.

I haven't had a Sno-Ball in 30 years or so.  I think I'll look for one of those 2-packs next time I'm at the grocery store.  Oh, and those chocolate cupcakes too!

Thanks, Fighting Street!

[TDIRunner]

3 Musketeers > Snickers > Milky Way

I prefer the simplicity of the 3 Musketeers, but if you are going to add anything to it, you might as well go all out with the Snickers.   That's why I rank Milky Way last, although there is nothing wrong with any of the three. 

Also, 3 Musketeers is my favorite candy that doesn't involve chocolate and peanut butter together.

[xcrement5x]

Personally I love chocolate and coconut, the best thing ever was when I got coconut M&Ms when I was in Hawaii, and I have seen some with dark chocolate as well and they were even better. 

I haven't had a Sno-Ball in forever either, I'm not as big a fan of those compared to something like Mounds.  But Germans Chocolate cake is another winner for me.

[LostFlunky]

Personally I love chocolate and coconut, the best thing ever was when I got coconut M&Ms when I was in Hawaii, and I have seen some with dark chocolate as well and they were even better. 

I haven't had a Sno-Ball in forever either, I'm not as big a fan of those compared to something like Mounds.  But Germans Chocolate cake is another winner for me.

I can understand people being put off by the Sno-Ball - the texture is a little too similar to biting into a skin covered body part...

But if you like chocolate and coconut - you have to try these:



The chocolatey coating is not the best but the coconut is really good...

[ToyMachine78]

I think your original order is perfect

Snickers>milky way>3 musketeers

What's even better?

Peanut butter snickers>Whatchamacallit>mars

[Arkhan Asylum]

ZAGNUTS IN THE HOUSE MOTHER FUCKERS.

[Medic_wheat]

They all kind of taste similar to me.

Milky Way

Snickers

3 Musketeer

More to break up the similar rafting Mikey way and musketeer.

[crazydean]

I'd rank those three Snickers > Milky Way > 3 Musketeers.  I like 'em all, though, and wouldn't say any of the three isn't tasty.

+1

OT: Why does Sarumaru have 27 posts? Did I miss something?

[Arkhan Asylum]

I'd rank those three Snickers > Milky Way > 3 Musketeers.  I like 'em all, though, and wouldn't say any of the three isn't tasty.

+1

OT: Why does Sarumaru have 27 posts? Did I miss something?

yeah you missed the first 26.

[turboswimbz]

Saru only posts for the important things

Like Candy Bars

[ClodBusted]

Regarding the three bars, I'd choose Snickers and give the rest to poor people. Or pigeons.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING POLL?? This thread should have one.

Still, Mr. Tom > Snickers.

[NecroPhile]

OT: Why does Sarumaru have 27 posts? Did I miss something?

Saru resurrected his old, barely used account.

[xcrement5x]

Regarding the three bars, I'd choose Snickers and give the rest to poor people. Or pigeons.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING POLL?? This thread should have one.

Still, Mr. Tom > Snickers.

I was asking for a ranking, so I feel like a poll isn't what was needed.  I added one for you though.

[NecroPhile]

Impossamole!

Anyone like Twin Bings?  I dig 'em (Cherry Mash is good too) and they're semi-local to Omahole.

[ClodBusted]

I was asking for a ranking, so I feel like a poll isn't what was needed.  I added one for you though.

Fuck yeah.


By the way, for those who don't know, this is Mr. Tom:

[crazydean]

Saru resurrected his old, barely used account.

Thanks for a real answer.

I have eaten a couple of Cherry Mash. They are sometimes found in World Market. They're pretty good, and I'll pick one up if I see it. The Twin Bing looks like more of the same. If I ever see it, I'll grab one.

[Sparky]

3 musketeer I loved when I was a kid!! I don't think they have it here in Canada anymore, you Americans have a lot of different treats then us Canucks do.

So 3M - Milky- snicks

[turboswimbz]

3 musketeer I loved when I was a kid!! I don't think they have it here in Canada anymore, you Americans have a lot of different treats then us Canucks do.

So 3M - Milky- snicks

WE gotta send you some up!  Smuggle operation and GO!

[xcrement5x]

3 musketeer I loved when I was a kid!! I don't think they have it here in Canada anymore, you Americans have a lot of different treats then us Canucks do.

So 3M - Milky- snicks

But Canada does have poutine, which is not very common here.

[LostFlunky]

3 musketeer I loved when I was a kid!! I don't think they have it here in Canada anymore, you Americans have a lot of different treats then us Canucks do.

So 3M - Milky- snicks

But Canada does have poutine, which is not very common here.

I'll see how much it would cost to ship in a bubble mailer...

[NecroPhile]

They get kinder eggs as well.  We're too dumb for those.

[seieienbu]

I've seen similar items to kinder eggs recently in grocery stores.  When I was younger I recall hearing that they were considered illegal here due to a potential of small children swallowing their plastic contents.  I think it's weird that similar items are sold in stores now while they weren't then.

Aren't people more "Won't somebody think of the children!?" now than they were in the 70s?

[turboswimbz]

I've seen similar items to kinder eggs recently in grocery stores.  When I was younger I recall hearing that they were considered illegal here due to a potential of small children swallowing their plastic contents.  I think it's weird that similar items are sold in stores now while they weren't then.

Aren't people more "Won't somebody think of the children!?" now than they were in the 70s?

There are illegal knock offs floating around, but I know the new "US" version of kinder Joy are suppose to launch sometime soon.  (See necro's post after this one about kinder joy)

http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/22/news/kinder-eggs-us/index.html

[NecroPhile]

The traditional kind is still illegal.  The FDA prohibits candy from containing any non-nutritive items unless they're functional (like a sucker stick), so the 'coming soon' version has the toy packaged separately.

But lots of things are sold illegally.  It's only illegal if you get caught!

[crazydean]

There's a good video about kinder eggs and why they're illegal on YouTube. The channel is "Today I Found Out"

[xcrement5x]

Yeah, I've gotten a knock off kinder egg type thing for my 4 year old before, just was with her when she opened it and was like "you can't eat that part".  She is doing fine. 

The harder thing is when you have an older kid with toys that have smaller parts and the baby wants to look at it, so you gotta separate all the small bits away until they get older. 

[Sparky]

I thought they lifted the kinder egg ban to you folks, I thought I read it somewhere? Well if that's  the case looks like my next raffle will be a 4some of kinder eggs .
Kinder even themes there eggs, I think it is ninja turtles right now. I will look tomorrow . Also I will double check on 3 musketeer as I would pay for some of those bars to come over here if they have been discontinued the candy trade has begun!!

[jtucci31]

I've never even had one but fuck 3 Musketeers!

[Sparky]

I've never even had one but fuck 3 Musketeers!

Hahaha..
Well I picked up some Kinder eggs for you fuckers. Raffle coming soon.

[LostFlunky]

Be careful with that - sending Kinders to the USA....

I don't know if anything more than them being destroyed will happen, but there are some pretty horrific stories of people being caught with them at the border...

[ClodBusted]

I spare you the witty remarks about gun ownership laws and kinder eggs being forbidden.

[turboswimbz]

Be careful with that - sending Kinders to the USA....

I don't know if anything more than them being destroyed will happen, but there are some pretty horrific stories of people being caught with them at the border...

I think for a single box of eggs these are most likely:  I doubt they are going to fine for 1 or 2 eggs.  but i guess it could happen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/snackexchange/comments/10y3tk/for_those_if_you_who_are_concerned_about_sending/

[Sparky]

I have sent them before with no issues. I classified them as just chocolate if I remember correctly on the claims form. Maybe I will add in some other chocolate to throw them off my trail

[xcrement5x]

That reddit thread is interesting.  They say to put it in another fake box to trick customs, lol.  I wonder if they are small enough to fit in a VHS case?

[ClodBusted]

Crushed, yes. Intact, no way.

[Sparky]

I got 3 packs across the border to a buddy. So it begins! Raffle soon

[esteban]

I got 3 packs across the border to a buddy. So it begins! Raffle soon

THE KINDERMAS KATASTROPHE BEGINS!