Ultimate 2D console

nat · 06/20/2007, 03:50 PM

You're right, Joe Redifer does look like a Baldwin. And there are so fucking many of them, who's to say he isn't?

Kitsunexus · 06/20/2007, 04:38 PM

Quote from: your mom on 06/20/2007, 03:30 PMWell, clearly I'm a genius since I started it.

In actuality, the things I say and do on here (just as the things I say and do in "real life") are more for my own benefit than anyone else's. In layman's terms, I fucking crack myself up, dude. If someone else finds them funny too, hey, more fun for everyone! If not, well, I'm still laughing anyway.

But you know, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

That is the most amazing thing anyone has ever said. SAVED. You are like the Oracle from the Matrix, you've said what I needed to hear. ^_^

Joe Redifer · 06/20/2007, 06:55 PM

Only the Genesis had Blast Processing™. If any other console had it, they surely would have advertised it since it is so awesome. Blast Processing™ can cure Genital Herpes®... 60 times a second! Other consoles don't need to cure Genital Herpes® because their owners never have sex!

PCEngineHell · 06/20/2007, 07:15 PM

Quote from: SNK4EVER on 06/20/2007, 06:55 PMOnly the Genesis had Blast Processing™. If any other console had it, they surely would have advertised it since it is so awesome. Blast Processing™ can cure Genital Herpes®... 60 times a second! Other consoles don't need to cure Genital Herpes® because their owners never have sex!

Coming from a Baldwin,I'm not so sure we can take your word for it. We all know the members of the Baldwin family break their word,get into trouble with the law,and call their children abusive things over the phone.

Joe Redifer · 06/20/2007, 08:01 PM

Not me. I hate children! I have vowed never to have any. Not only is the world already overpopulated beyond all reasonable extremes, but kids are just damn annoying! No way I will give up my life/freedom/sanity just to raise some little booger-muncher! The world needs more people who refuse to procreate!

Kitsunexus · 06/20/2007, 08:22 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/20/2007, 08:01 PMNot me. I hate children! I have vowed never to have any. Not only is the world already overpopulated beyond all reasonable extremes, but kids are just damn annoying! No way I will give up my life/freedom/sanity just to raise some little booger-muncher! The world needs more people who refuse to procreate!

That would be me. Not only do I hate kids, but I'm afraid of commitment, so no children (or girlfriend) for me.

SINGLE IS AWESOME!

terrormask · 06/20/2007, 11:39 PM

I'm currently single and enjoying it, but I can't be single forever though. Someday I'll take the job and the challenge, just not now.

Turbo D · 06/20/2007, 11:44 PM

I'm single aswell, life is easier this way

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 12:16 AM

Quote from: turbo D on 06/20/2007, 11:44 PMI'm single aswell, life is easier this way

Well said, my man. It isn't easy though.

Recently, a couple of people from these forums (who shall not be named) tried to make me change my ways over IRC (they found me a GF). Said people could NOT get it though their head that I didn't want to like this girl, and could not understand why their self-proclaimed "matchmaking skills" weren't working.

A couple of "fuck you"'s were exchanged, and three people ended up on my ignore list, yet they STILL persisted, trying to talk through me via the topic bar. Poor fools didn't realize that Chatzilla can turn off topics. So I hope that got through to those idiots.

As for the girl, she still wanted to be friends. We were talking over IRC, and she said she had to leave, and asked if I would be around later. I said "Yes". I never went back into that chatroom.

Some of you may say thats a dastardly bastardly thing to do.

But know this.

I will DIE FIGHTING before I EVER get into a relationship.

Singledom. It is my Sparta.

PCEngineHell · 06/21/2007, 12:33 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 06/21/2007, 12:16 AM
Quote from: turbo D on 06/20/2007, 11:44 PMI'm single aswell, life is easier this way
Well said, my man. It isn't easy though.

Recently, a couple of people from these forums (who shall not be named) tried to make me change my ways over IRC (they found me a GF). Said people could NOT get it though their head that I didn't want to like this girl, and could not understand why their self-proclaimed "matchmaking skills" weren't working.

A couple of "fuck you"'s were exchanged, and three people ended up on my ignore list, yet they STILL persisted, trying to talk through me via the topic bar. Poor fools didn't realize that Chatzilla can turn off topics. So I hope that got through to those idiots.

As for the girl, she still wanted to be friends. We were talking over IRC, and she said she had to leave, and asked if I would be around later. I said "Yes". I never went back into that chatroom.

Some of you may say thats a dastardly bastardly thing to do.

But know this.

I will DIE FIGHTING before I EVER get into a relationship.

Singledom. It is my Sparta.

What in the hell was all of that about. Who the fuck in here was trying to set you up. Are we a secret dating service here now? Jeez

And yes,speaking from experience,marrage,or even long term relationships can suck the life out of you. There are things you will miss out on after you are single again,like the company,because you get so used to someone being around,even if its someone you hate. But after abit you get used to it,and you realize you get to buy whatever you want and do as you please again,and its like slipping back into comfy house slippers again. I don't know when I will ever bother to date again. currently all I have time for is myself,my kids and our cat. I really don't want to expand my family beyond that right now. More women = more problems and less money.

Turbo D · 06/21/2007, 12:35 AM

Quote from: PCEngineHell on 06/21/2007, 12:33 AMMore women = more problems and less money.

Yes, less money for our gaming pleasure

Seldane · 06/21/2007, 05:32 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 06/21/2007, 12:16 AMAs for the girl, she still wanted to be friends. We were talking over IRC, and she said she had to leave, and asked if I would be around later. I said "Yes". I never went back into that chatroom.

It was probably a guy.

nat · 06/21/2007, 12:08 PM

Quote from: PCEngineHell on 06/21/2007, 12:33 AMWhat in the hell was all of that about. Who the fuck in here was trying to set you up. Are we a secret dating service here now? Jeez

The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about Fight Club.

guyjin · 06/21/2007, 12:50 PM

no, the first rule of fight club is not to watch it.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 12:54 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 06/21/2007, 12:50 PMno, the first rule of fight club is not to watch it.

The first rule of hating Fight Club is DIAF.

Actually, I've never seen it. ¬_¬

GUTS · 06/21/2007, 03:07 PM

What the fuck? You've never seen Fight Club?? Jesus man! I hope no one has ruined the ending for you, much of your enjoyment of the movie hinges on being completely blown away by the ending. It's like watching The Crying Game when you know the girl is a dude, it's just not nearly as sweet of a movie when you're not kicked in the teeth by the revelation.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 03:13 PM

Quote from: GUTS on 06/21/2007, 03:07 PMWhat the fuck? You've never seen Fight Club?? Jesus man! I hope no one has ruined the ending for you, much of your enjoyment of the movie hinges on being completely blown away by the ending. It's like watching The Crying Game when you know the girl is a dude, it's just not nearly as sweet of a movie when you're not kicked in the teeth by the revelation.

Actually yeah, I've asked a friend about the ending, it's something about making bombs out of soap and then blowing up credit card companies or shit like that.

terrormask · 06/21/2007, 03:22 PM

Why are you all talking about Fight Club, Clockwork Orange is a better movie and more worth talking about. Besides, that's not the topic of this thread.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 03:26 PM

Quote from: terrormask on 06/21/2007, 03:22 PMWhy are you all talking about Fight Club, Clockwork Orange is a better movie and more worth talking about.

This is true.

Quote from: terrormask on 06/21/2007, 03:22 PMBesides, that's not the topic of this thread.

This is true.

nat · 06/21/2007, 03:44 PM

Thread topics are for wimps.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 03:49 PM

Quote from: your mom on 06/21/2007, 03:44 PMThread topics are for wimps.

This is true.

NecroPhile · 06/21/2007, 04:59 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/20/2007, 08:01 PMNot me. I hate children!

Same here and I say it to the little fucker everyday. Just eight more years and the bastard's out the door.

As for the matchmaking fucktards - thanks for keeping it out of the forums, I guess. We must have had some girls join the forum, 'cause no self-respecting man would attempt to push another man into a relationship.

Quote from: PCEngineHell on 06/21/2007, 12:33 AMMore women = more problems and less money.

Though if she works, two incomes are better than one. It's always nice to split the rent / mortgage payment, and the free trim is nice too.

nat · 06/21/2007, 06:47 PM

Quote from: guest on 06/21/2007, 04:59 PMAs for the matchmaking fucktards - thanks for keeping it out of the forums, I guess.

I'm really dying to know who it was.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 06:57 PM

I can't tell you. If I tell you it's liable to cause drama from them, and I HATE DRAMA.

Joe Redifer · 06/21/2007, 06:58 PM

It was Keranu, CrackTiger, Helgeson and myself. We set him up with this girl.

Turbo D · 06/21/2007, 07:01 PM

I would like to meet that girl

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 07:04 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/21/2007, 06:58 PMIt was Keranu, CrackTiger, Helgeson and myself. We set him up with this girl.

Now, THAT might make me change my ways. ;)

None of the people you listed were involved though.

Seldane · 06/21/2007, 07:07 PM

It was me. I was the introducer AND the girl!!!!!! WHAT A SHOCKING TWIST IT WAS! NO WAIT, it was never revealed!

UNTIL NOW (DARTH VADER VOICE)

PCEngineHell · 06/21/2007, 07:34 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/21/2007, 06:58 PMIt was Keranu, CrackTiger, Helgeson and myself. We set him up with this girl.

Damn, I thought it was this girl....

I'm sure everyone knows by now who she is....half the members here had her as a girlfriend at one time or another.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 07:40 PM

ROFL U CRAZAY.

nat · 06/21/2007, 09:41 PM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 06/21/2007, 06:57 PMI can't tell you. If I tell you it's liable to cause drama from them, and I HATE DRAMA.

Can we play a guessing game, then?

OK.

I guess it was turbo D and terrormask! Am I right? Am I? Am I?

Of course I am.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 09:47 PM

Nope wasn't them.

Actually, now that I think of it, I don't think that the other guy goes here, so it's just ONE guy from this forum. ONE.

nat · 06/21/2007, 09:51 PM

Don't make me pull out the pcengine-fx.com roster.

Kitsunexus · 06/21/2007, 10:09 PM

OK, hangman, but, you know, without the hangman.

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nat · 06/21/2007, 10:14 PM

Uh.. Err... Mm....

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OK, give me an E.

NecroPhile · 06/22/2007, 12:15 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/21/2007, 06:58 PMIt was Keranu, Black Tiger, Helgeson and myself. We set him up with this girl.

Steer clear of that chick. She has SNERDatitis, which is related to hepatitis and causes severe brain damage. Ah, screw it. It's worth it and you only live once.

Kitsunexus · 06/22/2007, 12:36 AM

Quote from: nat on 06/21/2007, 10:14 PMUh.. Err... Mm....

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OK, give me an E.

Nope. No E.

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NecroPhile · 06/22/2007, 12:56 AM

After a quick perusal of the member list (yes, I am an idiot), my guess is asshat or tychom. At least they're the only two that I saw that fit your pattern.

Kitsunexus · 06/22/2007, 01:20 AM

Nope, let's add more letters! ^:^

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nat · 06/22/2007, 01:37 AM

Quote from: guest on 06/22/2007, 12:56 AMAfter a quick perusal of the member list (yes, I am an idiot), my guess is asshat or tychom. At least they're the only two that I saw that fit your pattern.

Good ol' asshat.

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 06/22/2007, 01:20 AMNope, let's add more letters! ^:^

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Xiphas!

Kitsunexus · 06/22/2007, 01:45 AM

Quote from: nat on 06/22/2007, 01:37 AMXiphas!

Hobo Xiphas · 06/22/2007, 03:17 AM

I like hangman, can we play another round?

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Keranu · 06/22/2007, 03:18 AM

GIMME A X!

Hobo Xiphas · 06/22/2007, 03:25 AM

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No X, surprisingly

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Keranu · 06/22/2007, 03:31 AM

Is the middle word "the"?

Hobo Xiphas · 06/22/2007, 03:33 AM

What the hell kind of guess is that, you god damned beef supreme?

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You are still getting a segment for that, jerk.

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Seldane · 06/22/2007, 09:04 AM

Is the answer: BELLEROPHO HAS LIIIIED!!

nat · 06/22/2007, 09:24 AM

You guys are throwing away our turns.

Xiphas, give me an E.

Hobo Xiphas · 06/22/2007, 01:02 PM

Quote from: Seldane on 06/22/2007, 09:04 AMIs the answer: BELLEROPHO HAS LIIIIED!!

?

I guess that is better than Keranu's guess since it fills all the spaces but it is just as wrong.

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Quote from: nat on 06/22/2007, 09:24 AMYou guys are throwing away our turns.

Xiphas, give me an E.

There is no 'e'! SHOCK!

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Man. you guys just aren't good at this unless the person cheats and gives you free letters.

Seldane · 06/22/2007, 01:36 PM

A.