Need motivation to do house work?

td741 · 07/20/2007, 03:02 PM

My wife sent me this link... Hopefully she isn't trying to tell me something.

http://www.chorewars.com/index.php

nat · 07/20/2007, 03:21 PM

That welcome page is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

There's nothing quite like an ogre who's into recycling.

Thanks for the laugh, td.

NecroPhile · 07/20/2007, 03:24 PM

Thanks for making me smirk, but I rarely need motivation. I just say "Get to cleaning, bitch, or get out". Did I mention that I was single? Hmm... I wonder why.

td741 · 07/20/2007, 03:41 PM

Weird, the site's down now...

Keranu · 07/20/2007, 05:35 PM

I'll register soon, this looks jawesome! Derek Lee and his damn school bus better join me!

Kitsunexus · 07/20/2007, 06:19 PM

This is the saddest "get off your lazy ass" site I have EVER seen.

Turbo D · 07/20/2007, 08:55 PM

haha, I don't do chores, I play video games... but if I could get that ogre to do them for me

nat · 07/21/2007, 01:14 AM

Quote from: turbo D on 07/20/2007, 08:55 PMhaha, I don't do chores, I play video games... but if I could get that ogre to do them for me

He certainly looks eager and willing.

esteban · 07/21/2007, 01:15 AM

By my estimation, I've already accrued 80,000 XP...

JoshTurboTrollX · 07/21/2007, 12:46 PM

lol- very cool!!

I've managed to get my kids 'into' doing their chores around the house!

LOL- 30 XP for doing the dishes!

Our house has never looked better!

thx td

WoodyXP · 07/22/2007, 05:37 AM

Took out the trash. +5 XP. Had an encounter with the neighbor along the way..
beat his ass for +130 XP. Level up, bitches.

Kitsunexus · 07/22/2007, 01:56 PM

http://www.chorewars.com/character.php?id=19291 <LOL

NecroPhile · 07/23/2007, 12:44 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 07/22/2007, 01:56 PMhttp://www.chorewars.com/character.php?id=19291 <LOL

You need to be logged in to see this page.

Care to elaborate for those of us too lazy to create an account?

Kitsunexus · 07/23/2007, 01:56 AM

Just a demonstration of how pointless the site is. I created a chore called "Cheating" and gave my self the 200XP maximum.

esteban · 07/23/2007, 06:08 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 07/23/2007, 01:56 AMJust a demonstration of how pointless the site is. I created a chore called "Cheating" and gave my self the 200XP maximum.

You're missing the point!

Cheaters cheat themselves!

Now you must -5,000 XP, renounce your membership in society, and find solace in your parent's basement.

I am the DM (or should I say "CM"?). I have spoken.

Kitsunexus · 07/23/2007, 11:59 AM

Quote from: esteban on 07/23/2007, 06:08 AMNow you must -5,000 XP, renounce your membership in society, and find solace in your parent's basement.

I dunno how to - 5,000XP, and my parents don't have a basement, but I've got the society thing covered. ;)

offsidewing · 07/24/2007, 10:23 AM

I'm surprised no one is offended by the gamer stereotype oozing from this...

Anyone want to invite me to their party