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CATTANK IS STRONG

Started by quoth09, 01/13/2009, 01:06 PM

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quoth09

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SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK

CATTANK IS STRONG



That is all.

albinoMithos

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*cough*
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CATTANK IS PWND!

quoth09

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Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)

SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK

Do not add cards to try and defeat CATTANK! You only had 1 before! BOOOOOOO!

Furthermore you have the wrong deck!  :P

albinoMithos

Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:01 PMSPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink:  Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.

Alt-PyschoNintega

Jokamel >>>>>>>>>>>> this Cattank  [-X

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quoth09

Quote from: Mithos on 01/13/2009, 02:02 PM
Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:01 PMSPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink:  Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.
CATTANK IZ IN NO GAME!  :twisted:

albinoMithos

Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:06 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 01/13/2009, 02:02 PM
Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:01 PMSPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink:  Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.
CATTANK IZ IN NO GAME!  :twisted:
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It's clear that CATTANK is in fact a game!  I mean look at it it asked and I'm quoting here "CAN I HAZ MTG CARD." And something like "CAN I HAZ INCLUDE IN GAME!?!?!?"  It of course asked this after CATTANK's brother failed to get it's cheezburger.

quoth09

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CATTANK JOINS GAME.

CATTANK DRAWS CARD: DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS IN SUCCESSION.

CATTANK DRAWS CARD: CATTANK DRAWS CARD OF CAST SPELL OF "MAGIC TREADMARK" ON PHOENIX WRIGHT.

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PHOENIX WRIGHT DE-EVOLVES INTO PHOENIX WRONG AND OUT OF A JOB.

CATTANK DRAWS CARD: EXIT GAME.


It is clear that CATTANK IS STRONG  :twisted:

albinoMithos

Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:01 PMCattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)
Ah but "Destroy" isn't the same as "remove from game" destroy/lethal damage effects send things to the graveyard, but since CATTANK doesn't like graveyards apparently,  IT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME WITH FORCE  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

quoth09

Quote from: Mithos on 01/13/2009, 02:56 PM
Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:01 PMCattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)
Ah but "Destroy" isn't the same as "remove from game" destroy/lethal damage effects send things to the graveyard, but since CATTANK doesn't like graveyards apparently,  IT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME WITH FORCE  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
1. CATTANK was never in the game.

2. CATTANK does like graveyards, he sent Phoenix Wrong back to his.

3. CATTANK IS STRONG.  :lol:

albinoMithos

Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:32 PMCATTANK JOINS GAME.
Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 03:04 PM1. CATTANK was never in the game.
CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!

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FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CATTANK IS LOSE!

Zeon

YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! The Ultimate creation there ever was and ever will be, PAC-ASS!!!!! CATTANK better cower in fear for NOTHING can beat the pure win that is PAC-ASS. I mean c'mon, just gaze into it, in all it's perfect glory, and just try, TRY and tell me anything could, beat, destroy it, or in any way cause harm to PAC-ASS!

PWNED!!!

Quote from: Mithos on 01/13/2009, 03:13 PM
Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 02:32 PMCATTANK JOINS GAME.
Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 03:04 PM1. CATTANK was never in the game.
CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!

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FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CATTANK IS LOSE!

quoth09

Quote from: Mithos on 01/13/2009, 03:13 PMCATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!

CATTANK IS LOSE!
CATTANK is everyone's enemy.  :lol:

However...Food Lion has now joined the fray. Game Over.

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PAC-ASS just died...or starved to death, one of the two.

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Zeon

Quote from: quoth09 on 01/13/2009, 04:20 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 01/13/2009, 03:13 PMCATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!

CATTANK IS LOSE!
CATTANK is everyone's enemy.  :lol:

However...Food Lion has now joined the fray. Game Over.

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PAC-ASS just died...or starved to death, one of the two.

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
No quoth you don't understand, PAC-ASS supercedes all, yes even CATTANK. He is the ultimate, no way anything can ever fathom beating him. He is not in any game, He IS the game, he is everything. Now you must cower in fear for you have angered the PAC-ASS. You should probably beg for mercy.

Alt-PyschoNintega

Steve Jobs' latest monstrosity defeats Cattank.

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+2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ATTACK

PWN AND EXIT.
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PCEngineHell

Ugly crap art doesn't own anything. Go back to the drawing board.

bust3dstr8

Longcat is awakened from his slumbering hollow and joins forces with
CATTANK to eradicate all that oppose them.

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albinoMithos

Quote from: PC-ENGINE HELL on 01/13/2009, 06:13 PMUgly crap art doesn't own anything. Go back to the drawing board.
It owns CATTANK  [-( :wink: :roll: :dance: :lol: :twisted:

Joe Redifer

DOGTANK would win because dogs rip cats to shreds in their teeth.  Or maybe MountainLionTank.  Seems like CATTANK would be easily defeated by its low energy and need to constantly sleep as well.  CATTANK fails.  It needs to be put to sleep.

Tatsujin

CATTANK may beat teh Maglic Hammer! And becoming the Saver of teh World!!
www.pcedaisakusen.net - home of your individual PC Engine collection!!
PCE Games countdown: 690/737 (47 to go or 93.6% clear)
PCE Shmups countdown: 111/111 (all clear!!)
Sega does what Nintendon't, but only NEC does better than both together!^^
<Senshi> Tat's i'm going to contact the people of Hard Off and open a store stateside..

quoth09

CATTANK powers up with:

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CATTANK IS STRONG  :twisted:

Tatsujin

www.pcedaisakusen.net - home of your individual PC Engine collection!!
PCE Games countdown: 690/737 (47 to go or 93.6% clear)
PCE Shmups countdown: 111/111 (all clear!!)
Sega does what Nintendon't, but only NEC does better than both together!^^
<Senshi> Tat's i'm going to contact the people of Hard Off and open a store stateside..

Zeon

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Oh yeah, well...

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Missingno bitch, no one can overcome it's ability to screw you up and delete you. CATTANK can do nothing as Missingno turns it into a pile of random glitches. Even if you destroy Missingno you are still screwed in the end.

PCEngineHell

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Im joining CATTANK and throwing down my Cobra The Enemy and FIREFLY cards.
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x160000

guyjin

Quote from: Zeon on 01/13/2009, 09:58 PMOh yeah, well...
Missingno bitch, no one can overcome it's ability to screw you up and delete you. CATTANK can do nothing as Missingno turns it into a pile of random glitches. Even if you destroy Missingno you are still screwed in the end.
There's an even better version of missingno: you never get to fight it because it's cry never ends.

nat

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Holy shit, that was hilarious.
Wayback - thebrothersduomazov.com - Reviews of over 400 TurboGrafx-16/PC-Engine games

PCEngineHell

Quote from: Zeon on 01/13/2009, 09:58 PMOh yeah, well...

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Missingno bitch, no one can overcome it's ability to screw you up and delete you. CATTANK can do nothing as Missingno turns it into a pile of random glitches. Even if you destroy Missingno you are still screwed in the end.
TELE-VIPER joins the fight. TELE-VIPER is immune to any digital related attack OF ANY KIND, and when all else fails, has a grenade launcher. TELE-VIPER pwns Missingno bitch.
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x240000

PCEngineHell

ENIAC joins the fight. ALL who currently have opposed CATTANK are now dead. ENIAC PWNS ALL! ENIAC cant be played again for 20 turns.
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x320000

quoth09

The 3rd Reich of Pork has now joined Cattank's cause:

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quoth09

An ally, or just another foe?

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PCEngineHell

SHAGGY has joined the fight!
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x400000

quoth09


PCEngineHell

GAY VIN DIESEL has joined the fight!
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x480000

guyjin

ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS:

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WIN IS NOW FAIL, AND FAIL IS NOW WIN. PLAY YOUR NEXT CARDS ACCORDINGLY.

PCEngineHell

Quote from: guyjin on 01/14/2009, 09:12 AMATTENTION ALL PLAYERS:

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WIN IS NOW FAIL, AND FAIL IS NOW WIN. PLAY YOUR NEXT CARDS ACCORDINGLY.
REALITY card has been played.

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All effects of GUYJINS REVERSE card are now null and void, and REALITY removes any with abilities like it from his deck.

Sinistron

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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

Sinistron

ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS :

RETARDED
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All use of Uno cards is now deemed so.
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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

Sinistron

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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

Sinistron

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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

guyjin

Quote from: Sinistron on 01/14/2009, 10:28 AMATTENTION ALL PLAYERS :

RETARDED
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All use of Uno cards is now deemed so.
you fiend! Uno > all CCGs.

Joe Redifer


PCEngineHell

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Quote from: Joe Redifer on 01/14/2009, 12:37 PMIMG
Not a very good card Joe. Its a spiked weapon with just 2 measly power points..... Thats like saying your own rule enforcement is weak in actual power, just all talk.  [-X Redo your card and use your own layout and points ( not the layout for Sinis Grimace), ect.  :evil:

Sinistron

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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

PCEngineHell

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True, Nintega entered himself into the fray with the Nintega concept designed iMan product card, thus making himself part of the game and on the opposing players side along side Pac-Ass (Mithos?), ect...... Steve Jobs would never make anything that bad anyway.... regardless of how bad iProducts tend to be. :P  Making fun of Grimace in general has nothing to do with a personal attack against Mithos, Zeon, Nintega, ect. Its just a game card for the thread, that's all, regardless of what you yourself would like to read into it. You dont see Mithos, Zeon, ect crying over Grimace. Also Joe, this is Quoths thread, not yours. If it derails slightly, I think its up to him to decide how far off  typical discussion can go, or if any discussion/debate occurs, no? Isn't that Aarons policy you too are supposed to abide by? Nat has stated before even heated debates are ok in any thread so long as nothing gets out of hand. It seems mostly that if any problems are to occur, it would in fact be however due to a Nintega appearance in a thread started by a member who did infact previously request he not post in any of his threads, or send him any pm's. Maybe Nintega should be honoring this request, and possibly the mods enforcing it to prevent issues?  Also your over reaction and in the process, your very appearance in this thread, would also be cause for problems as of now. Maybe anymore moderation should be done by a more neutral mod like Nat or Aaron if Quoth request it, if a actual problem occurs, and not over zealous moderators who simply jumps the gun with assumptions thus causing problems themselves?

Sinistron

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aside from which- implying that what happens when Grimace becomes your mascot is a personal insult is really some stretch.
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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

geise

Please don't stop this is great entertainment on my lunch breaks.  [-o&lt;

Sinistron

Quote from: guyjin on 01/14/2009, 12:22 PMfiend! Uno > all CCGs.
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MILLE BORNES > UNO
Coup Fourre!!!  :D
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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
- they will bust me for consuming drug until they found out what it was in real.

quoth09

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First off Joe, I don't appreciate threatening to ban members here based on a card when this is all in good fun. Myself and others have expressed that Nintega is not welcome here. I don't really care what he does otherwise here, but when he starts posting stupid drawings on my thread that have NOTHING to do with what is going on here, when there is a thread already clearly welcome for that (here: https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=6332.0), I have a problem, which if you notice, I did not say anything about (some of us ARE trying to ignore him). However I think my previous post here pretty much spells it out:
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=3663.msg106365#msg106365

Yeah, sure Pac-Ass is retarded, but at least it's funny. iPod man is not. Ask just about everyone else here, they agree.

So guess what Joe, feel free to ban me, because I don't want Nintega posting on my thread. I'm sure your head really will be on a stick at that point. As far as I'm concerned, you can take Sini posting the Grimace card, like I posted it myself. No one here is insulting anyone else, that should tell you something. I think how many times he got banned here means something as well.

Don't let your mod powers get to your head Joe. This thread is nothing but fun, and I'm glad I have started something here that so many people are enjoying.

Sinistron

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Quote from: Tatsujin- ATM it's just amateurish boytoy shizzle.
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Joe Redifer

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Quote from: PC-ENGINE HELLAlso Joe, this is Quoths thread, not yours. If it derails slightly, I think its up to him to decide how far off  typical discussion can go, or if any discussion/debate occurs, no? Isn't that Aarons policy you too are supposed to abide by? Nat has stated before even heated debates are ok in any thread so long as nothing gets out of hand. It seems mostly that... blah blah blah, etc
Irrelevant.  I was not saying a damn thing about anything going off topic or any kind of debates.  Quoth does not "own" threads.

Quote from: sinistrona personal insult is really some stretch.
That is not for you to decide.  The intent was clear.  I've seen your shoutbox entries about Nintega lately.

The fact that you three are going nuts about my card shows that you aren't treating this is "all in good fun".