PCE Games that flat out fucking suck

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Arkhan Asylum

#50
03/21/2012, 10:32 AM
Quote from: RegalSin on 03/21/2012, 09:29 AMHey, hey, hey

Mysterious Song is a game that was released, from years ago, when RPG's was an RPG, programed in a normal heterosexual langauge.
I dunno, QBASIC is pretty gay.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

RegalSin

#51
03/21/2012, 11:43 AM
It is still BASIC [-X
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OldRover

#52
03/21/2012, 02:28 PM
It was actually QuickBASIC, not QBASIC. Yes, there's a difference. No, Arkhan doesn't care what the difference is. :)
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Arkhan Asylum

#53
03/21/2012, 02:37 PM
jesus christ, that's even worse, lol
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

OldRover

#54
03/21/2012, 03:34 PM
No, it's better... at least it has a compiler. QBASIC is little more than a pitiful script interpreter, kinda like a jank-ass perl.
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Arkhan Asylum

#55
03/21/2012, 09:26 PM
yeah cause the compile/linking in QuickBASIC is aweeeesome.

lol
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

roflmao

#56
03/21/2012, 09:44 PM
FIGHTING STREET  I just skimmed this thread and I'm surprised that Fighting Street, the place where this thread exists, is bashed, but not the actual suck-ass game itself. :D  Man, where to begin (maybe it hasn't been mentioned because it wasn't released for the PCE?  I don't know...)  It's laughably bad.  Maybe that's a good thing.

OldRover

#57
03/21/2012, 10:15 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/21/2012, 09:26 PMyeah cause the compile/linking in QuickBASIC is aweeeesome.
It's better than the shitty-ass interpreter.
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NecroPhile

#58
03/22/2012, 11:51 AM
Quote from: guest on 03/21/2012, 09:44 PMFIGHTING STREET  I just skimmed this thread and I'm surprised that Fighting Street, the place where this thread exists, is bashed, but not the actual suck-ass game itself. :D  Man, where to begin (maybe it hasn't been mentioned because it wasn't released for the PCE?  I don't know...)  It's laughably bad.  Maybe that's a good thing.
Fighting Street wasn't released for PCE?!?  'You don't know' indeed.  :P
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

CrackTiger

#59
03/22/2012, 02:56 PM
Maybe the cover art confused him?

fighting_swayze.jpg
Justin the Not-So-Cheery Black/Hack/CrackTiger helped Joshua Jackass, Andrew/Arkhan Dildovich and the DildoPhiles destroy 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged/destructive/doxxing toxic turbo troll gang which he covers up for under the "community" euphemism!

roflmao

#60
03/22/2012, 06:36 PM
Yes!  That's it.  I was totally lost. :mrgreen:

Tatsujin

#61
03/22/2012, 07:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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RegalSin

#62
03/27/2012, 06:44 AM
Bllllleeehhh American..

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fraggore

#63
06/16/2012, 05:38 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/22/2012, 02:56 PMMaybe the cover art confused him?
fighting_swayze.jpg
wounder if they did a squeal super fighting swayze 2 road house edition.

deep blue is a shit shump man that game sucks arse.
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Arkhan Asylum

#64
06/18/2012, 12:27 PM
Quote from: fraggore on 06/16/2012, 05:38 PMdeep blue is a shit shump man that game sucks arse.
Get out.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

SNKNostalgia

#65
06/18/2012, 01:58 PM
Super Metal Crusher - Seriously, play the game!!! Oh, that's right, you can't actually play it!!!

Top that game, seriously!!!

blueraven

#66
06/20/2012, 02:59 AM
Quote from: guest on 06/18/2012, 12:27 PM
Quote from: fraggore on 06/16/2012, 05:38 PMdeep blue is a shit shump man that game sucks arse.
Get out.

OldRover

#67
06/20/2012, 11:25 PM
Instead of saying "you're in deep shit!" you can say "you're in deep blue!" and it will have the same meaning. :lol:
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blueraven

#68
06/21/2012, 01:43 AM
-1 Turbokarma points  :twisted:

Arkhan Asylum

#69
06/21/2012, 11:36 AM
-1 ?!

more like -FOREVER.

deep brue is the best underwater shooter!

Soon, it will be second best, once Atlantean is out. bWHAHAHA
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

OldRover

#70
06/21/2012, 04:04 PM
If Deep Blue is the best underwater shooter, then Baby Jo is the best platformer, Astralius is the best RPG, and Talespin is the best hybrid.
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Arkhan Asylum

#71
06/21/2012, 04:52 PM
Well, do you have any other underwater shewties for the PCE?

I DIDN'T THINK SO


Darius don't count.  There are non-underwater parts.

DEEP SEA OR GTFO.

I should call Atlantean "Deep Blue Story Two" as the subtitle.

Wonder if I would get sued.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

JoshTurboTrollX

#72
06/21/2012, 11:30 PM
Quote from: guest on 06/21/2012, 04:52 PMWell, do you have any other underwater shewties for the PCE?

I DIDN'T THINK SO


Darius don't count.  There are non-underwater parts.

DEEP SEA OR GTFO.

I should call Atlantean "Deep Blue Story Two" as the subtitle.

Wonder if I would get sued.
There is that one level in Lords of Thunder that is partially underwater.... I'd rather play that one level of LoT than play Deep Blue.  :P
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

blueraven

#73
06/21/2012, 11:59 PM
Quote from: guest on 06/21/2012, 11:36 AM-1 ?!

more like -FOREVER.

deep brue is the best underwater shooter!

Soon, it will be second best, once Atlantean is out. bWHAHAHA
^

People talk way too much trash about Deep Blue.

That's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.

JoshTurboTrollX

#74
06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Arkhan Asylum

#75
06/22/2012, 10:42 AM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Except, it wasn't like Ultima VI at all, and it cost the same as a PC game.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

OldRover

#76
06/23/2012, 04:12 PM
Chrono Trigger can suck it hard. And it can take Deep Blunder with it.
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VestCunt

#77
06/23/2012, 08:37 PM
Hate me some Chrono Trigger.
I'm a cunt, always was. Topic Adjourned.

Mishran

#78
06/24/2012, 11:26 PM
Quote
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Except, it wasn't like Ultima VI at all, and it cost the same as a PC game.
NOTHING can ever be like Ultima VI. No game could ever hope to surpass U6, except for U7 of course. :wink:

JoshTurboTrollX

#79
06/25/2012, 08:33 AM
Quote from: Mishran on 06/24/2012, 11:26 PM
Quote
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Except, it wasn't like Ultima VI at all, and it cost the same as a PC game.
NOTHING can ever be like Ultima VI. No game could ever hope to surpass U6, except for U7 of course. :wink:
My favorites in the series were always Exodus and Quest of the Avatar.  I think I was so impressed with The False Prophet because of how disappointed I was with Warriors of Destiny.
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Arkhan Asylum

#80
06/25/2012, 10:16 AM
How were you disappointed with Warriors of Destiny.

Were you playing the NES ones only?

The PC one is basically Ultima IV on steroids.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

JoshTurboTrollX

#81
06/25/2012, 10:50 AM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 06/25/2012, 10:16 AMHow were you disappointed with Warriors of Destiny.

Were you playing the NES ones only?

The PC one is basically Ultima IV on steroids.
I must admit, the C64 and NES versions were the copies I owned and I thought it sucked on both. I know that U5 was a step up on many levels, but it was made for newer computers and I just didn't have anything beyond a C64 and my Tandys.  I played the first 4 with scaling graphics and music, and the 5th one didn't have any of this.  Not to mention how just god awful the music was on the NES release....

just bad memories I guess.  By the time I graduated to the Windows/DOS world False Prophet was released and it was amazing.
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

tggodfrey

#82
06/27/2012, 11:27 AM
Timeball........enough said.
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Arkhan Asylum

#83
06/27/2012, 11:36 AM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/25/2012, 10:50 AM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 06/25/2012, 10:16 AMHow were you disappointed with Warriors of Destiny.

Were you playing the NES ones only?

The PC one is basically Ultima IV on steroids.
I must admit, the C64 and NES versions were the copies I owned and I thought it sucked on both. I know that U5 was a step up on many levels, but it was made for newer computers and I just didn't have anything beyond a C64 and my Tandys.  I played the first 4 with scaling graphics and music, and the 5th one didn't have any of this.  Not to mention how just god awful the music was on the NES release....

just bad memories I guess.  By the time I graduated to the Windows/DOS world False Prophet was released and it was amazing.
The C64 Ultima V isnt bad by any means.   It's awfully similar to the 4th game.  and, with a C128, has great SID music.


I think the NES one just broke you.  The NES one is fuckin trash.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

geise

#84
06/27/2012, 03:31 PM Last Edit: 06/28/2012, 06:41 AM by geise
EDIT:  Realized a day later I was talking/bitching about a non pce game.  Ooops.  Sword of Sodan still fucking sucks though.

RegalSin

#85
07/03/2012, 11:52 PM
The only thing suck is the lack of sexploitive games on the PCE. Then when they did have, they censored them. Take Steam Hearts, vs the original which had some nice animated cut scenes, that the PCE could have done without no problems. We get some imagery and actions, but it does not even cut it. Then Graffiti ( yes that game ) an entire beach scene is blocked out, but luckly that scene is viewable, on a certain DOS game. However the scene in the PCE is actually in more colors, but at a lower resolution
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