People are just plain stupid!

[RoyVegas]

Common sense, does it exist any more?  Lets discuss some of the stupid people we have all dealt with or things that morons do that just plain piss you off.

Driving:  Don't pull out of a fucking shopping center when there are cars coming.  You don't have the right of way.
Driving:  If you don't know the rules of the road, get a book from DMV you fucking asshat.

Story:   I used to drive a cab here in Vegas for awhile.  I pick up two ladies that are in their early 20s and get on our way to wherever it was they wanted to go.  As always I am making a little small talk to pass the time.  Then one of them asks me a question.  She says "Where we are from there are lines on the road separating the lanes, why do you have those dots?"  Now being the smartass that I am, I remembered an old joke and thought it might surely get a laugh.  So I tell the lady's, "Its like Braille, so blind people can drive."  Now I am expecting them to chuckle but what do they both say at the same time?  "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!"  As if what I said made absolute sense to them.  I couldn't contain myself and busted out in hysterical laughter.  They had no idea what was so funny.  AMAZING!

[Dark Fact]

I work inbound customer support at a company that does redemption offers for Worldpoints credit cards.  Now, the duties that I usually have to do every day are:

-place orders for customers for items from the Worldpoints catalog
-offer refunds or replacements for defective or damaged items
-promote the card, website and point earnings
-answer any other questions related to the program

I can give you all a laundry list of the stupid customers I put up with every day of my life.  Here is one involving a Mr. Walla from Arkansas:

Mr. Walla wants to redeem his points for a digital camera but his card happens to be an NFL Extra Points Green Bay Packers card which can only be redeemed for NFL merchandise, events, and tickets from the NFL Extra Points website.  I explain to Mr. Walla what the card can only be redeemed for.  Mr. Walla explains that he only got the card because he just wanted a credit card plus he doesn't even watch football.  He also goes on to say that with his card, he is eligible to redeem for whatever he wants.  Not wanting to get into a bickering contest with him, I offered to transfer Mr. Walla to customer service so they would be able to give the man a better explanation of the card that he signed up for. 

Now, I obviously couldn't resist listening in on the conversation considering how interesting the situation was despite the fact that us agents aren't allowed to due to PCI compliance (meaning that to protect the security of the customers and the company's reputation, all agents had to hang up after transferring the customer to another agent).  The customer service agent on the other line explains to Mr. Walla that his card can once again, be only used to redeem for NFL merchandise, experiences and tickets.  At this point, Mr. Walla was starting to get really pissed and demanded that the agent put an order in for the camera.  The agent again tells him that it can't be done which only got Mr. Walla even more pissed off and threatened to call the Arkansas State Attorney General's Office if he didn't get his camera.  The agent on the other end then decided to get a Bank of America manager on the line to speak with him but by the time that happened, Mr. Walla abruptly left the line to get to his doctor's appointment.

Pretty much, from that tirade, I got to hear one of the best lines from a stupid person ever:

"I'm gonna call the Arkansas State Attorney Generals Office on you people because I don't even watch football!"

Moral of the story? Always read the fine print...always.

[Arkhan Asylum]

how about those dillholes that turn, and THEN put their blinker on.

they must all die.

or people that stop walking in the middle of a mall to look at something.  Get out of the way.

People that walk on the wrong side of stairs and get in my way...and groups of retarts in a hall way that walk side by side and slow by slow, thus blocking the ENTIRE hallway with their slow walking conversation about something retarded, like their Nissan.

[Sinistron]

Nothing beats the maroons that seem to almost deliberately slow down at a green light so that you catch the red- then they suddenly speed off.  Have you seen this?  It invokes murderous rage I tell you.

[termis]

Common sense, does it exist any more?  Lets discuss some of the stupid people we have all dealt with or things that morons do that just plain piss you off.

Driving:  Don't pull out of a fucking shopping center when there are cars coming.  You don't have the right of way.
Driving:  If you don't know the rules of the road, get a book from DMV you fucking asshat.

Story:   I used to drive a cab here in Vegas for awhile.  I pick up two ladies that are in their early 20s and get on our way to wherever it was they wanted to go.  As always I am making a little small talk to pass the time.  Then one of them asks me a question.  She says "Where we are from there are lines on the road separating the lanes, why do you have those dots?"  Now being the smartass that I am, I remembered an old joke and thought it might surely get a laugh.  So I tell the lady's, "Its like Braille, so blind people can drive."  Now I am expecting them to chuckle but what do they both say at the same time?  "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!"  As if what I said made absolute sense to them.  I couldn't contain myself and busted out in hysterical laughter.  They had no idea what was so funny.  AMAZING!

Hey, fuck you Roy -- you're a cab driver -- I call you guys the moving pylons.

(BTW, I was first licensed as a California driver  )

[guyjin]

Nothing beats the maroons that seem to almost deliberately slow down at a green light so that you catch the red- then they suddenly speed off.  Have you seen this?  It invokes murderous rage I tell you.

I've never, ever seen that, or even heard of it. maybe an NYC thing? 

[NecroPhile]

I've never, ever seen that, or even heard of it. maybe an NYC thing? 

I work with a dude that often slows when approaching green lights.  Guess where he lives..... the wrong side of the river. 

[RoyVegas]

Common sense, does it exist any more?  Lets discuss some of the stupid people we have all dealt with or things that morons do that just plain piss you off.

Driving:  Don't pull out of a fucking shopping center when there are cars coming.  You don't have the right of way.
Driving:  If you don't know the rules of the road, get a book from DMV you fucking asshat.

Story:   I used to drive a cab here in Vegas for awhile.  I pick up two ladies that are in their early 20s and get on our way to wherever it was they wanted to go.  As always I am making a little small talk to pass the time.  Then one of them asks me a question.  She says "Where we are from there are lines on the road separating the lanes, why do you have those dots?"  Now being the smartass that I am, I remembered an old joke and thought it might surely get a laugh.  So I tell the lady's, "Its like Braille, so blind people can drive."  Now I am expecting them to chuckle but what do they both say at the same time?  "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!"  As if what I said made absolute sense to them.  I couldn't contain myself and busted out in hysterical laughter.  They had no idea what was so funny.  AMAZING!

Hey, fuck you Roy -- you're a cab driver -- I call you guys the moving pylons.

(BTW, I was first licensed as a California driver  )

I  said I used to be a cabbie, not am!  I do miss it though, the tips were GREAT.

[Turbo D]

Cabbies have to carry guns or else they'll end up like the cabbie in the link below:

Warning: please do not click link if you are a pussy!
http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/

[Arkhan Asylum]

Nothing beats the maroons that seem to almost deliberately slow down at a green light so that you catch the red- then they suddenly speed off.  Have you seen this?  It invokes murderous rage I tell you.

Those people need to be ended.

I once sped thru a red light from some dick that did that while giving me the finger, and proceeded to tail him to a wal mart.  Then he was dumb enough to get out and go shopping thinking id go away

I did

after I keyed his car vigorously.

[Sinistron]

10 points for that Arkhan.  It appears you're in the lead. 

[Arkhan Asylum]

gangsta 2fast2stupid race car vroom vroomers are stupid also.

Esp. when they double park so noone scratches their sweet ride.

This once made me have to walk like 2 extra blocks to park because Jimmy Jazz wanted his tricked out cavalier to not get scratched.

someone beat me to the punch line and keyed his car for me and put "Hi!" on the hood.

so I laughed, walked to the trunk and wrote "BYE!" and drew this: >_<


then we came back after our classes and someone kicked the mirrors off the car, LOL.


Parking downtown is SRS BIDNIZ

[nat]

I know someone who can tell you about SERIOUS BIZNIZZ.

[Dark Fact]

James Robert Murphy?

[NecroPhile]

This once made me have to walk like 2 extra blocks to park because Jimmy Jazz wanted his tricked out cavalier to not get scratched.

Oxymoron x 1,000,000!

[DJLobo]

This once made me have to walk like 2 extra blocks to park because Jimmy Jazz wanted his tricked out cavalier to not get scratched.

someone beat me to the punch line and keyed his car for me and put "Hi!" on the hood.

so I laughed, walked to the trunk and wrote "BYE!" and drew this: >_<

then we came back after our classes and someone kicked the mirrors off the car, LOL.

LOL, that's too funny.

Friend of friend had his car "customized". He had the cheapest and ugliest looking wing on the trunk. And he had neon around the back window and license plate, but nowhere else on the car. Too bad he didn't have any rims that spun.

[Arkhan Asylum]

this one kid, he glued shag carpetting down in his ford festiva


I heard that he was in a bad accident when his friend dropped a zippo in there on the highway and set the fucker ablaze.

lol.