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OGHUGO's failed shake down and the twisted case of Brian Singer's Anal Rape

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PCEngineHell

04/24/2014, 09:19 AM
Two seemingly unrelated cases can now be mixed and combined into one exciting topic:

In a world where lies and mysteries reign king. Where rich successful directors may possibly have to actually rape people in the ass instead of paying people in drugs and $100 bills to be allowed to fuck said ass, where jacked up resellers try to give Union shakedowns, anything goes. When a combustion becomes an explosion, a mysterious nephew will cross desert valleys to fulfill his love for Turbo, crossing all borders in the name of that love. But what he doesn't know is that forces are working against him. His uncle has his own agenda.

Uncle OGHUGO has taken Nephew's cash, and used it to buy a cheap system to flip. After shaking down the seller of a pristine, non-hair dryer warped Turbografx, plans to sell his beloved console for profit have been concocted. After deporting failed to get him out of the way, and lies about it being impossible to mail the system into Mexico were not believed, to keep Nephew from interfering with his cash flow,  he used his wife to seduce him with a sex romp in the white van. With much alcohol and possibly a little chloroform, Nephew wakes up to find himself at an upscale pool party. But it's not just any pool party.... he has sent him to......Brian Singer's Pool Party. Now, anything goes....

This film will star:
Keanu Reeves as Nephew
Mel Gibson as OGHUGO
Hugh Jackman as Bernie
Shelley Duvall as the seductive aunt
and Chris Elliott as Brian Singer

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tggodfrey

#1
04/24/2014, 09:30 AM
I read the entire post.  Fuck him.  He was caught left and right lying.  Using the excuse you cant ship safely to Mexico is a load of sh&&.  Of course he wont ship back for a refund, no surprise there. 
Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

NightWolve

#2
04/24/2014, 11:09 AM
Ah, these recent accusations about this X-Men and "Superman Returns" director... Yeah, quite a tale if true...

Psycho Punch

#3
04/24/2014, 12:59 PM
I'd watch that on premiere.
This Toxic Turbo Turd/Troll & Clone Warrior calls himself "Burning Fight!!" on Neo-Geo.com
For a good time, reach out to: aleffrenan94@gmail.com or punchballmariobros@gmail.com
Like DildoKobold, dildos are provided free of charge, no need to bring your own! :lol:
He also ran scripts to steal/clone this forum which blew up the error logs! I had to delete THOUSANDS of errors cause of this nutcase!
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420GOAT

#4
04/24/2014, 01:10 PM
you guys are fucken crazy! lol.
I want to be more like 337.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

tggodfrey

#5
04/24/2014, 02:31 PM Last Edit: 04/24/2014, 02:35 PM by tggodfrey
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Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

OGHUGO

#6
04/24/2014, 02:35 PM
PCEngineHell, you are hilarious dude apparently you have nothing better to do.
any how Bernie and I have solved the differences we had.  Regardless of what you think or say since you are just talking out of your ass.  It was never about getting money back, he said he had lots of stuff to sale/trade.  As I am trying to build up my collection I would have kept on dealing with him and possibly get good deals in the future.  The system got here yesterday, I opened it today and everything is fine, I talked to Bernie that if he really wants the system back I can just send it back.  But to end this whole mess I decided to just keep it.  Yes it will be resold.  I will not be shipping to Mexico as it is a pain in the ass regardless of what you think.  I should have just let this go, but didn't want to have an ass clown like you have the last word.

tggodfrey

#7
04/24/2014, 02:43 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 02:35 PMBlah Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah Blah.  I just wanted free shit from Bernie.  My nephew is enroute back to Mexico on his donkey and cant receive a package because the carrier pigeons cant handle the weight so I will resell for major ebay gouging prices because I think my cold solder joints are worth 60.00.  Dont worry I will hang around here to try and scam more of my third world Mod work. I want to try and deal with Bernie some more because I know I can screw more items out of him and increase my Ebay profits.  I just cant let this go because it hurts my interweb ego to be proven as such an asshat.
Translated for you.
Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

NightWolve

#8
04/24/2014, 02:46 PM
Oh, I wondered what this "OGHUGO" was, heh, didn't know it was about a new member here that bought Bernie's TG-16 system. Nevermind what I thought, it was silly, but OK, now I see why Professor made the thread besides the Brian Singer rape accusations... Heh.

JoshTurboTrollX

#9
04/24/2014, 02:51 PM
OGHUGO can runyon, but you cannot hide?

Possibly!
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Arkhan Asylum

#10
04/24/2014, 03:11 PM
BACK TO THE SHADOWLANDS.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

jtucci31

#11
04/24/2014, 03:44 PM
Quote from: tggodfrey on 04/24/2014, 02:43 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 02:35 PMBlah Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah Blah.  I just wanted free shit from Bernie.  My nephew is enroute back to Mexico on his donkey and cant receive a package because the carrier pigeons cant handle the weight so I will resell for major ebay gouging prices because I think my cold solder joints are worth 60.00.  Dont worry I will hang around here to try and scam more of my third world Mod work. I want to try and deal with Bernie some more because I know I can screw more items out of him and increase my Ebay profits.  I just cant let this go because it hurts my interweb ego to be proven as such an asshat.
Translated for you.
Ah this makes much more sense! Adds much more depth to Scorsese's "Turbo"

OGHUGO

#12
04/24/2014, 03:54 PM
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this is what I got as I finished my lunch...  Only a matter of time..

NecroPhile

#13
04/24/2014, 03:56 PM
Ha!  Karma has a sense of humor.
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

PCEngineHell

#14
04/24/2014, 03:57 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 02:35 PMI should have just let this go, but wanted to make sure to have an ass clown like me have the last word.
It's never about who said the last words, its about who said the best words.  :lol: As is I can barely read yours. Poor sentence structure and other issues hamper your ability to spin convincing bullshit our way.

PCEngineHell

#15
04/24/2014, 04:01 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 03:54 PM/buzehuga.jpg
this is what I got as I finished my lunch...  Only a matter of time..
It's good to know even fortune cookies can dish out insulting sarcasm to you huh?

tggodfrey

#16
04/24/2014, 04:14 PM
Even a short bus needs a leader!
Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

PCEngineHell

#17
04/24/2014, 04:24 PM
Quote from: tggodfrey on 04/24/2014, 04:14 PMEven a short bus needs a leader!
He'd just try to flip that too lol.

OGHUGO

#18
04/24/2014, 04:31 PM

Quote from: ProfessorProfessorson on 04/24/2014, 03:57 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 02:35 PMI should have just let this go, but wanted to make sure to have an ass clown like me have the last word.
It's never about who said the last words, its about who said the best words.  :lol: As is I can barely read yours. Poor sentence structure and other issues hamper your ability to spin convincing bullshit our way.
It's the internet stupid..  Wtf are you an English teacher ?  Well this aight English class.

bob

#19
04/24/2014, 04:55 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 04:31 PM
LOL...what a fitting signature.

NecroPhile

#20
04/24/2014, 04:56 PM
Today's English class is brought to you by our sponsor: Tapatalk.

Tapatalk, for dumb shits that don't know how to turn off the stupidity.



Sent from my fingers using a keyboard.
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

tggodfrey

#21
04/24/2014, 04:57 PM Last Edit: 04/24/2014, 04:59 PM by tggodfrey
Its ok guys, he no speak english.........must use translator!

I cant wait to retire, move to Mexico and walk around expecting everyone to speak english.  Then cry to my uncle to get me a Turbo CD.
Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

Bernie

#22
04/24/2014, 07:19 PM
I must admit...I got a good chuckle out of this.  :)

tggodfrey

#23
04/24/2014, 07:27 PM
You should, this douche bag was only try to extort more freebees out of you.  Too bad for him we know you a lot better than that.
Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

EvilEvoIX

#24
04/24/2014, 08:06 PM
Quote from: tggodfrey on 04/24/2014, 09:30 AMI read the entire post.  Fuck him.  He was caught left and right lying.  Using the excuse you cant ship safely to Mexico is a load of sh&&.  Of course he wont ship back for a refund, no surprise there. 
I gotta say that I've read the entire post too and it is indeed hilarious.  They whole "Magical Nephew" angle had me in stitches.
IMGIMGIMG
Quote from: PCEngineHellI already dropped him a message on there and he did not reply back, so fuck him, and his cunt wife.

Sparky

#25
04/24/2014, 08:20 PM
Haha, your just happy no one is picking on you EvoIX

EvilEvoIX

#26
04/24/2014, 08:24 PM
Quote from: guest on 04/24/2014, 08:20 PMHaha, your just happy no one is picking on you EvoIX
:dance:
IMGIMGIMG
Quote from: PCEngineHellI already dropped him a message on there and he did not reply back, so fuck him, and his cunt wife.

OGHUGO

#27
04/24/2014, 10:51 PM
Quote from: tggodfrey on 04/24/2014, 04:14 PMEven a short bus needs a leader!
yeah tggodfrey and you will be riding in the back and me in the front, I have to keep you retards in check.

PCEngineHell

#28
04/24/2014, 11:09 PM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 04/24/2014, 10:51 PM
Quote from: tggodfrey on 04/24/2014, 04:14 PMEven a short bus needs a leader!
yeah tggodfrey and you will be riding in the back and me in the front, I have to keep you retards in check.
This forum is obviously filled with mainly retards, who most of which just happen to be able to type fully legible paragraphs and manage decent sentence structure. Maybe this forum may is not for you. You might want to go join Nintendoage or something. They may suit you better. I also know of this cool mod site that is always looking for fresh new talent to share ideas with:

http://16bitgamer.forumotion.ca/

HailingTheThings

#29
04/24/2014, 11:26 PM
Coming This Summer...No One, this movie doesn't sound very good at all...blue balls ahoy.

Seriously, though, butts, rabbit butts.

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HercTNT

#30
04/25/2014, 12:53 AM
Keanu reaves as the nephew almost knocked me out of my chair. the movie poster is fantastic.

FiftyQuid

#31
04/25/2014, 11:06 AM
Is this going straight to video?  I was at Wal-Mart yesterday and didn't see it in the bulk bins.
I'm busy playing pinball, but I still drop by to visit.

tggodfrey

#32
04/25/2014, 11:22 AM
Youtube........its a double feature with Nintenga!
Games currently in play:
PS3: COD Ghosts
TG16: Boxyboy

BigusSchmuck

#33
04/25/2014, 03:24 PM
I guess he never heard of the Bernie curse.

Ninja16608

#34
04/25/2014, 03:35 PM
GEM MINT 10 LMFAO, I was almost in tears reading and laughing.

roflmao

#35
04/27/2014, 10:29 PM
I've been away for a few days and return to find all this hoopla.  I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.  Thank you pcefx! :)

BlueBMW

#36
04/27/2014, 11:51 PM
Werd!
[Sun 23:29] <Tatsujin> we have hard off, book off, house off, sports off, baby off, clothes off, jerk off, piss off etc

roflmao

#37
04/29/2014, 09:36 PM
Sounds like a plan! Mini Turbofest at Beemer's - sometime this summer perhaps?  These next couple of months are pretty busy for me.

Sparky

#38
04/30/2014, 01:16 AM
Books flight

seieienbu

#39
05/02/2014, 12:34 AM
When does this film open?  ...need to get me some tickets.
Current want list:  Bomberman 93

EvilEvoIX

#40
05/02/2014, 01:32 AM
This is so much more fun when you are not in the barrel.  Wildly Funny and Entertaining, 4 Stars.
IMGIMGIMG
Quote from: PCEngineHellI already dropped him a message on there and he did not reply back, so fuck him, and his cunt wife.

OGHUGO

#42
05/04/2014, 08:19 PM
 recommend you go here Professor fag:
 http://16bitgamer.forumotion.ca/

Psycho Punch

#43
05/04/2014, 10:48 PM
When you start calling people 'fag' you have already lost.
This Toxic Turbo Turd/Troll & Clone Warrior calls himself "Burning Fight!!" on Neo-Geo.com
For a good time, reach out to: aleffrenan94@gmail.com or punchballmariobros@gmail.com
Like DildoKobold, dildos are provided free of charge, no need to bring your own! :lol:
He also ran scripts to steal/clone this forum which blew up the error logs! I had to delete THOUSANDS of errors cause of this nutcase!
how_to_spell_ys_sign_origin_ver.webp

OldRover

#44
05/04/2014, 11:07 PM
I miss all the fun. :cry:
Turbo Badass Rank: Janne (6 of 12 clears)
Conquered so far: Sinistron, Violent Soldier, Tatsujin, Super Raiden, Shape Shifter, Rayxanber II

synbiosfan

#45
05/04/2014, 11:42 PM
Quote from: Nulltard on 05/04/2014, 10:50 PMI've been calling people "fag" for years because i thought is was an acronym for Fucking Awesome Guy. ) :
I thought he was calling him a cigarette and was confused mate! :P

seieienbu

#47
05/05/2014, 03:54 AM
I'm reminded of a line Boromir said in the Fellowship of the Rings which cracked m e up 20-some years ago as a schoolboy: "May each man carry a faggot on his back" something something.  I knew the real definition but that didn't stop my giggling in class.
Current want list:  Bomberman 93

PCEngineHell

#48
05/05/2014, 04:38 AM
Quote from: OGHUGO on 05/04/2014, 08:19 PMI'm rollin in games and raking in HUGE profits on ebay, but cant buy my kid a fucking bed to sleep on, or be bothered with picking up his damn bedroom so it isn't a hoarders death trap:
QFT. Shall we continue?

OGHUGO

#49
05/05/2014, 01:12 PM
Like I said you have nothing better to do..  Not going anywhere.. 
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