Caption Contest 26

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 


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Winner will recieve a surprise box of goodies.



RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
B, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
C, When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[DeshDildo]

Behind the scenes of the voice actors working on the new Saber Riders game for PCE/Turbografx CD.  In keeping with the wild west theme, Aetherbutt has hired the voice actor that worked on Lethal Enforcers 2.  We can only hope to hear updated versions of "You can't hit the broad side of a barn." and "You ainta gonna get me sheriff." to be included in this new release.

[Dicer]

 

[blueraven]

I don't always wear a colostomy bag, but when I do its made by NEC.

[shawnji]

"Happy Happyism made great strides today in its pursuit of the perfect shade of blue..."

[OldMan]

"I'm tellin ya, replacing the 7805 shoulda worked..."

[MNKyDeth]

If you look at it just right, you can see bonk.

[LostFlunky]

"What is this sheeit?  My dentist got a Jaguar!"

[ToyMachine78]

Look man, I'm a mechanic. You called and said you were having problems with your engine. You ain't say nuthin about a PC Engine! WTH is this!?

[bob]

bump for a few more entries

[DragonmasterDan]

[xcrement5x]

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Did You Know Gaming?

Bonk was originally a mascot for OshKosh B'Gosh before Al Roker discovered him at an NEC sponsored event.

[synbiosfan]

And then he used a hair dryer...

[DeshDildo]

(In the voice of Carl from Slingblade).  I reckon some people call it a Turbografx, I call it a PC Engine mmmhhmmm.

[InfraMan]

"Well I dunno who NEC is, but I sure am glad they put up the money for our live action production of The Cleveland Show."

[geise]

[bob]

"What is this sheeit?  My dentist got a Jaguar!"

Winner. Package going out this week. Sorry for delay, LM. I have been travelling for a couple weeks.

[slinkyturd]

https://imgflip.com/i/u5k66

[LostFlunky]

Oh, there was a contest?  I just wanted to tell y'all that my dentist got a Jaguar....

Thanks a_o!!!!

[geise]

Haha!  Congrats!